ITT: predictions for what will happen Saturday

It's just a coincidence that the 23rd lands on the day of SATURN, right?

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The star will gorge itself on clay.

Also fake bluebeam false flag.

But then JUDGEMENT.

Canada, Australia, America, Britain and a few others will lose all internet. You might have access to your phone network, but more likely only essential services remain.

This is to stop the very real, potential possibility of the panic caused by certain other events planned on that day. If I'm right, stay calm and avoid major cities, major transport hubs, docks and commercial airports. This is a good weekend to go camping.

Instead of fear mongering could you actually say what the fuck you're talking about.

Nothing probably. Part of me is morbidly curious, part of me is terrified. Most of me knows nothing.

>BadSelfEater

Not really.

If I don't know, I don't want to say. If I'm right, I still don't want to say because they're blacking out our communications for a reason.

If I'm telling you to keep away from common military targets, what the fuck do you think I think will happen?

It's not like someone can just up and dip outta town though.

mfw supposed to go camping in neighbors backyard in Orlando...

WILL I BE OK!!??!

NIGGA I WILL BE IN ORLANDO WILL FLORIDA GENERALLY BE OK??

Patrick AFB aside.

Why am I reading what a dirty kangaroo fucker is typing and expecting it to be anything other than a shitpost?

nothing will happen like always

How am I meant to know? I'm not even certain about the countries involved here, I've maintained that north Korea could have been a smokescreen. Orlando is in Florida? It's unlikely to be attacked, even if it's not north Korea, Miami is right there looking like a tastier target.

Because you know we know to shitbricks if anything even feels odd this weekend.

In this case, I hope so.

Remind me not to come on here tomorrow or Saturday.

on saturday i will move to university and LARP as a normal middle class human

rodney king 2: electric jiggaboo is about to happen.
there will be some obvious false flag police brutality footage released and black people will chimp out big time.
screencap this post.

Those closest thing to a "happening" that will happen on Saturday probably is a cop shooting a nignog who was holding a gun/knife at the cop again and there will be another BTM chimpout.

N O T A D A M N T H I N G

yeah its in florida.

come on aussie, we are the most important nation in the world. You should know our cities.

Not sure why any of you 'illuminated' think any of us care about your shit desu.

Here, I'll let you add your own entry.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

Saudi Arabia's national day on the 23rd

Our election in NZ is on the 23rd aswell

Are they planning on hacking our election so National can get a 4th term

Maybe.

This. I suggest running for the woods with a rifle and bare essentials. I've already packed my bag and put gas in my car. Bring only what you can carry and don't bring a cell phone or any other networked electronics.

There's supposed to be a massive communications blackout, and potentially millions in North America could lose power. It would be a shit show with all kinds of rioting and looting at the very least. I have no clue why it's happening or what will happen after that but if I had to guess I'd say that it's going to be martial law and gun confiscation. I have family that works for the US DoD and they're calling all non-essential personnel in Asia back to the US mainland. I've also heard rumors that the military is gearing up for something big and there's been an unusual amount of activity at the Air Force base near me. You'd better be safe than sorry because this looks like it might be a real happening.

Most of us hope so.

(((Someone))) hacked our electrical grids

Not a matter of "hacking", you'd just have to attack substations with small arms and simple explosives to really fuck shit up. I'm not saying that it's what's going to happen, just a possibility.

They already got hacked it was in the news.

checked

ITT: Batshit insane people who need to take their meds or just bored LARPers

I predict I'll get a girlfriend

Nothing. Nothing ever happens. The happening never happens. It's all so boring.

Yeah, sort of like those Russian hackers in our election, right? Come on man, do you really thing that the power grid itself is networked and remotely accessible? Don't be fooled by the trash that the kike media puts out.

Literally nothing will happen, this will be just like the "schmita" or whatever it was called where everyone said the economy would collapse but nothing happened.

Both.

>This is to stop the very real, potential possibility of the panic caused by certain other events planned on that day. If I'm right, stay calm and avoid major cities, major transport hubs, docks and commercial airports. This is a good weekend to go camping.

youtube.com/watch?v=ec7IN0KLWlU

You're such a pathetic loser. You know why the jews fucking hide and chimp out when they're exposed? Because they're actually losers.

Are you suggesting that I'm a kike, you fucking faggot?

Yeah we need new zealots to stay nazi. For future lord of the rings movies to create dank openborder Israel memes

God bless the queen!

th-the Anunnaki are nice and like humans, right?

Here's the truth. Nothing. Is going. To happen. It'll be the same shit different day. People are saying it's the Apocalypse it's not. At least not the Christian Apocalypse.

The third temple hasn't been built in Israel. There is no political type figure the world is literally woshipping. Therefor, we're fine. Until those things happen Apocalypse isn't happening.

This happens once every couple years and it's always a genuine video of police brutality

What will happen is this...

... everyone who's been claiming the end of the world will suddenly stop talking.

... then they will be back in 2 weeks with a new date.

I live near one of the biggest and most important Air Force bases in the country. No more apparently busy than usual.

>The third temple hasn't been built in Israel. There is no political type figure the world is literally woshipping. Therefor, we're fine. Until those things happen Apocalypse isn't happening.

The prophecy says 7 years of tribs. Plenty of time.
Also, see pic.

saturday shall pass, and sunday will arive.

screencap this.

Remember the last time someone predicted the end of the world?
If you do you can fuck off
I frankly do not want the world to end because dangan ronpa 3 comes in about a week.
The world can end after I finish the game

NO ONE IS SCARED OF (((LE APOCALYPSE))) MEME WE'RE SCARED OF A PLANNED WELL THOUGHT OUT ATTACK THAT KILLS EVERYONE JUST LIKE HOW HADRIAN'S WALL FELL AND ROME BEFORE IT TOO. STOP SAYING NOTHING MIGHT HAPPEN THATS EXACTLY HOW AND WHY SHIT WAS DEFEATED IN THE PAST

M'lord will return

The world can't end. Blood Blockade's second season is coming real soon!

this is exactly what a kike would say, when called out like the kike he is.

Oh shit, 9/23 get

you're boring.

This is the scariest scenario for me. I go from being the nutty but lovable conspiracy guy to being the guy who is STILL blaming the jews for goddamn aliens.

Fucking jews, man.

Saturn represents stability: problem reaction solution

I used to be a LARPer until I realized I wasn't pretending anymore.

God Bless, user.

>Remember the last time someone predicted the end of the world?
yeah, a few weeks ago around the solar eclipse.

.. and of course back in 2015, when the world was set to end on... hol up...hurr.. wait for it... september 23.

derp

...

ALIENS AREN"T REAL REEEEEEEEE

I think Trump will, in his the deepest depths of his mind, make a decision that will ultimately result in world war 3.
He won't be faced with bringing that decision into life for some time, and the consequences won't be felt until much later.
But that is when it happens.

I think that's the reason so many christcucks have been on this board lately. It hasn't been organic. They want to fake the second coming of Christ.

>A PLANNED WELL THOUGHT OUT ATTACK
.. that was exposed through all kinds of odd prophecie and predictions including, but not limited to, the holy bible, an ancient egyptian chaos god frog named Kek, president Trump, astrology and numorology and lots and lots of EPIC GETS.

yeah, sounds legit as fuark brah.


gtfo

*sips tea*

Trump has a time phone. This is our future. Not yours.

nothing

The white man declares total war

...

I'm rerolling for this.

Can’t wait to shitpost with y’all on the 24th

roll

give me a fucking date

>title

The world worships Obama. If Trump dies or is lost, and a special election called, guarantee Obama is reelected

The rumor is Mt. Rainier is gonna go boom

I DONT KNOW IF ITS EVEN HAPPENING. Im just saying if theres an alien invasion it's the jews. Not real aliens.

guys srsl..

>reddit spacing holy shit

I just smeared hand lotion on, and into, my asshole because a ferocious fucking hemorrhoid is making me miserable.

I think it might be working.

is real life turning into anime
Attack on Titan titans made to unit the world
aliens used to unite Earth
really fires my neurons

Nothing. KEK is on vacation prepping for 2018 happenings

Its the Jews. THE ETERNAL JEW.

O-okay h-holy shiiiiit

>HRC=255
23/9=2.5555555~

>yfw the devil got trumped
>yfw humanity chose right
>yfw God looks down on you with pride
>yfw end times is averted and humanity becomes great again

Same...

I will wipe my ass with the Illuminati

Idk what's going on I'm not prepared at all.

It's still end times.


The word “apocalypse”means to unveil, not the end of the world.
The meaning of the apocalypse is the opposite of what most people think. It does not mean the end of the world; it means the revealing of hidden secrets and the beginning of a heaven on earth.The apocalypse is starting now.

Heh

I am here to concur with this man. My dad works at Nintendo also.

>Pepe
>wearig the alien cross
Heretic

just joking. Trump is infinitely more likely to be the antichrist than a saint.

7 years left for the Jews, I'm so happy.

Listen loser. If you cowards actually had control of anything you wouldn't have bombed syria. You wouldn't be shilling on this site 24/7. You wouldn't have to post the same 10 pictures over and over. Because winners don't need to tell people they're winning.

You're a loser and you can't accept it. Pathetic.

w-what? what exactly just set you off?

The fact you're a kike piece of shit. You're going to face judgement. Enjoy seeing your world destroyed.

>happy all the jews are going to be eternally btfo'd by god himself in seven years
>clearly a kike

I think you only get to pick one, user.

ayy lmao invasion
pl0x

Well fuck, I have to be in the city for a wedding on Saturday....

This was me you spoke to earlier, btw:

You need to chill out, bro

>his point

...

>your head

.. 10/10 knee jerk reaction from 0 to full ree in 3 seconds flat, user.

There are other who know. The universe is watching. They see it too. They set they days. It's not coincidence.

I'm fucking hoping for this so fucking bad don't let me down!

Why? We will all be here, the 23rd is a sign that things are starting.

>>HRC=255
how dies HRC equal 255?

The beginning of the end