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Daily reminder if you think Asuka is not best girl you should kill yourself now

ASUKA A BEST

I like Asuka and all, but don't you think suicide is a bit excessive?

>best girl in a shit show
Must be nice being king of shit mountain

But no seriously, they all suck

Superior girl coming through.

Not when you don't have an uncontrollable need for her to tsun all over your dick

No amount of therapy will fix the absolute clusterfuck of issues that she has.

That's a doll user

I am not a doll.

At least she's better than Gendo's fuck doll.

Someone knows his stuff

Rei is just emptiness incarnate, sorry buddy

I've been conflicted if I like Asuka or Rei more. I've been conflicted for a long time.

My dick says Asuka
But my heart says Rei

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Asuka masterrace

indeed

>Rei or Asuka posts
Jfc kill yourself we all know who is best

Yeah it's Asuka it's been decided years ago.

What's going on in this thread?

But user that's not even best woman in the show

Girls have cooties.

Represent.

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Best girl indeed

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You should all kill yourselves. That way no more stupid bickering and as the last one standing I get dibs on all of them.

No, fuck you.

Nah. Follow your own advice.

fuck you

Eat shit you dumb memeposting summerchild.

(You)

the Headless Horseman incoming

Get fucked

>le trigger images because I can't bait without guranteed replies
As pathetic as Rei.

How does it feel?

I'm not a Reifag. I enjoy Asuka but I don't like Asukafags.

I have autism, so i'd prefer someone else with diluted emotions

also know as best girl rei

Only the mature and sophisticated will understand.

Asuka has always been, and will always be, best girl.

T O I L E T
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So I never got into the mecha genre so as a result I never got into Eva, but I just finished watching it, literally an hour ago (movie included) and there is only four words I can say.

ASUKA IS BEST GIRL.

Yeah she is so best she will always go for another man.

Opposite for me. I like Rei, but god damn these fucking Reifags. It's not even that I don't like Asuka. Asuka's fine, and maybe even a better love interest, emotionless machines/golems/aliens learning to feel just happens to hit a soft spot with me.

Every thread, until you shave it

Rei and Asuka prefer older men who shave rather than slimy gross otaku.
Waifufags BTFO

you're an unthinking lifeless doll and i hate you.

I like both to be quite honest family

muh dick will

Dude what are you saying he kissed for the first time shinji :L go on and eat Eva dick

>ywn wake up to Asuka hysterically strangling you after another nightmare about dolls and circling vultures

But she is cute and hot so it's cool bro

sorry, I just dont ever feel the need to be yelled and bitched at by an annoying cunt all day

Think you got your best girls mixed up there bud.

>rei is just emptiness incarnate
She's like me, that's why I like her.

it's okay, asuka is babbys first tsundere, which is a shit archetype in the first place, where rei is a deeper character with actual importance to the show

this

>Rei
>Deep
You're right, she is deep. too bad her entire depth is an empty void.

at least she's not an angry homosexual german boy

>that horrid manface

>if you think Asuka is not best girl you should kill yourself now
This is indeed a statement that I can get behind.

see, now next time Im gonna label my gifs

BEST GIRL SPOTTED

>tfw no girls are ever emptiness incarnate
>tfw all girls irl are just bitchy like asuka
at least this proves asuka is for 3DPD loving faggots

Asuka is a girl lover.

Asuka is a bitchy abusive little shit with issues who would probably chop your dick off or something.

Rei is fucking bland and not even that great as a stoic character, shes less stoic and more fucking nothing.

Misato has a fucking mid life crisis going on and some issues of her own but I feel like at the very least she wont cut your fucking dick off. So there's that.

>Anno makes the character horrible unlikeable extreme versions of chracter types to make a point about how horrible a Tsundere or Kukudere would really be
>people completely miss it and just get into waifu wars

Fucking otaku I swear to god

Hikari best girl.

>Wanting to cuck bro Touji
Fuck on out of here with that shit.

lol

I never really got why so many people like her. She has a nice body but that's about it.

>lol

Fuck off

I want Asuka to sit on my face and make me lick her ass, while she makes fun of me.

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She'll make fun of you regardless of you licking her ass or not.

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There's a deep feel.

Can you imagine having your tongue in her ass, while she calls you a disgusting baka?
Can you imagine her grinding her ass in your face?

I wish for it every day, honestly.

I want to go to a church that worships Asukas ass.

*Everyone wish for it every day, honestly.

With best girl, you mean biggest bitch?
Asuka has smaller boobs...

The important part is her ass. Look at it.

how to start with evangelion?

With the start.

Doesn't matter, her boobs are still smaller...

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Don't do that.

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Damn, where's the rest of the pic?

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Asuka masterrace

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Hail

Would you rather kiss boobs or an ass?

You, sir, are a freaking gentleman

I'd rather worship Asuka as a whole but an ass church dedicated to her would be nice too.

Is she behind the sex toy?

>People want to be asukas doormat even though you could have an equal relationship with misato

>Be Asukas doormat
>get stepped on by her every day
I'd prefer being stepped on while she doesn't wear shoes, but even with shoes it would be great.

>wanting to be her doormat
>not her seat

I actually think Misato is the best girl. Shame she lost it near the end after losing the dude she loved.

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4.0 fucking when.