Are you going to buy the new Wolfenstein, Sup Forums?

Are you going to buy the new Wolfenstein, Sup Forums?

>paying for media
>playing video games

Please tell me they didn't put an actual commie as a good guy.

>lopsided eyes
>one ear jutting out, the other tucked back
>has time to sculpt some faggy meme beard during the heat of the most dangerous resistance in history
Nice so basically some intern sketched a face and they said yeah that's fine publish it

Hmmmm

no way this is real. either that or theyre pulling a trump move on us for free publicity

>a commie wearing priest robes

so this is just silly tounge and cheek satire?

- Intellectual
- Marxist

Pick one.

>commies are the good guys
>self-taught intellectual

Seriously what's the casus belli here? For fuck's sake any Sup Forumsack could write a better character than this elf-looking faggot. So far the game gives no good reason as to why these groups are resisting to begin with.

>paying money to simulate murdering my ancestors

friendly reminder that the only red pilled games that exist anymore are grand strategy games, and you're basically a nigger if you play any other e-jew.

Grand Strategy is the thinking man's game. The White Man's game.
Niggers and spics literally can't play them. It takes too high of an IQ, and at least 20-30 hours of studying on how it works, to play at even a basic non-competitive level They just want "press A to fuck white women," or "press a to make boom-boom sounds."

>End of game
>Beat the nazis
>Communist take over
>mfw the sequel will be killing commies

Honestly though, a Wolfenstein game where you have to fight commies or the Japs would be a cool idea.

of course I will not buy new vidya gaem

Sounds like Angela Merkel's father

>sweden power fantasies

No.

This, every edition should be a different front/side.

>tennessee intellectuals
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOP KEKE

Liberal shit for liberal scum. That's it. What if i made a game nowadays with a character on the player side that is influenced by George Washintgon, Robert Edward Lee etc...

Fuck video games and get /fit/ pol

Of course they did. Who control the present control the past

I didnt get the last one. I dunno if im missing anything but I just dont give a shit either.

No and looking back on bioshock infinite i regret getting that as well. Lots of white guilt in games these days. The new far cry?

You know some people have lopsided eyes in real life, right? Everything else you've pointed out is decent criticism but come on user, it's like you've never seen a crooked bitch before.

heheh

t.lives in Nashville

yeah eventually when it is half off I like the other two games

That's an awful facial aesthetic, how isn't he dead from a common cold already ?

Oh, right, Nazie healthcare is actually working

They actually CGI-mapped a genuine nu-male face. You can really see the estrogen and SSRIs come through in the expression. Impressive.

>Tennesseean
>falling for Marx's snakeoil

They're trying way too hard

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why do fantasies of masculine heroes still wind up looking like numales in 2017?

I think resistance to Nazis has always been the theme. But if they make the communists the good guys in a black-white style then they should off themselves

>Implying the target market for this game plays games to begin with
Games ded already

>glorious future based on science
>the entire world is united under one rule
>sick moon base
>mfw idw to be part of the resistance

Can pol make a game where you play as a nazi soldier and you get to wipe out the resistance, receive beautiful golden medals for your actions, and live out the rest of your days with multiple beautiful golden german wives as a war hero? Please?

>buy

Yes goy. Buy some more dlc. Johan is hungry.

Who I thought of too, it's just too obvious with the ear and the priest garb shit.

Anybody who supports racism, sexism, classism, ableism, and specisim, and homophobia deserves death for their bigotry.

>he's never read the works of Samuel Watkins and Josiah Gregg

>not using arma 3 to make red pilled campaign

Malden civil war soon

no i won't support commie trash and I plan on making a scene at the next convention with bethesda

>This, every edition should be a different front/side.
I'd play the shit out of Wolfenstein: PERKELE

fuck you antifa faggot, i swear I will gut the first one of you I can get my hands on and make it a slow painful death.

>>has time to sculpt some faggy meme beard during the heat of the most dangerous resistance in history

I think it's a very subtle Jesus reference.

This is what happens when political correctness destroys all rational thought.

This is why I only play japanese games

You can see communist posters in the trailers. You join commies to fight the nazis.

Kek I know, wait ssri's? I was on those for awhile, they effect appearance??

Not to that extent, no. Deformities and birth defects are not super common because there is not much interracial breeding around me.

>Are you going to support marxists, Sup Forums?

Calm down there, kid. I'll let you in on a little secret. Since it's obviously your first time here, most posts like the one you responded to are Austrians who like to stir up the shit. You look like a colossal retard for responding in such a juvenile tryhard fashion.

By the sound of it, the plot of the game will be BJ working to unify the various movements that oppose the Nazis (Communists included) under a single banner. If you watch the trailer carefully, there's a scene where he gets into an argument with the guy and is throwing chairs around so it shows they don't see entirely eye to eye but work together anyway.

The whole united we stand, divided we fall theme, which dates back to the American Revolution.

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Malden 2035 is unironically garbage

Those lazy fucks didn't even bother to include Cold War assets like the M16A2 or Battle Dress Uniform

>diversity is our strength good goy simulator

not literally pal dont worry yourself

This lad gets it.

this
always boggles me whenever this shit gets discussed that people criticize wolfenstein for either
a) glorifying nazi killing in a game all about killing nazis
or b) having jews, niggers, spics, gays, retards etc. on your side in a story where they are hunted by the nazi regime and share a common enemy in them

This face is disgusting, it reminds me of an old ugly Italian woman with a mustache. WTF

its a bethesda game dude it's entirely possible.

infinite was secretly redpilled. the moral of the story was not to let foreigners into your city in the first place for any reason because they'll chimp out and kill you. almost all of the villains in the original bioshock are jews as well.

No they don't. I have no idea what that guy is talking about.

Don't even have to leave the house. Here's the actress who played Greg House's wife on House. Her face always bugs the shit out of me, for some reason the floppy eye is more common in women than men I've noticed.

>Honestly though, a Wolfenstein game where you have to fight commies or the Japs would be a cool idea.
not likely, there is a good reason why they keep making the same fucking game.

Because Nazis wouldn't be 'hunting' spics or niggers to begin with.

bitch looks like mj

they added a new DLC that adds the Geneva conventions so you can violate them

It's just a way for them to insert Christianity bashing into the game.

>girls
>reading Great Gatsby

Women are all circlejerking to Twilight and Harry Potter these days

what kind of name is that?
there is only one Boone in video games

will have to torrent it, it is banned here

>villains in the original bioshock are jews as well.

Sander Cohen
Brigid Tenenbaum
J.S. Steinman
Dr. Grossman
So many ((()))

>game is jokingly referred to as "war crimes simulator" by playerbase
>devs decide to make an actual war crimes simulator as a DLC

You can't look at swastikas? Dang

this... I can put logic being the fat mentally ill sow falling for the woos of an african freedom fighter, but I can not abide by communism.

communists are not people.

Oh yes, Hearts of Iron 4, the single most casualized piece of shit the modern Paradox kikes shat out for your DLC shekels, is "the thinking man's game".
>draw arrow to enemy's capital
>win
>"woot woot I'm le epic general master of tacticians take THAT gommies xD"
Download HoI3. That's the REAL game. But you probably won't, and if you will you'd give up in less than 30 minutes.

>playing vidya

edgy faggot who couldn't get over losing his roastie slut who ran away with the legion. i mocked him and when he came at me i blew his brains right off the dino bite rooftop. nothing personal

>Jewish propaganda for the filthy goyim
>banned in Jewish homeland

Maybe they'll have a ''shocking betrayal'' as a twist. There's something about this guy's face that really ticks me off.

it's camp nazis, not the real world ones but rather a simplification of the idea of nazis into what its mostly been in pop culture.

Aktuallyyy... I am a burgerclap. But good job seeing through the troll attempt.

He is a Marxist, not a communist.

yes it's retarded, especially when it's a game that you kill nazis

Socialism, marxism, communism, it's all the same garbage that could never work if applied to the real world.

Even in the last BioShock commies turned out to be "the other side of the same coin" in the end.
But who knows, it's 2017 now. I wouldn't be surprised if that happens.

>girls reading
They were circlejerking to Il Decameron in the 1300's. Nothing has changed.

>TN
>a literal god damned commie
They all need to be hung and shot on live international television

I'm just going to pirate it

they didn't hide at all

>commies are good guys
>interracial sex scene
>sassy black woman

FUCK this triple A industry...
They are infested by (((SJW's)))

No, I'm only cucked enough to buy destiny.

I wouldn't buy any really old IPs, it would just ruin them for me at this point.

this game looks so bad

wtf bethesda

you forgot
>the alliance beetween nazi and kkk
>the pregnant woman who fight
>abuse of drugs
>kill nazis propaganda in the official advertise

It's just conditioning programming at this point.

The IP doesn't matter.

Nope. I'm not the kind of retard who funds a studio's future projects by buying their games just so I can bitch about them. I'm talking to you, nupol.

>Can pol make a game where you play as a nazi soldier and you get to wipe out the resistance, receive beautiful golden medals for your actions, and live out the rest of your days with multiple beautiful golden german wives as a war hero? Please?

at least make this a game option. then i would buy it and play both sides. but commies- fuck that shit. no $$$$ for this.

>main hero is a polish jew
>the entire game is a wank fest to the jews
>banned in israel
JUST

>while not a priest, Horton wears the signature cloth anyway
>godless communist filth
So, what you're saying is, he's using the imagery of Christianity in an attempt to establish credibility in the mind of the person he's talking to.