/nzpol/ - Chloe Edition

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Results start coming in at 7pm NZST/7am GMT/12am Pacific Time

Quick party rundown
>National - Globalist centre-right
>Labour - Globalist centre-left
>New Zealand First - Nationalist
>Greens - Far left environmentalists
>Act - Libertarian
>Maori/Mana - Gibsmedat
>TOP - Socialist millionaire's pet project

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>voted act
>still no chinese gf

First for fuck Chloe Swarbrick.

Wow, no wonder Simon Dallow turned Ali Mau gay.

Cops took my FAL ama

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>goodbye to the maori party

This is Winnie's thread now

Come to me, I'll make you King.

Hands off, that's my wife pal.

Chloe is bae and pure

youtube.com/watch?v=A-XwG7YJe3g

youtube 1 stream

Jesus, Chloe looks like a ME: Andromeda face.

Would jacinda give amazing or horrible blowies?

They will not be missed
>loses seat
>loses thread

I SPRAY

Fuck proportional representation is a shitty system

NEW ZEALAND ECO-FASCIST NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW

DEPORT THE GOOKS

PUT SOLAR PANEL ON ROOF

Nigger stop calling Act libertarian.
They aren't.
They sprung out of the Labour party when they were too Neo Liberal for them.
They are just as much globalism scum as the nats.

Suzy Cato's feet!

>greens tick up 0.1%
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nice body she a farmers daughter or something

>when you're a gibsmedats party but form a coalition with National instead of Labour

Haha fuck I knew it reminded me of something

cindy is a beut

ZEALANDIA RISING

KING OF THE NORTH!!!

It's called the National Disability Insurance Scheme and it was created by the previous Labor govt. The current conservative government has no desire or capacity to try and roll it back. They are actually trying to pass new taxes to pay for it (its still unfunded).

Basically what is does is give a blank cheque to people with a disability to claim payments for any service they get approved for (for example, if you're wheel-chair bound, it could mean getting ramps and shit built in your house). There are no restrictions at all for what can or cannot be approved and how much money will be spent.

No one knows how much it is going to cost. It's like

kek

lolbergs are globalist scum

Nothing wrong with solar panels 2bh. Still need plenty of coal for other shit we do in NZ.

free circumcision

Can the greens just crash and burn please?

chloe- "come over"
winston- "i cant im campaigning"
chloe- "im home alone"
winston-

Libertarianism is peak globalism

She looks like a blonde Sarah palin

Off to the glue factory with both of you.

Good, hope winnie gets his wish of a Maori seat referendum.
The only Maori worth a shit are the ones who don't need a fucking hand out to be relevant.

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nah her dad was a cop and now the head white man civil servant of the niue colony

Rare upgraded Winston

>greens 6.2%
I swear to god

My first boner desu

The back pedalling is great
>this is a switch seat
>National still hold it solidly
kek SEETHING

Mate she's way fuckin hotter.

>Hillary btfoing everyone

>solar panels
>land of the long white cloud
>cloud
>solar panel
Good one

How much KUMARA'D do you see IRL, lads?

>Chloe - Come over
>Winston - I can't the bus doesn't accept goldcards during rush hour.
>Chloe - I'm home alone
>Winston -

Yeah except when Labour hacks try to dress her into Helen 2.0

Imagine being a Labour powerbroker trying to get NZ First and the Greens to get along knowing Winston will walk over to National if James Shaw doesn't stay in his cuck shed for the next three years

Long hair Chloe is the purest waifu

>you will never wake up with her next to you

KEK

Unironically never

God I want her to spank me like the naughty child I am.

Nothing that the white man would miss desu

>baes

should be descendant of the asians

>tfw you'll never stick your dick in jacinda's ass and steer her around the room, occasionally pulling on her bridle to get a muffled neigh out of her

y liv

Vinnie and Nicole are the second best couple after Drew and Harper, please do not bully.

Highlight so far has been Shane Jones saying Labour only skyrocketed because they got a metropolitan princess.

>Leftist journalist cucks trying to talk up Labour's chances

fucking DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE already

Too many dumb fucks just default vote for them without looking at the policies

Tamati is going to btfo Maori because people who saw him on whatnow can vote now.

That they even got that much is a fucking joke.
Meteria showed their true colors when she chose to grandstand and gloat about her fucking benefit fraud.
The bitch was proud to have defrauded the taxpayer.

hah checked an kek'ed user

I love them talking up the NZF + Labour meme

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Pretty fucking great to have a fast moving nzpol thread desu

So I guess TOP is what would happen if green voters made a party

Spicy.

It's not like they're done and dusted. It's simply that they're at Winnie's mercy.

Winston, King In The North

>A faggot weatherman is about to become an electorate MP

What a time to be alive.

Remember when Greens were saying they were going to overtake labour as the left party

l e l

Grew up in whakatane which is half maori, there was heaps but it went both ways. Loads of qt half caste girls wih blue eyes potting about

he's samoan so more like

COCONUTTED

or

TARO'D

or

JANDALLED

Her face is too small for her GIANT HEAD

Reading about that whole shitstorm fucking disgusted me. Exploiting the benefit system is one thing, gloating about it is just fucking disgusting

Greens have done a lot better than expected. They're lucky the Metiria scandal didn't happen closer to the election.

Minimal.
And when I do, it's some barrel shaped half Maori half white bitch with a smug self important mug with some 'ehuehuehue' deadshit wearing Chicago Bulls supporters gear.
So they aren't taking anything we aren't already rejecting.

>((CHLOE))
show me a more punchable face

Also redpill me on the background of the (((SOCAILBUNKER)) on the 1 news coverage

How can we get the Winnie late surge images on there or some other shit?

Suplimentary question: why arent the mods skykinging this?

Looks like a cabbage patch kid

>Mum went to law school with Winnie
>Could have been at his side, ruling the government as father and son

feelsbadman.jpg

Kek
>also children's Tv presenter

>a lot better
They're currently under polls.

It's entirely possible Winston could go with them.

Have advanced and overseas votes been counted?

Why are Polynesian men so good at Rugby compared to white boys?

If only NZ hadn't sank into the ocean and Zealandia had remained, we'd interrupt the east Australian current so their coast would be shit and cold, Richard Seddon's imperialist goals would've happened, and there'd probably still be Moa

I voted labour cause I don't want the Jews at national to win

Combine that with her man jaw and the misplaced confidence of a mediocre white woman and you just have to wonder what the fuck people see in her.

How'd that plan work out for ya Chloe?

>Some faggot orange real estate cunt is president

What a time user, what a time.

did she mention that he was ashmed of being maori and told people that he was italian

No that and the special votes are counted later and we know their results in a fortnights time

spilled my beer because of you

Good one

Dont you speak about Winnie like that!!

Wouldn't surprise me, the horse-faced bitch is desperate and Mr Gibsmedat will want his final trough.

I'm upset National or the right didn't use it as ammunition.

Left always tries to attack us and weaken us by wanting us to disavow or capitulate "how can you still support them because of X", when there's obviously no alternative for that ideology.

Should have pushed "how can you support greens when they're literal frauds and cons!"

I think their fucking up actually helped the left, though, it was at the right time. They flocked to Labour at the same time Ardern was in, and it gave confidence and optimism to their supporters that they actually had a chance.

yeah, cunts a fucking wild cannon. Will be well pissed by the end of the night.
The cost will be high to whoever deals with him.
That could be a good thing though.
Whats sure is that our nice stable government is come to an end