*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

What do you do? Huh? What are you going to say to him?

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You're a smug liberal cunt, but I really liked Salem's Lot.

Hey didn't you actually kill a guy?

wanna write about underage gangbang?

Is that Dr. Seuss? He looks like that cat from Lorax.

Looks like coronary artery disease. Pale forehead. Gonna die soon without bypass.

You know, his arguments would be a lot more forceful if he didn't write child snuff porn.

Tell him Nazis punch back. "Yes King, I'm a Nazi what you going to do about it old man?"

Fuck off you has been. Go pop some pills, drink your whiskey and fade into irrelevance. You're works are really overrated too btw.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET THEM DO THAT TO THE DARK TOWER
HAVE YOU NO SHAME???

how's that

>blocks your path
excuse me
>walks along on my way

your books suck. stop making everything aliens.

Does he have FAS?

fpbp
Really though why does King always have a writer as the main character? Can he only self project himself into his books? Is he such a hack he can't imagine himself doing a different career even for a fictional book?

dip dup snup

Your books are pretty entertaining, but I didn't like that gangbang in IT, sort of weird ass shit.

Well, Mr. King, the difference is that those kids were killed by an amoral Lovecraftian space alien who liked to eat kids because they tasted good whereas the kids just had a gangbang in a germ-infested, gross sewers where Beverly goes into extreme detail about everyone's Girth... Are you the sexual version of Pennywise Mr. King?

I play my RL Stein card

You fucked up the Dark Tower. You weren't content with a shitty last book, so you had to make a shitty movie?

He loved it, he's a racial cuckhold

Do I know you?

have we concluded what caused his face to look like that yet?

A gun in a fat woman's pussy? That's your idea of creativity? Die in a fire, Stephen King.

Hurry up and die already.

"Hey you old fuck, watch what you say to me or I'll drive a car down your walking path."

he'll be so triggered he'll write another 50 novels about how horrible drunk drivers are (holy shit were the last 3 Dark Tower novels bad)

He's being paid to love it

>the got drunk as fuck and brought up the UNDERAGE GANG BANG and called Stephen king a sex pervert

i'll ask why his eyes are too small for his big face then throw him into an oven

At least I didn't write a book about a clown that ate kids that included said kids blowing and fucking each other all over it. IT isn't a horror novel, it's a pedo romance. Fuck you Stephen.

You're famous for making shit up, so why should I believe anything you say?

Misery was hot

Say nothing. Just punch him in his dumb monkey face

He loved The Dark Tower movie but still hates Kubrick's The Shining.

Got any coke?

I'd love to see his beta 70 year old ass try to block my path.

Rev the minivan.

I wouldn't be around him, I don't hang out with pedophiles.

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Beat his punk ass.

"You were the guy in the bear suit, right Stephen?"

Your books were good but you're retarded when it comes to politics and I respect you less as a result.
Then I walk away while he wishes the car had gone faster.

what do you guys have against the gangbang? everyone knows that if you aren't regularly fucking by the time you're like 9, alien shapeshifting lights of evil from another dimension will steal your soul.

Kill him with a single punch. Continue on my way.

You should have stopped writing when god hit you with a truck.

W-What the fuck? Just watched the cam rip, I must've missed that. Fuck, got a timestamp?
That said, pretty shitty movie. Jumpscares and muh grotesque monsters, no psychological horror whatsoever. Felt kinda dumb desu

Anothwr white man who thinks he can pacify the black male.

He is a pedo with no doubt.

Have any of you faggots read IT. The book.

This describes a scene where all 5 pre-pubescent boys bang an 11 year old girl.

>It is probably the first book in the chronological King bibliography where you can point and say, "Here is where editors stopped telling King to rein that shit in." The novel of a shapeshifting, child-hunting demon named Pennywise is almost 1,100 pages long. Still, it's a good tale about the power of friendship and the strength of childhood imagination. In fact, it's exactly that that helps seven kids overcome an ancient evil.

That being said, apparently overcoming being lost in the sewers can only be done by having six 11-year-old boys sequentially fuck an 11-year-old girl... by her invitation.

Seriously, the gang has just brought about the end (At least they believe so) of a pan-dimensional monster in mortal combat. They've slain something that's claimed thousands of lives in their town in the most gruesome manner imaginable, but suddenly the concept of tunnels is just too much to overcome without a sudden, magical orgy.

And it's all the girl, Beverly's, idea. She realizes that the group needs "bringing back together" and the only way to do that is to lose her virginity in a mass hump session.

To be fair, it's actually portrayed with a lot of love, certainly in comparison to the parade of sexual atrocity that's preceded it on this list, but no matter how many references to affection, bird-watching, lazy days spent reading funny books, or poetry, it's still seven pages of a grade-school group sex session. Its sheer randomness lands it the top spot.

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What's this faggot's fucking problem?

Blow cocaine in his face and watch him shoot up the neighborhood.

King is literally retarded when it comes to filmmaking, which is made worse by the fact that he has issues with lettinng a director take creative control and perform the extremely necessary task of cutting unneeded fluff from his ridiculously oversized tomes.

He hates Kubrick because Kubrick created something incredible from his work while King went on to embarrass himself by directing Maximum Overdrive.

Ever heard of The Aristocrats? It's called creative fiction.

>Every comedian who told the Aristocrats joke is a pedo

>we wuz Steven Kang
Way to try to steal literally everything jerome

fetal alcohol syndrome

literally FAS

There is no Gan.

Can't go to hell if you don't have a soul

He was so assblasted he made his own made-for-tv verson of the Shining. It was garbage.

You misunderstand Cletus. Nobody wanted a black man as Roland except other whites, it's a sad attempt to pacify the black men of america. We don't want your sad little book heroes, we want our own. We want the men of action, not men of paper.

"Why the fuck did you let them make a Dark Tower movie?"

Please get away from me weird box head sex pervert

I cast faggot banisher lv1.

It makes me laugh when Nignogs call whites Cletus because Kleitos was a Greek name for a number of badasses.

That didn't stop me from beating you up on the playground as a kid so I don't know why that'd matter.

If its not muh dik its muf fists

>What are you going to say to him?
"Hey Steve, you dropped you manuscript on the freeway over there"

Got any sniff?

GET OUT OF THE ROAD

You're the one comparing yourself to great warriors old olde dipshit. Better live up to tht name. Oh wait, you can't.

punch his pedo ass

Wow Art Bell looks old!

I don't need to do shit. They are digging their own grave. As a manlet once said don't interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.

The Dark Tower series was terrific

Says the dick head with a BLM flag. Black people can't live up to that name either.

Yup, advice from a bitch for a bitch. Keep it up.

I would tell him to stop race mixing

>we want our own little book heroes
Whatever man, I'm not the one pretending that Steven Kang did something to oppress a nigger once. I can't think of a single individual who cares whether or not a nigger plays a role in a movie or not. And if they do, they should spend some time away from the tv. However, apparently when a role is given to some black dude you all turn around and bitch about not wanting it and wanting all your own heroes and holla and white boi and all that. There is no pleasing you colored people. Oh sorry, people of color. Just take your race baiting with you when you leave.

When you starve because the welfare state collapses and inner cities descend into tribal warfare we'll talk again. If not then be ready for a thousand years of chattel slavery.

Tell him he's a coked up degenerate and that i wished he died a long time ago in a gutter from speed balling, like Chris Farley.

"I wish you had made a good ending for Dark Tower. I really liked the books up until the last like half of the last book."

I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...

The space between his nose and his upper lip is huge

>Better live up to dat naime whit boi
Nah I'd rather just have the police arrest you for niggin or shoot you for being on my property. Other than those two instances I cant imagine being in the company of pavement apes. Unless of course I'm at the wellfare office, which I would not be.

>blocks my path
Double leg that gangly looking faggot into the pavement.

COCAINE

For some reason I thought this was a Bellgab thread for a moment.

Could land a helicopter in there.

you're a complete faggot if you think Shining with Jack nichelson was bad

It wouldn't have bugged me if that wasn't THE ending and he wrote an 8th book. (not counting wind through the keyhole or what ever it's called)

>BEADY

You're a child rapist fuckhead with little to no reliance to me but I still would like to view you burning in hell through a looking glass, even if it is just for a moment.

You haven't made a halfway decent book since Christine, and I bought all your books for 50 cents a piece at Goodwill.

"Koontz is better."

Woot! Thats the ticket!

Looks like FAS

Hes like a who from whoville.

>show him my pussy
>you wanna do some coke

Shalom. Got any more CP?

he drank so much he gave himself the syndrome

I'd just shout
>Get away from me you dirty old man

Is he next in line for the Trump Curse?

>to say to him
offer him some pizza with walnut sauce and chat about that sweet teen pussy while giving him a ride to the local middle school to pick up chicks