I retired one of my Misaka Mikoto onaholes on Friday and after the ceremony I realized it could still be put to use as a lint roller/animal hair remover. Family gets angry when I leave them around and when I put them under the sink with all the cleaning supplies, they disappear.
So yeah, before you retire your onaholes, know that they can still be put to good use.
Anyone else have any ideas of what you can do with them?
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I put dog treats in them.
This
>leave onaholes around and family sees them
h-huh?
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>lint roller/animal hair remover
Now you really have to explain further
They are very sticky and they wash away clean with water and you can reuse them over and over again. Put a little soap on them and the grease and oils come out of the rubber material and it gets sticky again and again and again.
Very original. I never thought of that,but will definitely keep thin used ones in my sport jacket for keeping my dandruff off on the go.
>family
Noone on a has a family or ever has money to buy onaholes
>one of my Misaka Mikoto onaholes
>one of
Hello Etzali
>sexualizing bribri
she needs to be protected
Oh come on with the amount of deviantness here, you guys have pocket pussys. And you guys have money as well.
It's her end game and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
I bought a pocket pussy maker mold from AliExpress and me and my niece made one over the Thanksgiving holiday while she was on a cruise. I did it wrong because I either didn't Heat the material up hot enough cool it long enough or let it dry long enough after the pouring processes. So the thing literally disintegrated after the second time I used it. That and perhaps it was just cheap China shit.
I'd prefer it to be composted.
Do I want to eat a old rubber onahole? Probably won't even break down but maybe good to soften the soil and trap pockets of air. Like vermiculite and perlite
>me and my niece made one
do we have to call the cops, user?
unless onahole making was one of the cruise activities. Then please carry on.
I didn't know you could sell molds of middle school girls like Misaka Mikoto. Are there any good middle school girl onaholes that they sell in adult stores?
No. My sister and step brother went on the cruise. They left the two kids with my mom and I. Why would you call the cops? We're all anime watchers here which makes us pedophiles. She's a very hard 13 but getting into colored hair and goth shit may be the wrong path for her.
We go backpacking alot together.
jesus christ
I know. It's a slippery slope. Our ancestry is Celtic so we have a bit of goth in our blood (I guess). It's fine that she makes her own apparel and knows how to tan hides and work with leather but if she starts raiding Spencers or buying plastic or fake jewelry I'm gonna put that shit to a stop right then and there.
better do it soon before she collapses the roman empire again
If you fix the tears with glue it will scratch your dick when you put it in.
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Nah man. We fuck around sometimes and love hanging out but that really should be left for her future husband. She wouldn't want to do it either I think. I'm surprised she thought it would be fun to make the mold.
I would love to be your brother in law
No you wouldnt. Flaming liberal. Hate to admit it, but my sister too. My niece has her head on pretty strait and generally follows the conservative values that made our country great, but her parents man... I mean, they always push her off on other people while they go out and live the good life.
Socialist idiots.
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I have 5 and I just horde them. My safe is full and I can't fit them all in. I would like to know some fun uses for them. I wore one as a sock for a little bit and made a water balloon but I still have those ones. I can't throw them away.
Sure is anime and manga discussion in here.
no u
Why can't you? Too many memories?
Or maybe you can sneak them out and throw them in a dumpster.
If BUYFAG Degenerates Can Have A thread, People With Misaka Mikoto Anime Onaholes can too.
Why The Fuck Do You Capitalise Random Letters?
You could embarrass people with them and leave them in strange places.
R.I.P You Smeghead.
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I wish I could just lockdown a middle school and go to town on all the barely pubescent girls. Unfortunately I'm getting far too old to continue to have my way with children.
It was fun while it's lasted but I wish I could have got more little white girls.
Tell me more ojiisan
I'm 48. Far from a grandpa.
No, things were easier back in the day. Getting little girls.
Complications from desert storm are starting to catch up to me.
You young pups still using pocket pussys will learn to move up to a doll. Even if it's just a good inflatable. I keep mine under a Sears blanket in the Skyline so I can use the H.O.V. lane. Also if I gotta go down to D.C. to Veterans affairs or the hospital/anywhere the darkies are, I feel my car is safe from my car getting broken into.
Soooo sexualizing preteen middle school girls is ok in anime and fanart but going after little girls and admiring them is all of a sudden bad?
>conservative
>makes onaholes with his niece
Ladies and gentlemen, I present modern Sup Forums.
At least he loves her and does things with her instead of going out on a cruise on one of the only days where family is the most important thing.
Where is the summertime meet and greet thread this year?
Leave them on your teachers desk after he leaves so that maintenance and principal sees! XD
>Anyone else have any ideas of what you can do with them?
You can hide things in there. Everyone is distracted by the fact that this is a used onahole so they won't inspect the inside.
I dunno. I remember when I was a kid in the early 80s I found my parents dildo, thought it was a rubber hot dog, and they filmed me playing with it and putting ketchup on it, sticking it in my mouth, and they even got it duplicated and sent it in to Bob Faggots funniest home videos.
Any good expiriances with real lolis~
My cock is out right now :3
Happened only twice but in the early 90's my dad used to whip me like a field slave with a 3 ft black dildo when I did something really bad. I don't know if it was a sick joke but it hurt and scarred me emotionally.
>conservative values
yes, yes good goy. glad to see you bought into the biggest jew of them all
Eww, and
This thread is seven different kinds of fucked up, and 52 different kinds of retarded.
Stay away from me and my family, or I'll personally shoot you in the groin.
Actual socialist here, don't blame this shit on us. We don't want it either.