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Our winnie

We chinese colony naow

It was her turn fucking white males

Aren't all campus votes "special"?

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There more years!

>Three More Years Edition

Shill thread

First for Chloe being a qt comrade

HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Say it with me Sup Forums

PRIME

MINISTER

BILL

ENGLISH

2002 AVENGED

Based billy.

Loving the news hub comment section
>Natzis
>National literally ISIS
>National voters = hitler
>nz4threich
Lefties haven't worked out this kind of shit is exactly why people don't want them in power.

Fuck better start learning mandarin. Fucking spaghetti on pizza autist.

Just dropped the cutlery drawer lads, think the chinese neighbours are gonna name their first born after the noise it made.

Stephen is gay, but not gay enough so should put on those thigh highs I gave him.

Where's Hayley? FFS

GREETINGS

t. cockie pissed off that Labour dared to reign in Big Agro's pollution

2/3rds of the votes in now lads

What are the odds there's an upset

I want my sides back

>That fucking mic hold

Is national planning on legalizing weed?

RIP Maori Party I secretly liked you fuckers.

>our waters aren't for fishing or swimming, they're for dumping dairy effluent so chinks can get more calcium

#JustNationalThings

Bill English is a relatively traditional cucktholic so I doubt it

The Jacinda effect? More like the Metiria Turei is a stupid cunt who killed her party effect

Oh great another fucking term of National.

Press F to pay respects to our waterways and aquifers, this term will likely ruin them forever.

>Winston speaking soon
GET HYPE

No strong policy off the top of my head. Said something along the lines of "make it go through the tests all drugs in NZ have to pass"

Fuck off, Martyn
>muh rivers
>muh posidividee
>muh Chinese spy

Into the trash you go

god no

Wheres the Youthquake?

Where? Is this on one

Cool 300,000 more chinks and pajeets, good work everyone, enjoy your tax cut gibsmedats.

Is Winnie /OurGuy/?

Is NZ First the meme party?

Has he been memed in or out of office?

can someone give me a quick rundown on the election so far?

Students are all "special votes" apparently, and they're like 30% Greens.

>2017
>having to rely on the environment to go for a dip, instead of an Olympic-sized swimming pool on your estate

The absolute STATE of L*bour voters

National may be Chinese dick-sucking faggots, but they are still far better than Labour, and a better party for Winnie to have a coalition with

>le National are fucking the rivers
Shit so your saying all these new rules and regulations I and the local council have to meet can actually be ignored?

Labour forgot that all the youth are chinks and chinks vote blue

You'd think the synthetic bullshit would force their hand

Yeah brah.

No
>hurr duur not enough evidence, same shit been said for past 8 years
>Rather keep synthetics legal than legalize cannabis

Yes, Hosking mentioned it

Rolling for nats nz first coalition

What about a National / Greens coalition?

Greens spent the last couple of weeks campaigning at Vic university

Pathetic cucks tbqh

>but they are still far better than Labour, and a better party for Winnie to have a coalition with

Just what New Zealand needs, more gibs for Boomers selling their house they bought for $20k to chink colonists

he's literally a nationalist that wants more taxes

Labour does traditionally surge a bit later on in the piece as south Auckland gets tallied. Won't be an upset tho

I was dreading either party getting in. I just hope Winnie can be effective. I want chinks and poos OUT.

Unlikely, but wouldn't rule it out. Could keep the hippies happy.

National will probably go down a seat or two. Won't
be enough for labour though, even if nz first go with them.

trips of truth. First politician to end her career by bragging about committing fraud

Greens a hippy leftists and can't be seen looking at a centre/right (still left by your standards) party

That would be the equivalent of Bernie Sanders joining the republicans

Well as a matter of fact yes. Dairy farmers get away with ignoring this shit all the time.

Oh by the way do you know about ECAN? National fires all our elected members and puts in stooges that do nothing but approve massive irrigation and no fucks given about runoff.

yeah we had leaflets all over the desks, fucking disgusting.

So.....


What you be saying is....


he be a National.......

and a Socialist?

Yes
Yes, but they're legitimately the best.
He's already in, he's being memed into the Kingmaker position

LELNO

greens would suicide before that.

bunch of bong ripping hippies would go spastic

Yep thats it.

Chinks plot how to colonize us while young trendies have their face in the gutter.

The fucking state of these fire safety ads

>BUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE SPECIAL VOTES

State of Labour

Might go and read all those Guardian "think" pieces about how great Cindy is in the Guardian and laugh at them.

>Greens below 6 with 70% counted
TANK, YOU BASTARD

>wants more taxes
>wants to cut corporate tax to 25%

The mutant is on

Jesus christ they are terrible

The three tv system is lagging, fucking amateur

Human Turnip Nick Smith on now.

God I hate Nick Smith

>Shit so your saying all these new rules and regulations I and the local council have to meet can actually be ignored?

When have those regulations ever been enforced seriously? All the cockie bastards have to do is bitch that "its just another war by treehuggers on us rugged, salt o' the earth folk" before the Nats piss themselves at losing the cockie vote and repeal it

winny back in the drivers seat

anyone winning yet?

I doubt Labour would have changed anything about China tttt. They only opposed it for the sake of opposing National. Their solution to the housing crisis was just more council housing, incentivising more gibs for dole bludgers. Nats/NZF is far from perfect but I still believe it's better than Labour

Nats are doing well, but right now it's Winston's choice.

BACK INTO WORK MONDAY
A
C
K

Ya heard right

Even in NZ no one wants hard left / SJW shit as their govt. Malcontent Turncoat aka Mao Tse Turnbull take note you worthless goldman sachs faggot.

Slayer of Maori party on 3

>you're leaving work but are stopped by Jacinda and her retinue who are blocking the exit
>"hey user, me and the boys were hoping to catch you on the way out"
>you feel beads of sweat starting to form on your brow as you see one of her goons flash his holster
>"mind telling me who you voted for last week?"

what do?

POST SALT

He is such a cunt.

It's fucking disgraceful that farmers don't give a fuck about massive irrigation and ruining rivers. They are always on their fucking high horse about 'being the guardians of the land' but In reality they are just in it for money.

NEW ZEALAND ECO FASCIST NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW

DEPORT THE GOOKS

PUT SOLAR PANEL ON ROOF

smith unironically looks like this fucker

The solution to the housing crisis is reducing immigration drastically and ending foreign ownership (including "residents of New Zealand")

But yeah, I don't think any party wants to realistically address it so much as they just want to tinker with current policy

based fucking sticky TV lads

THANK YOU NELSON

Winnie = nationalist
Labour/greens = socialist

National socialist hmmm. I'll take 750 Muslim Subhumans for 30000 chinks any day.

WTF Lads United Future clean sweep?!

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tamati is a pretty handsome maoribro yo homo

Our corporate tax rate is higher than that?
how the fuck are we paying for anything?
surprised people even do business here

>UK is currently becoming a Paki infested shithole
>New Zealand is currently becoming a Chinese colony
Like father, like son - """"proud"""" of you, my boy.

Jokes on you, I voted Labour for realsies

Where I live the issue with the water ways isn't dairy or any agriculture. Painting the whole country with a single brush is retarded. The steps National has made has "offloaded" it to the districts and given them the power they need to fix the issues on a case by case baises which is how it should be. Give it a touch longer to ramp up (it's only been in place for a short while) as the councils take the burden it will come right.
But mah big bad dairy boogeyman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They have put more onto fixing it than anyone gives them credit for 2bh.

Next Labour Party leader

Screencap this

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here's the upside-down political compass

Fuck off back to Sup Forums you total nigger