OH DESIRE

OH DESIRE

Your turn.

nice boat!

NANANANAAAA

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

Anything relating to this will never stop being funny.

OPEN FIRE!

Preach it, brother.

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leddit

Give me moar birds Sup Forums

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>5 hoops
user...

what the fuck is going on in this thread?

Birds

Memes.

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>japanese bird thinking magic exists

Zookeeper here, these ain't birds, they look like dinosaurs to me

need to buy more ingredients

back when /jp/ used to be good

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Tell me more about ancient jaypee, senpai! I only bothered with Sup Forums back in the day.

>check /jp/ now
>it's nothing but endless generals
/jp/ was the only board that could do ironic shitposting right. That's something we'll never have back again.

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Someone post ravens.

nevermore

/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, Sup Forums looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also Sup Forums has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-Sup Forums mentality and everything else that makes Sup Forums suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than Sup Forums could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

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rip /jp/

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Nice copypasta.

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I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate.

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

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>not the original sprites
Die

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PUMP-A-RUM

Anyways, , please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, , should just stick with today's special.

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why would you subject yourself to the burgerhands willingly? it's objectively shit drawing

I miss all the Kinzo posting.

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>not fapping to the original sprites
So sad.

So this is a /jp/ raid.
I like it

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I am reminded how cancerous /jp/ is.

Looks like even old Sup Forums was full of annoying 14 year olds.

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Good post.

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RIP text boards.

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I demand one with Sup Forums. Where Sup Forums is a nigger

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I want to fuck that bunny

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We couldn't protect that smile ;_;

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This thread is giving me so much nostalgia. Where did the time go?

We just don't know, user.

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