>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>at a party >bored as fuck >Need to think of an excuse to leave so I can listen to police scanner
Jose Mitchell
Bump
Aiden Sullivan
>garbage can on fire
Thomas Flores
Well hello beautiful Long time no see, /cpd/ What's your opinion on unionizing crime?
Christopher Clark
>hobo by the vestibule
Cameron Johnson
American crime has been unionised, thats how we went from mafia crime families to baboons on street corners.
Lucas Rodriguez
>>Mentally unstable currently punching car
Dominic Perez
Bump
Charles Carter
cunt normie go AWAY
Evan Hall
>multiple motorcycles parked on the street without stickers
the absolute madmen
Michael Sanchez
bump
Hudson Lee
>>bullet just came through the window
Alexander Russell
Tell them you're going home to listen to your police scanner with internet friends.
Jason Rogers
I think it would be fun to be a chiraq nigga
Owen Ross
>>male sitting on a suitcase in the street yelling at cars
Elijah Russell
>Grew up in Chicago >It's a total shit hole and the people are awful. but they praise it while simultaneously crying about it >Detroit Caricature >This thread makes me kek hard
Connor Roberts
...
Leo Clark
Chicago is a caricature of itself at this point
Connor Clark
>Hispanic brother beat up sister
Kevin Sullivan
Bump
Joshua Rodriguez
>Conservative Vice Lords >Imperial Gangsters
Holy Kek, Chimpcago is hilarious when you don't live anywhere near it.
Elijah Cruz
I assume gangster disciples are the most powerful gang in chicago? They seem to have the most turf dawg
Thomas Myers
I'm looking at stats and I'd guess they're basically the local Soviets, only you don't want to invade them in the summer.
Wyatt Morales
pretty sure they have worse crime rates than actual Africa
Isaiah Cox
Africans don't consider it crime.
Josiah Allen
White male with a gun. Lets get some gun shots going on
Angel Perry
"white"
Jack Taylor
Is Roberts going after that hispanic guy with a gun?
Bentley Lewis
blanco hombre
Luis Robinson
It's probably not a good night to have a green car and facial tattoos, if such a thing exists.
Mason Brown
was that a fucking horse on the scanner?
Parker Hughes
MALE BLACK enters stage left
Ethan Hill
I remember the first time I ever listened to Detroits scanner. >multiple shots fired, casing on foot down ??? ally. Fug
Christian Martinez
finally these threads are back thought they was gone forever
Carson Thomas
So I wasn't the only one.
Oliver Stewart
. . . Didn't post it yourself.
Cooper Bell
did a couple times they keept dying didnt c u there
Nolan Reyes
Try weekends, Hitler.
Jeremiah Fisher
Newfag, likely. Avoided pol for the most part.
Isaiah Jackson
ARE YOU ROBERT?
Joseph Perry
Robert commands this city
Anthony Brooks
Should I be eating KFC to enhance the experience while this scanner is playing?
Landon Rogers
Popeyes is better nigga
Chase Stewart
Lol, woops, shouldn't say her name over scanner
Nicholas Turner
Black coffee and a glazed doughnut,
Jason Watson
Robert is going to need all our prayers tonight
Michael Price
pdq god race
Nathaniel Robinson
>caller says someone is chasing her trying to kill her
Christian Davis
Dame some bitch is getting chased
Aaron Jones
That girl getting chased and threatened to be killed could be a trap. Better not risk it and let her get some cardio
Ryder Flores
Evening, Roberts.
William Hill
Happy Friday Roberts, who is ready to count the bodies?
Josiah Gonzalez
Body removal! Another one bites the dust
Jeremiah Moore
How many people here live in Chicago, tags unrelated?
I do, btw.
Elijah Torres
RIP in Peace
Cooper Diaz
Gold leader standing by
Colton Cox
F
Leo Baker
/comfy/ here
Nolan Bailey
*Spits*
Juan Hall
Not anymore. Lived downtown right on Michigan Ave. in 2013 for a couple months then got the fuck out of there.
Xavier Nguyen
>male passed out with cocaine
F
Austin Price
>Drug dealer must've eaten the cocaine.
Cuz that'll conceal the evidence until you OD
Sebastian Walker
male black doesn't stand a chance tonight!
Noah Hall
anybody got a body count yet?
Colton Sullivan
Not enough
Bentley Wright
3 nogs w/ guns...bout to get real
John Baker
>Imagining good things: >Could we get an airstrike?
Eli Morales
Have any of you thought about becoming a cop?
Nathan Price
Cop sits just below fluffer on my list of prospective jobs.
Julian Perry
My father was one...old school. Used to tell me stories about bashing heads into pavement. Also loved to tell story about bringing in the armored vehicle to shoot the shit out of a building full of niggers in the early 70s in Houston.
Levi Stewart
My grandpa was a cop in the heart of Chicago for 3 years back in the 70's. He ended up quiting when two of his buddies were sitting at a light and a nigger came up and blew both their heads off with a shotgun and was never caught.
Robert Scott
Some actual cops used to be /CPD/ regulars
Jaxson Long
Shots getting fired? I hear it's hot tonight, the heat draws coons out.
Nathan Ortiz
CPD concerns itself with threatening text messages now?
Landon Gray
Don't sell yourself short m8, I bet you can prep with the best of them is you put your mind to it.
Joshua Bell
Can confirm. Press F for PicRobert.
Gavin Baker
I'm not saying I wouldn't be good at either they are only rated forth and fifth.
Juan Nelson
PicRobert is kill?
Elijah Lee
dead niggers you say
Ayden Jones
somebody is getting the shit kicked out of them. Hope there are gunshots soon
Alexander Harris
>drag racers are back
Austin Clark
>several shots fired at 52 and Washnaw >a lot of cars drag racing at Loomis
we /drag racer/ now
Carter Sullivan
Thx
Good move, once got shot at when I was throwing pigs skin with my brother on grandpa"s yard. Still, no clue who they where really shooting at.
Ethan Baker
His supervisor caught him lurking. CPD knows about /CPD/ at this point, they have for a while. Mentioned us, something to the tune of:
