Anglo Love Thread

How can I be more British, and what is the best English county to visit around this time of year?

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Scotland

Essex Suffolk or Cambridgeshire

Avoid cities.
>London.
>Manchester.
>Liverpool.
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE.
Avoid anywhere north of the Midlands (I live in the Midlands, it's the cut-off point for shitness).
Anywhere south of London is generally cool.
Cornwall is really nice and chill.
The Lake District is nice and chill.
Brighton is so fucking much fun, but it's the gay capital of the UK so if you hate faggots and dykes, avoid it, because there's fucking loads of them.

Eat fish and chips.
Complain about the weather.
Complain about everything.
Watch the footie at a pub.
That's what it means to be British.

youtube.com/watch?v=jX1uTui5I2c

amazing how much evil can fit in such small picture

Forgot to add... Lake District is north, but it's the only acceptable place up north.

I dont buy the last bit. You dont build an empire by being whiny and nihilistic.

That part of the british attitude has only existed since the world wars

>Avoid anywhere north of the Midlands
>The Lake District
Fuck off shandy drinking southern cunt

So northerners even hate midlanders, not just southerners?

>tfw don't know whether drinking shandy makes me more or less british

Fuck off the north is real England. Go to Newcastle and have a cracking night out with proper lads.

>t. man who's spend most of his life in The Feminist Caliphate of Londongrad

Nice proxy nige, truth is the only people who care about our shitty country are pakis and niggers.

come to london during autumn

which district can serve me a pint of aryan blood?

No.1 tip, go rural.

Avoid English cities. Yes, some of the architecture is stunning, but if you wanted more than that, i see no reason to make cities the focal point of your visit.

People will tell you to go to Cornwall for classic coastline etc etc. Don't drive past Devon for the sake of that. It's just as good, less poor and a some really stunning spots if you follow the no.1 tip. This time of year you're probably not getting calm sunny days. Embrace that and walk some more rugged coastline spots.

If you followed the no.1, remember you are an American. Slow down, not everyone wants to be spoken to or hear you speak. Mind your manners and you'll get along just fine with everyone almost universally.

>shandy

Just be really miserable all the time, and moan about trivial issues that you unfortunately have no control over. You also need to be a complete minger and get absolutely wasted every weekend, and wake up in A&E on sunday morning.

Don't forget to pay your drinking license before you go out though otherwise you'll end up in the slammer

Cornwall here, can confirm

only british countries that are burning down to their grounds are good one
sadly their goverment was the first one who sold their own people out

Come to Rutland! legit idyllic countryside
(and yes Lincolshire SHITS we ARE a real county)

the anglos deported all the brits to wales
start drinking beer out of a 20 oz glass
cornwall

Here's a more accurate picture, OP.

that sentence doesnt even make sense, just leave you delluded German-lite

Shit pic related I know, didn't put much time or thought into it.

>Avoid anywhere north of the Midlands

Are you retarded? I'm from the far south and even I think that northern England is far better than everything in between here and the border. North Yorkshire, Cumbria and rural Lancashire is beautiful.

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As said Cornwall is really nice and cozy but the people are pretty weird if im honest and don't like townies.

The Lake district is nice

Winchester is pretty cozy 'city'

I live near Reading which is weird, as it has some really cozy back lanes with stores pubs and such. And a park with a huge imperial memorial. But then you walk about 10 minutes in some directions and its either some shit hole paki central or modernist type shite.

Why of my big recommendations is Bath. All round is really nice, architecture pretty much is all nice. Rich with history and such, and as I recall it wasn't paki central anywhere.

Ignore the narrow minded county plebs, ignore the shills. In reality, all England is beautiful, it's just that our cities have been uglified by Leftards in charge of councils and their imported rapey pets. Even in our worst city you can find beauty still though. Our countryside is stunning and diverse, it's more wild and bleak in the North, softer and lovely in the South. Dramatic coastlines on around us. Just come over and see everything. These are the Sceptr'd Isles, where you can walk in the footsteps of Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, Normans, and our greats, men like Shakespeare, Henry V, Wordsworth, Turner, and legends of ghosts, witches, monsters abound. Ignore the modern ugliness, we have a beautiful land.

Yeah no Bath is my biggest recommendation.

Drop your self in street view like literally anywhere its all so nice. :')

Avoid the cities, go to a little comfy cottage in the country somewhere. Cumbria is always nice.
And get yourself a proper pork pie lad, from a farmers market, none of that supermarket shite.

Stay away from Devon and Cornwall.
There's a reason Cornwall gets the least government funding.

It's fucking boring and shit

>sunday
>full monty for brecky
>carvery with all the trimmings for din-din
it's truly the best of our culture

>Reading
If you're ever in town OP, go to the Sweeney and Todd's pie shop.
Nowt like a good pie.

If I HAVE to go to London what should I do to get the most British experience?

Go find a comfy pub and get hammered watching the football. Just remember to only cheer for the team the others are cheering for, don't want to get glassed now do we?

>Don't forget to pay your drinking license before you go out though otherwise you'll end up in the slammer

He's not joking
atlasobscura.com/places/wheatley-lock-up

>Essex
God, no. Chavs and Jeremy Kyle auditioners. There's a reason they're the butt of every regional joke.
t. Norfolk

not dublin

Also, Birmingham is a soulless, grey waste. Don't go there.

lmao he's saying the north isn't acceptable but probably lives Birmingham or lower HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUA

>If I HAVE to go to London what should I do to get the most British experience?

Richmond upon Thames and the surrounding areas.

Yeah but make sure not to look any niggers in the eye.

Me and a few mates were walking down by the river and a gang of nogs followed me into McDonalds and confronted me because I looked one of them in the eye.

Nothing happened, it was a mixture of a chimp out and small man syndrome. I think I could of taken just him seeing as he was at the height of my shoulders but his pals were all 6'2 nogs.....

One of my 'mates' played football with him and he showed me a sc of him and his qt Polish gf and how she abuse him and smokes weed all day with his spic arab friend whom lives in a council house. I hate this country and Jews and niggers.....

>Inb4 this didn't happen

>complain about everything, never lift a finger to fix it
QUINTESSENTIAL

Irish and Germanics built this country. Anglo protestents colluded with Jews and were the proto globalists.

I love you Britain. You're cucked right now, but one day your son will return to help our mother once again

>johnny foreigner queue jumps
>every other person in the queue tuts and angrily whispers to each other
>nobody says anything to the foreigner

How he abuses HER rather

Kent is fucking beautiful. Mild hills, mild people. Whatever's good about England can be found in Kent.

add birmingham to the avoid list

americucks have it worse than anyone
>inb4 muh trump and free speech

Yeah it's really bad. I live in the shithole.

But what about their diversity ?

Not everyone is an outdoors fag.

Was over in UK visiting family recently. Your fish and chips are shit. Whatever oil you cook your chips in is just totally wrong.

Where were you ? Whitby has the best chips in Britain

don't worry user I believe you
the scum you find at the riverside is amazing, I saw a guy get his tooth punched out by his girlfriend there once.
Also nearly got stabbed in maccies on friar street after knocking some pikey's dip off the table.

I was mostly in some satellite cities of Birmingham but the chips tasted the same in NI too.

i was thinking about where i want to move to because i want to get away from London

i was thinking Yorkshire or south coast, not sure yet

Well theres your problem england only goes as far north as oxford after that your in the chav caliphate

I love England and spend about 20% of my time every day thinking about long bows.

Go to places like Buckingham Palace, the Houses of Parliament, etc.

Whitby is god tier, but Bridlington (despite being a bit of a dump) has the best fish and chips in the entire country.

AYO HOL UP

Nah Whitby chips are officially the best and win all the awards but i accept that bridlington is a close second, at least we can agree that Scarborough is an unspeakable shithole and is to be avoided at all costs

Show of hands how many real Englishmen are pissed or getting there right now? There are literally people speaking Mexican near me right now and I don't want to be sober.

The reason Whitby cod is sub-par is BECAUSE it has all those awards and recommendations. It's on the tourist trail which means most of its fish restaurants have started serving up overpriced shite.

16 million people voted for Brexit. Most of them did so as a result of anger about immigration. It's the equivalent on 85 million Americans feeling the same way as you do.

Sup Forums's whining about Britain being cucked has been overblown for years. At least we're going down fighting to some extent unlike the continentals.

The quayside is down to earth and not overly expensive and a complete joy to behold on goth festival days them grannies are hot

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/23/britains-best-fish-and-chip-shops

Archived it for you
unvis.it/theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/23/britains-best-fish-and-chip-shops

>avoid anywhere north of the midlands
>lake distict is nice

pick a side mate you can't have both

bet you have a side parting in a fucking nike tracksuit you american spy

Very kind of you sir

Unironically this. Redcar (despite being a shithole used for industrial dumping) has nice fish and chips too.

Is Brexit even happening at this point? I've honestly lost track due to the sheer amount of time that's lapsed.

Let’s see user, how to be more British?

Step1: establish the state of Israel
Step 2: empower globa Jewish cabals

That should get you going!

t. yank who would suck the shit out of an israelis arse

Brexit is happening right now. It is a legal process that started in March and essentially ends in March 2019 + transitional arrangements.

If you want to experience real England come to North Yorkshire, gods own county. Everywhere else is shite by comparison.

metro Goldwyn or Meyer ?

I think you mean COUNTRY user.

how do i search for similar images like that? satellite close up photograph globe? HEELP

Nah fuck that my ex was from North Yorkshire and she dumped me because of her fucking step-dad. Ain't got time for you North Yorkshire folk anymore after that.

from a very angry west yorkshireman ree

What do Yorkshites think of this movie?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God's_Own_Country_(2017_film)

It supposed to be Yorkshire's very own Brokeback Mountain, featuring an English sheep shagger and a Romanian migrant. It's a very diverse story reflecting a multicultural Britain.

>footie

NOPE

Earth is flat

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God's_Own_Country_(2017_film)

Ye never seen or heard of it mate and never plan to see it.

As far as I am aware, being gay is illegal in Yorkshire.

I'm from North Yorkshire so i'll have you know that you're actually correct and i fucked up.

Shame is that lad. Plenty of other fine North Yorkshire lasses out there.

SHUT THE FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT MORE FOOKIN AMERIFATS AND BROWN HERE REEEEE!

Matched (and been talking) with a lass from Killinghall on Tinder. Should I go for it then lad?

Straight up satellite porn. I guess I got lucky on that one since it came up under Britain. Don't think I've ever seen a comparable shot of the U.S.

Yes. Chances are she'll have a fair bit of cash.

Wiltshire is always an option.

Take a tour of the Salisbury plains monuments

Fuck the cash, lad, a man provides for a woman; not vice-versa.

Also can we have a 'FUCK YOU' for Ripon Cathedral - it's a shit Cathedral.

Posting cheeky ecclesiastical buildings.

in Reading?

I was born and raised in Reading (RS fag confirmed)
Most fuckers around town are all bite and no bark
even the darkies are so fucking cultured that they don't into actually mugging

unless it's whitley, but we don't talk abotu whitley

Fuck Ripon in general. Absolutely shite place.

i love america dn spend about 20% of my time thinking about owning a mini gun.

Aye - my ex was from there. Fuck the place, fuck it. The cenotaph is nice, though, but fuck the rest of the godforsaken place. God punished Yorkshire for sin by laying down the first stone that led to Ripon.

Great cheeky post, I will deliver.

Pretty much this. Would love to own an arsenal of weapons. Alas the Hoyt will have to do.

If you're ever in a taxi rank and some jumped up tosser with a shit haircut tries to fight someone there's a 90% chance he's from Ripon.

Anyone ever been to the "cathedral" in Reading?
It's the thiccest in the UK

ITT: Tellingly, no leafs express anglo love...

>tfw live in Bath

Absolutely comfy, would recommend 100%

visit paris, it's the designated fuck up city