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HOLY FUCK SEPTEMBER 23RD CONFIRMED END OF WORLD
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Why the fuck do you shills keep doing this?
You must be scared out of your minds.
End of the woooooorld
Sono chi no kioku
Theyre trying to inspire fear and failing
Just hit them with pink wojacks
Where's the vid?
IM STILL A VIRGIN
about fucking time
1. Kim Jong Un sets off his ocean bomb, but he sets it off too low.
2. It blows a whole into the earth's crust, opening a hole to the hollow earth where the hollow earth people are living.
3. Water drains out of the ocean drowning all the hollow earth people.
4. Pacific drains dry, trapping ships out in the middle of nowhere, ruining trade and preventing people from getting their $1 tube socks.
5. In the meantime, the undersea internet cables are exposed, and are cut by BLM supporters who want to use the wire to create a rope to pull down confederate statues.
6. Internet goes down, and millennials turn into zombies killing everyone.
>whole
Stopped reading there
In other news:
In The Netherlands a shining bolt that did not kill (pic related)
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>New Zealand elections on 23rd september
Im ok with this
ORAORAORAORAORAORA
>Can confirm
Massive seismic activity along the San Andreas. Mexico was a fucking tremor. Get off the fault line for the next 48 hours. This is not a drill. They are hiding data. I repeat. Gtfo. Not a joke.
It's happening
funny my geology teacher was talking about the san adreas fault last week
Fake news
I'm actually kind of worried about this things are getting spooky. About 6 months ago I would have been loving this and rooting for WW3 but now I'm happy and optimistic and want to live.
9.9 please
Praise kek
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>...hard to deal with.
>viscous, dangerous, remain unseen.
>When will these ??? ??? (self lovers?)
>and look at the answers for, rather than ???...
Nope.
MSM news isnt always fake
That wasn't even on the San Andreas moron
Ya, that fuck up was on me. I was reading something else while I was typing.
But I think the 23rd will certainly involve the UFO people, and the hollow earth types.
Of course it could be that we discover that the earth really IS flat.
Cause you're not down for the cause you selfish prick
Do you see how close that fault line is to the San Andreas fault line?
Dumb bastard.
Looking forward to some comfy lazing about on Saturday while nada happens. Y'all are legit dummys.
You are the moron. The cocos, pacific and north american plate all excert pressure on eachother which is the cause of the recent activity. One moves, the other 2 build pressure.
canada confirming its over
Bump. Article vid confirms mini-happening.
See article in OP its there.
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Audio is this Christian sermon
HOLY FUCK.
Was that someone saying it over the TV or was that from the TV?
Mexico was hit with a 7.1 magnitude earthquake on Tuesday, less than two weeks after another quake struck the country on September 7.
>With the regular occurrence of the earthquakes in the Central American country, it has sparked concerns that the famous San Andreas Fault in the US could be affected.
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I heard "the end is so close"
Or is it just me?
>calls us stupid
>uses y'all
Okay Fresno, CA here I have it as well. I think this hack only affects Comcast systems. Someone is playing a prank right? I have a smart TV which scared the shit out of me when it turned itself on.
Is your soul virgin? If you've ever watched porn it is not. You're impure, to hell with you!
>given false audio file
Is the autist in the video here? Wanna talk?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
!!!!!
Found original audio from 2011. It's the "AREA 51 Caller".
im so fucking excited
Looks like viral marketing to me
You forgot the pic desu
Are you a geologist?
Listen here you fucking nigger, the world isn't ending on September 23rd.
I am going to screencap this retarded post and post a thread just to call you a fucking nigger and to tell you that you're wrong.
God is Greatest
Death to Israel
Fix America
Curse the Zionist Jews
Victory to Islam
That was audio ripped directly from a caller on a radio show. That was years ago. Look up area 51 guy on radio and I'm sure you'll find it quickly.
gay
>Fix America
>Curse the Zionist Jews
fucking shia cuck
lmao
>orange county
some faggot's performance art
daddy paid the station
they had a viewing party
you can even tell the voice is regional-theater-tier
come on, folks
im a jew
and this is fuckin jeWISH
Only scary fault is cascadia subduction you newfag
>A killing bolt shining in the night but not killing
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Hoax lol
No I am an electrical engineer at a geoscience firm. I work with geologists.
>capital letters
>exclamation with swearing
>irrelevant image
but most of all
>unarchived link to mainstram media
and
>reposting a topic that has already had six million threads
What do we do with spam, newfags?
Over 100 billion people have died before you. Being afraid of death is pure arrogance. Stop larping, embrace death, and shut the fuck up.
Y'all leafs are a fucking blight on white folks. Yeah I use y'all. And all other manner of contractions, because I can actually into English fucking frog lips. Get rekt you fucking french fuck. Even faggy frech fucks are embarrassed by y'all's """"french""".
People are trying to turn it into something it's not to make people turn away and ignore what it really is.
It's a sign that things are starting, that is all.
Anybody saying that the world is going to end is either confused or trying to mislead you.
>because I can actually into English
Good stuff man
>tfw jerked off 5 times since lass confession
Welp I'm going to hell.
HA
>Nah, but srsly, you're got plenty of time. If you're that worried go and find yourself a prostitute.
And what do they say
Standing right on top of it, not even slightly afraid you little bitch
Even if there is a magic earthquake, I'll just jump
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
art bell caller got cut off by fcc called back a couple years later with a different voice saying it was fake. dude def is not dead just decided to sound like a cia spook.
It's also time to show this off.
Wow its fucking "jewish" nothing
Go stuff yer faggy face with poutine you faggy franco fuck. Christ y'all leafs are depressing to talk to. The fuck are you from? I'm guessing Manitoba based on how cucked you seem. Niggah I'm gonna go throw a piss filled balloon at the actual jets, y'alls meme team will never be the true jets. We call em the coyotes but really we just stole y'alls hockey team and we don't give a fuck about those skate fags.
They are fucking terrified.
Seven years left until kikes are BTFO for all eternity.
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BLAST THE SIRENS LADS! RED AAALLERRRTT!!
Apophenia level=10000%
>Called back with a different voice and said it was fake
>Different voice
Actually. Israel is gonna be fucked once everyone knows that they blackmail our government. TICK TOCK KIKE!
It's a riddle, mofuka. You have to have apophenia, else it won't work.
Its pretty tough to hijack a TV broadcast nowadays isn't it? Somebody trying real hard to wake up their sleepers?
>tfw Commiefornia will finally get wiped off the face of the earth
They told be that a series of tremblors have followed in California. This can be confirmed here:
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However, they have indicated that the tremors being felt are much larger than what is being reported:
>A number of earthquakes were reported in the Bay Area on Wednesday, including one measuring magnitude 2.5 near San Jose, according to NBC Bay Area.
They have indicated the quake was actually much closer to 4.5 and explained that it indicates a plate releasing energy and moving forward as opposed to absorbing energy and moving backward. Its more technical that that but basically that them hiding it, and the frequency is unprecedented in their experience. Its more technical than this but they conveyed it in laymans terms.
>7 years of Trump remaining
>The antichrist is in power
>End of days
Interesting....
Nothing burger.
September 23 prophecies will be as true as the Clinton/pizzagate jail prophecies declared months ago.
You canadian cucktard. Yellowstone is going to blow, forget San Andŕeas.
>“It almost sounded like Hitler talking,”
WHY IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING HITLER BROS IT WAS NOTHING LIKE HITLER WTF
well, i have had a good life: stable family, shekels, comfy life, education, videogames, girlfriends (although a few tried to cuck me), friends and done enough crazy shit and shitposting on this containment board form time to time just for the keks, i'm all for this shit, come on mighty kek, give us the greatest happening of all so i can check out of this world is the coolest possible way
Kikes are spreading this rumour so paranoid idiots will go buy up a lot of shit so they can make good profits for their jewish celebration that is on the 23rd.
Dont fall for it. They just want your money.
fake and gay
fake and gay
>Spy agency whistle-blower posts top secret happening to Sup Forums but users dismiss it as 'Not happening'
>here lies two men
>they never scored
Iktf man
Fake and gay, but fuck if that was not spoopy.
3 men*
The audio is from some other video
>“Realize this, extremely violent times will come,”
>“It almost sounded like Hitler talking,”
His spirit is about to rise from the grave, and the world will know he was right.
fake and gay
You should be prepared regardless. Rather have it and not need it, beats getting caught with my pants down like 99% of the population will.
Anyone here depersonalized/paranoid schizophrenia in here?
have something fun
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i want to fugg that rabbit
>tfw you're going to die a virgin
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there have been like 90 different things that people think are the killing bolt that did not kill
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NOT UNTIL BERSERK IS FINISHED
IM STILL A VIRGIN BROS ITS NOT FAIR WHY IS NOTHING FAIR BROS