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>It's raining all day today. It's called "Two-you"? As in, "To You"? What a romantic season. That's Japan for you.

>Iowa-san? Ah, isn't that teru-teru bouzu cute? Say, would you like to make one together? For the ones I make, it goes like...

What did they mean by this?

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>Iowa and the useless hotel are good friends
>Iowa even likes Fusous because of their pagodas
>shitty artists keep trying to force Kongou x Iowa crack pairings just because of Engrish

Rainy season in japan is called "tsuyu" which sounds like "to you" in english

teru-teru bozu are those white dolls they make to ward off rain

Because you're fucking filthy gaijin. They don't cater to you

What?

>To You
She may be misunderstanding 'つーゆー' (Tsuu yuu) for 'to you'. But, 'あなたのため' would usually be translated as 'for you'.

>Iowa-san?
Teaching her how to make a teru-teru bouzu

>actually taking the OP seriously when he was just looking for an excuse to make a thread

pretty much the same for all OPs.
except proper translations happen

>except proper translations happen
Not guaranteed in every thread.

I know
lets let this one die since its a /jp/ topic

>character lines
>/jp/ topic

>canonical character lines that give a look at shipgirls' personalities and relationships
>/jp/ topic
Are you retarded?

Did Aoba see it?

I'd like Iowa a lot more without the star-pupils

...

Who is this cute mustached boy?

They should be heart pupils instead.

My cute wife.

Doujin artists don't play the game.

Why does your wife have a mustache? Only guys have that.

Actually they do.

Are you stupid?

>Only guys have that.

But Misaki is cute

Please marry me, Kaga-san!

Give this kuzu ship a shave.

LET'S
LYNCH
LAGA!!!

She does like the way they look.

That's what I said.

Well they certainly don't pay attention to lines.

So? She probably likes the way all BBs look.

No

Yes they do. The non-shitty SEA or yuri ones, that is.

...

Laga deserves to die a slow and painful death, and you should be forced to watch.

Sameretard

You don't get it, do you? You brought this hate on yourself by your continuous posting of Kaga, and it's going to continue on so long as you post.

You don't get it, do you? He's not going to stop and you're just contributing to the shitposting and will continue to do so until the franchise dies.

Nah, not everyone is autistic like you

>Says the retard who samefags all the time with his phone

Never

Pot calling the kettle black.

He's too retarded to do that. He has only recently learned what it means, anyway.

Reminder that this day seventyfour years ago Kaga-san and her buddies got their comeuppance at midway

Akagi should just eat Kaga.

>actually reminds people to shitpost about your waifu getting BTFO
You're literally too retarded to even realise that you're hated. It's pretty amazing.

Chill out a bit

Learn how and when to use phrases we used weeks ago, instead of randomly posting and hoping it fits the situation. RNG is not so kind.

>kagashitter yet again begging for Kaga to marry him
Give up, she's mine and she thinks you're an annoying slut.

Thank god for dupes

Poor Kaga-san and friends

No, she's mine
Mou sugoi

Dude, you do realize this is like the 10th time you've posted that image with a blatant spelling error in the filename, right?
Please, continue being dumb, it's amusing.

Maybe it means Kaga is quite shite?

>Pot calling the kettle black

Pardon?

You are retarded

Just let it all out user, it'd alright.

Kamikaze > Harukaze > Oyashio

Well, you got everyone to hate Kaga, what's the next step in your master plan?

The cutest boy in the fleet, of course.

This place is better without you, Kagahater

Rude, I don't hate Kaga, I just hate you.

I hate you too, shitposter

You wouldn't poke Fusou, would you?

>anyone's who dislikes me is a shitposter
Can't make this shit up, even if you fucking tried.
Man that's adorable.

I would poke her all day long then as the night sets in, tell her that I love her so much. Soft bullying is the best.

I love you too, Kaga-san!

Laga never loved youl and she never will.

Yamashiro's cuter

She'll poke my head right off with those cannons swinging around.

See Don't ignore posts you don't understand, retard. Use what's left of your brain and you'll get less shit.

Sometimes I feel like we are just being trolled, it's kind of hard to imagine someone past 6 could write like he does.

So fucking cute.

Fuck off ERPshitter.

Trolls rarely have this long an attention span. Even Yurispammer, who has been around for ages, shows up far less frequently than he used to.

Nah, Kaga-san is real

Has any one made a manga version of this yet
youtube.com/watch?v=2NtbnZ3nUWo
or any other historical works?

I don't see how it would be a troll either way, he's devoting way more time into this than either of us are.
And even if it was, it would still be "I was only pretending to be retarded"

I'm confused. Do arcade players get a ticket wiith a code once they stop playing so they can pick it up another time, or do they have to start from scratch every time they go to the machine?

I know, but damn, it's hard to imagine anything other than a kid to write these things. We could probably code a bot with more original responses and better learning capacities than he has.

Is Iowa in the anime? Is she in the manga?

No? Fuck off to /jp/ then.

Before starting his crusade on LNs I hope the mod start with vidya thread first.

Cute NuiNui

Would you let Suzuya star in a JAV?

That's what I meant, I don't think he's a troll. Don't know who you're referring to with "either of us" though.

I thought about doing it when a guy mentioned it earlier. A filename generator would be easy, at least. "Kaga .jpg"

No, her body is for my eyes only.

Suzuya is pure.
Now that fake ojou sister of hers, that's another story.

Why do you hate freedom user?

This

The game prints drops as cards that store all their ship's data.

KILL
A
G
A

...

Yes

I think it's a crime not to show her off.

Holy shit, that's a lot of Naka-chan dayo.

I get see it all, that's all that matters to me.

See what?

Bad Kaga

I see. And then what happens? Do you stick the cards back in to load your progress or what?

I've known about the arcade game but I never understood how you can save progress.

A certain something.

Autism.
Literal. Fucking. Autism.

>Bono lubing it up with spit
She knows what's next.

Daijoubu!