Can someone explain to me how Illuminati card game got so many things right decades before these things even happened?

Can someone explain to me how Illuminati card game got so many things right decades before these things even happened?

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coincidence

One wise guy said there are no coincidences

Protip: this is the next one in line.

Protip. It's not.

>Jewish prayer scrawl
How exactly is that a good thing at all? He's with the enemy in that case.

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They didn't get it right... They planned it :)

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This one legitimately creeps me out.

Teflon Don?

Card is not in the official package.
Some liberal dumb-ass made it up after the election.

Soros and Mercer are playing the game irl for shits and giggles

>media attacks are canceled and no other media groups may aid the attackers
Yep fake news BTFO

>the left can't meme

>Pick one secret group to lose it's secret status for the rest of the current turn.

>No other players may interfere unless they use other special cards
This explains the Moloch shilling that happened before "The magic" went away and was turned into Reddit cancer.

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Are-are those frogs in the background? I never noticed that on this card before.

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Full official cards list:
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how much is a whole set worth?

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$14.88

Order at Steve Jackson's website.
He made the cards.

It all makes so much sense. Even seems like they knew what they looked like and made an accurate caricature of them.

don't do this, this is how they get you

What was that spoop about the game company coming into possession of secret trilateral commission computer transmissions in the 80s??

thats the GURPS guy i think lol. ahead of his time

Give that kid a green mask and its old user

Because believe it or not the same shit that happens today was happening in politics 20 years ago, and 40 years ago, and as far back as forever.
You see, the founding fathers weren't fucking stupid. They didn't just pull their ideas out of their asses. Many of them were Freemasons and all were very well read and students of history. The Freemasons in particular had knowledge passed down to them through very well preserved records of historical events of many different nations. They understand what rulers do. They wrote the constitution specifically to prohibit abuses from rulers, because the rulers always play the same tricks over and over, and every other generation has to suffer the same bullshit because the masses of unorganized folk don't pass down the knowledge of events like the order does.
All the shit in Illuminati has happened before and it will all happen again and again. Society is just the matrix being rebooted over and over, playing out practically the same way each time, with minor variations. Each card is a certain political concept, and they are played every game.

>You control all trading card games, including this one
Theoretically, wouldn't this be the most powerful magic card of them all? The ability to control the timeline.

why is DT surrounded by fiery buttholes?

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Here's anudder mindfug, loog ad da card again. he's god dendagles.

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buttclenching

what the fuck
user hold me

>The statues
>THE STATUES LADS!

Pepe!

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>decades
not all of these cards are that old. it's just the style of the artwork that makes it look 90s.

they released an expansion deck within the last 5 years or so.

Anyone have this game or any links about it?
I'd love to play a round with some Sup Forums friends
or make a web application so we can play together.

user STOP THIS IS TOO MUCH

Some user is already working on making an online playable version.

The magic is gone right now. Ive heard of occulist rituals going haywire or not working at all. You can call me edgelord but its something isnt right its like irs turned off

yeah... raining frogs. pretty classic theme. ten plagues of egypt and all that

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Agreed. That's why won't go as planned.

>he overlooks all other cards to make this point that because frogs are a common concept, the whole card game has no merit

It's coincidences, like anything people are always very prone to draw connections to things when they want to prove there's a link, it's basic human psychology. All the stuff on pictures are common imagery of social unrest and conspiracy theories with a bunch of religious stuff sprinkled in (The raining frogs card)

Who has the "Secrets Man was not meant to know" beside the picture of Peterson?

Replace it with "Smash the fash" and suddenly it's literally Antifa.

it can be yours for one easy payment of $399.99

We're in the End Times right now.

Nice.

>15 years ago

>getout

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haha

>Yfw the Simpsons are drawn misshapen and yellow with strange skulls because the show was actually made by an alien race that has those features and is able to see into the future

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So true. The Simpsons nailed it.

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because things were already fucked up in the early 90s. it's called reading the signs of the times. it's called extrapolating. it's called having a little knowledge of politics. Tom Clancy was investigated by the US intelligence because his fiction books were too close to the real thing. He wasn't psychic or a spy, he was just smart and able to make deductions based on available information. Luke 12:56
>Hypocrites! You know how to interpret the appearance of the earth and the sky. How is it that you don't know how to interpret this present time?

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>corporate criminal media

nope... just pointing out that a frog rain is a plague attributable to semitic history, is in the bible and many pieces of media and pop culture as a result, and is not specifically insinuative of pépé the frog. it's like a meme before there were memes.

a storm of burning hail would be as appropriate. it's just a way of saying supernatural shit is going down. it's a classical allusion to inexplicable or supernatural events.

>mfw

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700 year old gargoyle resemblance of Trump.

Actually both of thos eimages on the left are from an episode AFTER the election. What was mentioned on the simpsons in 2000 was lisa winning the presidency in 2020 and donald trump was the incumbent.

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Sheiit

they think they're being sneaky but their little game was rigged from the start

>The text of the card implies they unintentionally crippled themselves to strike at the magic.

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>creepy ass elite

Creator Peter Jackson was a big fan of the book Illimunatas, and probably a mason.

wasnt the guy who made these investigated by the FBI?

yeah but it was unrelated and coincedental if you'll believe that

well, another "coincidence". this is so weird

I have this

>We're not even allowed to hint at what the Secret Knowledge is about goldfish
They knew that Sup Forums's weaponized autism would put it all together so they didn't say it directly on the card.

fuck this shit boys going to make a bug-out bag and go hide in some welsh forest

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Read pic related it's what the card game was supposed to be based off. Be warned the author switches characters and the flow is hard to follow.
Strange thing this book mentions,
Saul Goodman
Heisenberg
Chtuculu
Atlantis
And few other pop culture references. It's hard to tell when the card game was actually done if it really was from the late 90s that shit is fucked.

Looks like this game is mine to win gentleman.

timetraveling rogue hyperjews

You'll still be in the confines of this timeline, you'll just be in a forest. You cannot escape bong.

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Peter Jackson got matching tattoos with Johnny Depp, the tattoos were designed by the Damien kid from the West Memphis 3, for some reason after he raped, tortured and murdered a couple kids they let him go. When Damien was released he was already popular, almost famous in Hollywood for some reason. He even had a woman marry him right when he got out. youtube.com/watch?v=HiXSMsVAkgw

this game is Sup Forums incarnate