Describe this show without using the letter 'E'

Describe this show without using the letter 'E'

What did I just watch?

vanglion

amazing

Bombastic

Congratulations.

Autism

Shit.

Really, I'm the first one?

Is good. Too good. Bravo Anno!

Assbutt

大人気アニメです

Kids with sadbrains and sci-fi stuff that's not actually important.

Ayanami is #1.

op is e faggot

Shinji and Asuka fight Shinji and Asuka and than tang with fight with army guys.
And Misato and old hag and duke and doll.

fuck

Shinji did nothing wrong

It is top good

>Shit.
>Really, I'm the first onE EEEEEEEEEEEE

Pretentious

cheeky move there

N30n G3n3s1s 3v4n93110n
I time traveled from 1998, no bully.

Non Gnsis Vanglion

Madoka of animu

Scarred for forever

GODDAMNIT I FUCKED UP.

Whiny boy who can't control shitty family situation, so robots and homo

Overratd
Stupid
Dumb charactrs

Animation's magnum opus

Kimochi warui.

Jacki Chan

Homo boy pilots mom in Japan

gay

Shinji is gay. Asuka is shit. Ayanami is stupid. Misato is hot.

I didn't think it was that good. Lots of Sup Forumsnons think it's good. That's mostly awkward rationalization, I think. Anno's motif of bumbling youth is overwrought to such a point that it overruns any scant plot. It's far too abstract for my inclinations. I want a satisfying plot and an intriguing cast. Not an illustration of Anno's lunacy.

>overruns
fuck, i fucked up

Gay.

Ayy-vangeliyon

It's like, the opposite of abstract though. It deals with earthly psychological and social concerns of post-bubble Japanese society and individually, with depression.

If it was all about Instrumentality and the philosophy behind it, it'd be abstract, but it isn't..

Prtntious

It deals with those themes in a very abstract and often harebrained way. It doesn't integrate them into plot and character, it just sort of spills them onto the screen.

You clearly haven't actually watched the show.

Shit taste.

Dumb Kids pilot big ugly humans in armor to fight off kaiju and prisms and what not, It runs out of cash at its final part though.

Shinji, climb in your robot.

I'm a good work guy

Truly Japan's crowning artistic work.

It only does that in the last two episodes (and even then it's still connected to the characters by way of it being monologues by said characters).