Fuck Earth

>Be Britain 1900
>#1 economy, greatest empire of all time etc. etc.
>Austria-Hungary are getting mad over pointless shit
>Gets angry at Serbia, teams up with Germany to start WW1.
>France, Russia and shit get involved because lel
>Now snakey France is all like "Le Britain, we has alliance, we need in war. hon hon hon etc."
>Everything goes to shit and Britain gets involved.
>Meanwhile in the US, a bunch of fucking Germans are all like "Yay germany"
>Some more shit happens and the US decides to start selling us supplies
>US gets fed to fuck, #1 economy Britain gets replaced with the US.
>Finally US gets involved and some more shit happens, we win gg ez.
>Germany continues to be mad starting a second war, Britain loses even more resources, fucking our economy even more.
>British India, Canada and shit don't want to be British anymore and abandon us (Thanks for that).
>British economy completely fucked, in massive debt, USA stole our economy and now the rest of you cunts trick us into joining the EU, thus cucking us forever.

Basically in order: Serbia, Austria, Hungary, Germany, Franc, USA, Russia etc.

You owe us a fucking empire. You're not our allies, you fucked us over. Remember Germany's revenge generation? WHERE THE FUCK IS OURS!? Ahhhh!!!!

tl: dr; Britain declare war on these cunts.

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If Poland is allowed to ask Germany for loads of money for fucking them over. Why can't we? The EU owes us an empire, how much you think that would be worth today? But you cunts are trying to make us pay a fucking EU divorce bill. Fuck off.

Canada only has a population of 20 million, we have nukes. Lets just take it. Come on lets be FUCKING BRITISH AGAIN!

I fully agree with this. They owe us big time.

The only thing Britain has to look forward too is watching climate change and nuclear war decimate the cunts who did this to us.

I can wait for the EU to fuck us as we leave, then we can use that as an excuse.

The only country who has ever tricked us, big time, is America.

The dismantling of intra-Empire trade barriers for Lend-Lease was a particularly Hebrew trick to pull off. Then, of course, the forced marriage into the petrodollar system.

Possibly the second biggest cucing is how Britain then just rolled over and took it; and takes that big black dick to this very day.

And are you sick of it?

I'm past that point; I just don't care anymore.

one of the reasons the british empire fell is because all the loyal sons of Briton died in the war

>be irish, loyal to the king and country
>mowed down by machine gun fire
>cowardly rebellious mick dodged signing up so he is still at home
>be australian, proud as hell of being british
>sign up
>mowed down by machine gun fire
>the irish australians at home push for greater autonomy as they never signed up

and so on and so forth

all our great loyalist men died in WW1, WW2 was just the final nail

Also every flag in here so far is British.

God Save the Queen.

Your empire crumbled because you treated people like shit. Gandhi was gunning for Indian independence for years before WWII. You fucks responded by massacring a bunch of Sikhs in Amritsar. Your own arrogant behavior turned the people in the empire against you fucks.
And once India left, rest was just inevitability.
So you basically got cucked by Gandhi and your own white women.

Nobody does, and it sickens me.

And who started this war? Who caused us to take all these losses? Because I think we are in a fucking union with them.

It's because no one else gives a shit, we should make them.

Victor writes the history mate. So whatever you say.

nobody cares about this country anymore mate, I remember being really annoyed and scared over Scottish independence because it would ruin our flag, nation and other such things

nobody around me gave a fuck, simply didn't care. Nobody cares anymore.

All the shit that's happening today is because of Britain. I hope everyone recovers but I hope all of britain's women children, and men, are all turned into Muslim sex slaves to be gang raped several times a day. I hope they are fed a diet of feces and aren't allowed clothes. I hope all the men are castrated too.

Yes sons of Britain, I'm sick of this bullshit, sick of this countries retarded politicians

let's hang them then annex the commonwealth realms which are all rightfully ours, then restart the empire and invade south africa and rhodesia putting their corrupt elites heads on pikes and spreading anglo-saxon civilisation again

All the anti-colonisation propaganda indoctrinated the planet, turning us into "the bad guys".

See if we had a spine, the day Scotland becomes independent we'd invade that shit and kick them out.

^ Hanz larping on our land.

We fucking should, we should also be treating the EU how NK treats the US.

we should fund black lives matter and la raza then when the USA breaks up retake the colonies desu

the sikhs in amritsar WERE RAPING AND KILLING EUROPEANS AND DISOBEYING THE LAW you jewnited shart of americuckistani

Don't blame US, blame yourself or (((God)))

Only in your dreams. Your old colonies have more nukes and missiles than you do. And America is not going to save your asses this time if you mess with them out of your greed.

We should fund North Korea, give them a tech upgrade.

when we talk about our colonies and brothers, we are not talking about you.

Why should we not blame you for taking advantage of europe in two world wars? Supporting both sides of the conflict, getting rich while we die.

We learned it from watching you dad

Want to talk about getting stabbed in the back and jewed.

When do you want to pick up all these niggers?

kek, we should desu

we should also ally with russia, i don't give a single fuck about eastern europe and i'm not about to die for a bunch of ukranians who were russian for 300 years, let's trade with the russkis and fight muzzies together

Sounds like a good deal to me we get aztlan you get the colonies the germs get the midwest and black people can have the rest

>our

We're in the fucking Five Eyes agreement, think of all the US intel we could give to Russia.

Not all of American, just the East part of it. British America as it is known.

HAHAHAHAH.......No one believes your evil imperial propaganda. And this time we are not coming to save your asses if you get your panties in a bunch again. Two times is more than enough for the thanks we are getting.
Just be thankful that the Nazis did not get to own you fucks before we saved you pussies.

your post reeks of "im irish like me great great grandad"

>USA stole our economy

USA is 20 trillion dollars in debt - you can have your economy back.

don't worry lad, when we write the history books we'll be sure to mention you were the most niggered nation in history, a fine achievement if i must say so myself, you managed to vote in a muslim nigger and devote your entire society to giving gibs to the descendants of people you used to enslave

it's like a case study in cuckdom

Also the land please. Squatters get off.

I know. Even the fucking Pakis can Nuke you now. So.....I am not even thinking about you messing with the USA. You can't even touch the others without being nuked.

It's not about winning, I'm happy for M.A.D, as long as we fuck you enough, that will do.

ah yes mattis's tranny spic nigger zogbot legions will descend upon us, i'm so afraid

maybe they'll do a victory parade in high heels through london

The way things are going I wouldn't mind our own Samson option.

You were done, doomed to slavery, as soon as the Rothschilds took over your currency.

hitler extended an olive branch to churchill but he was ZOG puppet cuck and helped da joos beat the white man's final hope of eradicating international jewry once and for all.

But you wont fuck us at all...hell the only people you can fuck is your ownselves. Your faggot cops wont even pull the trigger on niggers covered in blood and welding machetes.

Ameribros it appears dad has finally gone senile

Samson Option is a defensive strategy. It doesn't work in offensive mode.
Samson Option just becomes suicide bombing when in offensive mode.

We just have to land one nuke in some of your major cities. That is all. The years of rebuilding and dealing with the radiation will destroy you over time. Maybe once we start nuking you, China and Russia might get involved. Fucking you further. You'd still be fucked in the end.

What does Britain have left to lose? We could go full retard.

And we don't even need to do that. The Paki mayor of London will destroy you cucks all on its own. One of your cities becomes muslim majority every year. Your death by Islam is certain now. No nukes needed. We need a plan on taking back the nukes that we lent you after WWII. UK should not be allowed to posses nukes given its impending islamization.

Please never pretend like you know what you're talking about ever again

Are you denying that British America ever existed?

Have a wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_America

This is literally the motivations of the (totally correct) "villain" from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

You took the false side in both wars. You dishonored the blood we share and then you blame US ? Shame on you. Die getting raped by the some nigger/pakis.

Are you backpedaling to say that it existed at one point in time now?

The fall of your Empire was not an accident.

We have longed to make you our vassal state ever since our nation's inception, and we have succeeded.

Now give up the Falklands.

I'm not just blaming the US though.

It still exists, its just got a squatter problem.

suck a fat benis you yellow teeth wankah

Give the Malvinas back perfidious anglo and stop pretending that you rule the world.

>our vassal state
>our

More like (((our))).

Also, all your patriots before Kennedy were anti-intervention in any European affairs.

I 100% believe this
>Best mates with France and Spain (British Enemies) during inception of US.
>Large population mainly of Germans / French (Not anymore, lol South Americans)
>The only reason you exist is to be anti-british
Yep makes sense

Idiot, did you forget how we kicked the Spanish out of Cuba and funded the Indian revolution?

Pay up now, come on. Why did you Assassinate Franz Ferdinand? If you didn't fuck about, the domino affect that killed our empire wouldn't of happened. You should also pay the Ottoman too.

America should support Argentina in getting back the Malvinas from bucktooth Islamo-slave Bongos.

Abhorrent

You honestly thought this wasn't common knowledge

it was bound to happen anyway
>ottomans
dont even start about Turks,bongistani

Angela Merkel's Sacrifice
youtube.com/watch?v=yhVYvvgMJkM

Gotta remind Americans while they fuck about on it.

Naaa shit was fine, and if it was then Europe accelerated it :(

You brits and your empire were sold out to the kikes by the very leaders you worship.
Hitler offered you friendship and an alliance but you spat to his face.

Now you are the one being colonised ;^)

Nothing of value is left on earth. Can we please just WW3 now. I'd like the current super powers to feel our pain.

...

this, desu.

Nail successfully hit on the head.

It's your own fault, faggots!
>Slav shits and Krauts get into a scuffle and Frogs and Ruskies jump in.
>Be on a fucking island isolated from this fuckery
>Paris Jews:"Muh Brit-Euro bros blessed heelp"
>falls for Jew-Euro brotherhood...sends lads to the meat-grinder
>Going to war to save the enemies who were literally trying to fuck you some decades ago.
All you had to do was sit that fucking shit out and just defend your colonies and mainland while signing treaties with the victor... all of mainland Europe depleated and you were right there to reap the reward. Then in Part 2 Electric Bugaloo, you make an alliance with the Krauts and keep your fucking empire.

>well deserved karma for fucking with the Boers

you can thank your greatest ever brit, that inbred alcoholic jew with downs for pretty much selling you down the river on all of those issues.

:^)

Give one good fucking reason why the Brits should have intervened in WW1...

Pro tip... you can't

>The only country who has ever tricked us, big time, is America.
You are the ones that begged us to get involved in both wars

Someone post the bosphorus strait memeball gestalt

I like the part where you profit over our conflict, selling arms to both sides. Keep the fire burning.

>talk about trashing the italian
>conveniently forget the trashing that the royal navy got from the regia marina
Protip:this is not even your worst battle

>losing a cruiser versus a tiny base
R-rule

b-britannia

Why do Brits get romantic about poppies?

Have a wiki too friendo: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_poppy

I fucking hate what we have become

I bet the german contribution alone let to victory, macaroni man

Can the admins just range ban IP's from bongistan the buttmad is stinking up this board more than it already is