These two walk into your office and accuse you of being nazi for retweeting Trump's tweets

How should one respond? Laughter? Start a debate? Ridicule? Trolling? Or back down and admit you are a nazi?

Have security use the tasers

Days n Daze? I punched that faggot once, I'll do it again.

pee your pants and cry

"Hey you two meme machines. Who do you think was the most important philosopher of Ancient Greece and why? Go"

>thinking these people understand reason
laughter
the aswer is always laughter

My office is maglocked and you can't get in without a keycard. I'd instead redirect them to the basement where there are no cameras, a lot of sharp objects, and an industrial furnace.

Lol I really find it funny how americans dress

even in the youtube prank videos they're dressed like gimps

fuck we need to colonize you again, remove the natives and teach you how to not be retarded

Ask them if those are Chester's flaming hot fries at the bottom there. Good shit

Somewhat unlikely. Even the police address me as 'sir' and I'm what people cross to the other side of the road to avoid. Good to be a 240 pound beast.