/nzpol/ Poocinda Edition
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first for winnie
>not calling it Jewcinda edition
fucking strayan cunt
will they win the election
12th for fucc off chinks
tv3 stream:
threenow.co.nz
>not having your wife wear a target on her forehead for the cumshot.
TV1 twitter stream pscp.tv
Still haven't got a girlfriend lads. If you live in Auckland and want to be my friend please do so, but no normies thanks.
Fuck off you fat idiot
>Wendy Petrie sighting
mommy
>NZPOL
>OP is an aussie
what the fugg guys
>Aussie OP
I don't know about this thread lads
who /stupid/ here
>That awkward smile as they handed it off to her
No thanks
who here voting?
electionresults.govt.nz
Straight from the horse's mouth
me
You can do it Winnie.
POO'D
1% counted
get comfy
NZF 7% GO ON OLD BOY FUCKIN GO
Winston here early so he can get to bed on time
Based Winnie already a few single malts deep.
labour surge
Will mods sticky NZ POL?
>TOP at 2.1
Eat shit ACT lol
Ahh Winnie, he fucking hates the media. Truly /ourguy/
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God I wish that were me
Greens slowly sinking towards 4% would make my evening desu
TOP won't win any electorate right? Still looks like a wasted vote to me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REFUGEES WELCOME
shes having some sossies
UPDATE: GARNISH ON BILLYS PIZZA
there is literally nothign wrong with spaghetti on pizza
slants > coconuts > maoris > pajeets
if you don't want that sideways pussy gtfo my thread
electionresults.govt.nz
PATRICIAN WEBSITE
SPAGHETTI ON PIZZA FUGGGGG
Nah they're garbage
Pizza in the oven lads, she's an ultra thin pepperoni job
what the fuck is that TING noise in the stream?
hi bill
3%
A deliquesce as far as I am concerned
Looks fucking good. Would go down a treat after a long night on the sauce. English is a Catholic faggot though.
I voted act
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sounds like messenger notifications
so far so good. Nat/Act/NZF
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Voted green desu
OH FUCK YES BASED TVNZ1 NO AD BREAKS
Gap widening at 4% just like Jacinda's arsehole
fugggg
SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERTS
ITS OVERRRRR
Results are coming in nice and quick this year.
>4% counted
>Nats leading
It's over.
NOOOOOOOOOO
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm enroute to the city now boys. I'm crashing TVNZ 1 election coverage. With no survivors.
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Rate the major parties for me lads, pros and cons.
i want to get samantha hayes pregnant
>Act and NZF on the same team
Considerably unlikely.
BLADDER LEAKAGE AD BREAD
Good, good, we don't need more bloody communists in this country.
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>NAT 57
>LAB 46
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>NZF 9
kiwi/pol/ btfo!
is the stream real quite right now for anyone else or did i just go deaf aaa
this is why we need immigration
kiwi chicks are dogs
they are pretty mud
You don't know what communism is, do you?
NZF = ACT > Nat > Lab > Green
NZF and ACT are good for different reason mind you.
yeah sounds fucked
NZF will never win that's not the point. Our government goes off coalitions.
>advance votes have our guy losing epsom
I'm worried dudes
They fucked up the sound.
Classic NZ
m8 i am starting to have srs concerns ove nz and f you are able enough to sustain yourselves its time that aus intervened in your affairs to make you govt honest it wouldn't be a military coup because you have no military it would be like handing over an olive branch
>NAT and NZF improving every update
>labour falling
HOLD THE FUCKING CAMERA STEADY YOU CUNT
>Americans in charge of understanding New Zealand politics
>Muh base desires.
Worse than a faggot.
KIA ORA
>one job
Even if they aren't in government, realistically Act will support and Nat/Nzf coalition in most regards so they might as well be.
>implying we dont want to be annexed by our favouite cuzzy bros
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I want to see Greens fucking DIE
Please.
tin of cocoa tin of cocoa tin of cocoa car door
Why can't Kiwis say "BEEN" They ALWAYS say BIN
That's not how it works, you stupid fuck.
KIMCHI BURRITOS
How much better are the nats vs labour, seeing as it looks like it will be the nats forming a coalition (assuming I understand your system well enough)
o shiet i love feijoas
>that fucking menu
wtf cunts we can't let these hippies win