What exactly is the purpose of this country? Is there anything Canada has achieved, like some important inventions...

What exactly is the purpose of this country? Is there anything Canada has achieved, like some important inventions? Do they even matter politically? It seriously feels like Canada shouldn‘t even exist.

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They're a collection of easily subverted morons

its just a place where Americas bad ideas go to die.

It was just a french territory made to gather beavers. It has long outlived its purpose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions

We haven't done that much I guess. Our country is really big though so whatever

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They are the decedents of our shitbags who didn't want to stand with their countrymen and fight the British, and countless generations of draft dodgers and faggots.

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They invented ice hockey so you can shut the fuck up shit fetish boy

Canada is important because the US needs to station the Distant Early Warning system there in case the Ruskies start nuking us.

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well atleast we didnt start a war to save the white race and then doom the white race as a result...

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Im the only person in the thread that actually answered the question of what we invented

He has a point

>insulin
>the telephone
>standard time zones
>sonar

Yeah Canada hasn't accounted for anything, ever.

they were the world's first faggot colony the Crown sent the criminals to Australia and the faggots to Canada

canada is more white than your country and you guys fought a war (and lost) trying to do the same thing

We were supposed to be an extension of great Britain but then Churchill sold the UK to the kikes in ww2 and the greatness of the British Empire dissolved. We are the remnants of what was supposed to be a great empire.

I know, I just used you for my own nefarious purposes

>Canada 1
>Germany 0

This question is literally at the very heart of anything and everything to do with Canada.

We are, fundamentally, a nation whose national identity is an ongoing identity crisis.

But... but it's 2017!

I mean. C'mon!

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>canada
>white

more like yellow m8

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Their biggest export is soft adult rock like Gordon Lightfoot.

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Quickly becoming Northern Mexico
Look up drug and gang stats yourself

We are just a country of chill.

More than half our problems die every winter.

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Get fucked, we invented ketchup and all dressed chips.

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They should just become a state and take credit for all of our achievements.

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When Trudeau said canada is post national state he was not wrong

The term nation is roots in the Latin word kin. Nation is defined by its people, and the people are the root of culture.

The quebec andglo conflicts have always been an issue for us and the life one the east and west coasts are distinctyly different.

Canada is so large only because it was formerly under British rule, and it is so young that the various groups within have yet to fight for their own territories.

With mass immigration and the upcoming financial crisis, it is only a matter of time before canada is divided into many smaller nations similar to that of Europe.

I don't care what you say about Canada
But Gordon Lightfoot!?!
DAY OF THE GRILL, BURGER

it's ok canada, you did more then the entirety of africa

We exist to kill krauts like you during world wars, hans.

Do you want more?

Avril lavigne comes from canada and i regularly fap to her so imo canada is alright.

MFW leafs are nostalgic for the days their military was auxillary cannon fodder for the British and today have taken the surrender monkey flag from the French after how badly you showed your asses in southern afghanistan

Canada is a sleeping giant. Once global warming hits and the northwest passage melts, they'll be sucking slavic dick as hard as they're currently sucking chinese dick

She used to be so hot. So glad they made that one goth porno chick look just like her.

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You have to give us a name, user.

ts vica and milla

Jesus Christ.

>send troops to help fight shitskins with Americans
>Americans insult you in return

Wow, what a country.

What is this, 2003? You think anyone would fall for that trap?

>sleeping giant
>30,000,000 people

LOL. The state I live alone has 2/3 that many people. Canada is a cool place to ski in winter. They really should give Quebec freedom/independence, they're not like any other Canadians. Nuke Vancouver and Toronto, awful places.

Canuckistan didn't invent ice hockey, you subhuman mongol.

>bragging about being drafted into a foreign country's military

Britain owns you. Their royals can disband your Parliament any time they want and their faces are on your currency. Be grateful we let you border/duty free shop here.

Depends on what you call ice hockey. They weren't the first to play a stick and ball based game on skates, but modern hockey as we know it is a Canadian invention.

She's married to the singer from Nickleback. Sorry user for ruining that one for you.

This. How TF do you call yourself a country when your military couldn't fight a war with itself, the majority of your money is in (((English))), not every province ratified your constitution, and the damn thing wasn't even written till the fuckin 80's?

Not for a while now.

HOLD THE FUCK ON HERE

Marcellus Gilmore Edson invented peanut butter before Carver did??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGgaagvrbdhhcyhdbebbajajjbfbfbfbebbe

NIGGERS HAVE INVENTED NOTHING!

Yeah she also has Lymes desiese, which is basically identical to Syphilis and incurable

Apparently all the countries in the commonwealth aren't real countries.

t. burger education

All of Quebec and the younger generation want nothing more than to see the death of the monarchy. In the coming years when the Queen bites the dust there will be a huge defamation campaign to smear Prince Charles and to sway public opinion towards independence.

Britain holds no power over Canada but I'd love to see them try.

They're not. If foreign royalty can disband your central government and draft your sons into war, you're not a country. Canada is cool and all but your mannerisms and overall emotional demeanor are offputting and embarrassing. Again, the only part of Canada I like is French Canada. They're great.

It's where we encourage our cucks to go. It's the toilet of North America. Mexico is the outhouse where the criminals flee to.

canada is a great place to live. we are the only 1st world country

>implying the Queen won't last for 100s of years until they perfect transhumanism and she get uploaded into the matrix

Definition of a country:

>a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory.

>Canada is cool and all but your mannerisms and overall emotional demeanor are offputting and embarrassing.

What's the longest amount of time you've spent here? You think all Canadians are a-like. It's like if I painted all Americans as gun-toting rednecks that spend all day praying to Jesus.

HRM drafted your men into the Iraq and Afghani wars along with Australians and Kiwis. Fact. She possesses the power to disband your Parliament. Her face is on your money, so is her Husband's. You are chattle property of a Usurpers line of inbred retards. The house of Stuart should be on your money, not the Windsors.

You see that leafs? At least you're better than Africa. Continue to have a reason to act smug while it lasts.

Just you, kiwis, and the convict continent...TFW Jamaican's have more pride in their country

is that a real person or a video game character

No it isn't, you subhuman leaf.

The version of America that didn't fail.

Canada is Britain's territory though, you're a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. Keep Quebec snow corduroyed nice for me, thanks. I'll be up in a fee months.

Your the faggots that betrayed the crown. Americans are traitors.

Not an argument.

That doesn't mean it's not a country. You really think the British could just come in and take their shit back? Never mind the white people, Natives will be fucking furious. They would never give in to the Brits.

Tim Horton's copies Dunkin Donuts.

Was he canadian? You guys get mad over cultural appropriation, right?

That natives are to busy getting high/drunk/being murdered to stop the brits.

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Only good thing is the relatively low cost of housing (compared to other large cities, and excluding hongcouver). The fact is, everything (even this) is 3rd-world in cucknadia.

Yes. You're basically a water reservoir they're going to empty at some point this century. Problem is we share those lakes with you. When the time comes you better pick the right side to fight on Canuck.

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They're willing to fight when an issue is dear to them, like armed blockades over some treaty covering a 20km^2 swampland. The British coming in and saying "It's this white people's land now." would send them into overdrive.

You're the boot lickers who ran/ were banished for not standing by your countrymen to fight against the (((Crown))) fuck yourself Lee Chang

Don't worry, I promise to stand by the United States of Mexico.

have you even been to canada?

it's like the Sup Forums of the world, but lefty and constantly becoming more and more cucked by muslims

You know what Canada hasn't done? Fucked over their own continent three times in a century.
You fucks, on the other hand, have been the source of headaches so severe, the entire world has to take turns beating the living shit out of you to make you stop sperging out like the lunatics you are. Canadians have been quiet, peaceful neighbors, and before Sup Forums, had am undisputed reputation for being good and kind people. Canadians have more of a right to exist than Germans. Fuck, they have more of a right to exist than most countries. The point is, shut your filthy kraut cumtrap, you have no room to talk about anyone, warmongering homewreckers that you are.

There aren't that many left to fight. The remote injuns in the Taiga pose no threat to anyone but seals and fish. Your northern territories are interesting. Baffin Island was a nice trip. Cold though.

Neither is that, leaffag.

Literally everything Sup Forums knows about Canada comes out of Toronto and Vancouver

Drive in any direction for an hour or two from either of those cities and you'll find yourself passing by towns and cities that are predominantly white and Christian. You'll see Canadian flags EVERYWHERE despite all the nonsense claims that Canada isn't nationalistic. All our retard leftists are isolated in a couple huge cities, and however loud they might be, they can't change Canada.

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Only an American can think treason is a good thing. return to the crown dog.

We invented the phone faggot and basketball
i dont know what else though