Why can't anime girls eat yogurt properly?

Why can't anime girls eat yogurt properly?

Really ineffective spoon handling there. Why the fuck would you turn your spoon 50 degrees and lick it? It doesn't make sense. The spoon should always be horizontally aligned.

Pretty sure that's semen, OP. Are you really that dense?

>semen

Why's the spoon black?

semen demon

Have you ever tried to eat a gogurt? Shit gets so messy, I don't blame them one bit

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That spoon Looks dirty i think she needs a new one.

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DELETE THIS!

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They don't like spoons

I going to have to arrest you missy.

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They squeez the yogurt tube too fast and it gets all over the place before they can react properly.

What kind of weird yogurt does this mess?

Is just wood.

Hey Saber, don't stealz my yoghurt!