/nzpol/ - NZ First edition

State of Play:

>National Party
(58 seats)
>Labour Party
(45 seats)
>New Zealand First Party
(9 seats)
>Green Party
(7 seats)
>ACT New Zealand
(1 seat)

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FOUR TERMS
BABE

Really should be discussed

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Because when >we go down, >you are coming down with us.

And the Aust government guarantees the accounts that Australians have with the Pig4. But the first thing they will do in the case of an event like happened to America 10 years ago is strip the NZ subsidiaries.

poo in loos and muzzies have to go bacc

GREENS + NZ FIRST + LABOUR PARTY

NEW ZEALAND ECO-FASCIST NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW

DEPORT THE GOOKS

PUT SOLAR PANEL ON ROOF

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Sexbots when national?!?!?

...

Come to me, I'll make you King.

>Because when >we go down, >you are coming down with us.

a-anzac p-pride worldwide

Yes NZFirst!

What an exciting election. So many possibilities at the moment.

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Would absolutely LOVE to cum on Chloe Swarbricks face and degrade her a bunch

(with complete consent)

Bishop storms into Hutt South

WHO'S READY FOR THE INTERNET PARTY SURGE?

I came to banter, not to feel

>tfw Labour

MARAMA FOX BACK ON THE BENNIE
METERIA TUREI BACK ON THE BENNIE

WILL WINNIE REALLY WORK WITH THE GREENS TO SPITE BILL ????

If that happened we'd get some real tasty concessions from the leftists

Too bad the greens know if they side with a sjw triggering """racist""" like Winnie come next election they'll get no votes

Nats above 46%

It's over Cindy.

NAT/NZF coalition, kek wills it

eh bru *wipes snot on forehead*
i dunno ae, i will vote labour

Chloe or Roger Federer ?

She's so pretty and dumb ;_;

I wish they weren't just a meme

She actually looked good on video would smash no condom of course gotta keep it organic

Praise be Kek

No bully Chloe. :(

Holy shit Jeb just shot into first in Northland.

THIS PLEASE

ELECTRIC CARS FOR EVERYONE
CHINKS OUT
GAS THE FARMERS

Who else pumped that the nigger party has been kicked out?

Checked

THIS IS THE ONLY COALITION THAT WILL SAVE US FROM THE CHINK MENACE

NZ ECO FASCIST NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW

Why do Nats bother giving Epsom to Act when they could easily win it themselves???

MORE GIBS FOR THE ELDERLY

MORE IMMIGRANTS FOR THE BUSINESS OWNERS

HELIOS HAS SPOKEN

Word my nigga

Drop the refugees and the chimks = win

I feel bad for bullying jacinda.

She must be crying RIGHT NOW. She's probably bawling into her husband's chest, who, while being supportive through-and-through, knew this would happen all along.

>Images broken

REEEEEEEEEEE

RENEWABLE ENERGY BURN THE CHINK HES A CARBON SINK

I want my nationalist-enviro-socialist-gookgone party NOW

LONG LIVE THE WINNIE KIWI REICH

>GAS THE FARMERS
Fucking spat my drink out

He will give her asshole a good ream later tonight to console her

Winnie with the come back to win his seat!

because then they don't get to cheat MMP out of a list seat

Fuggin checked
>Winnie's bulge

>husband

She wishes. He's just her "partner", so he can drop that bitch for a better slut later.

At least she isn't throwing shit at him and her aids like Clinton the psychopath

BEST GIRL ON AGAIN

>Mr Hands video was 30 years ago
>Approximately the same age as Jacinda

Conspiracy lads?

NZFirst aims to:

>Oppose investor-state dispute settlement (ISDS) provisions in bilateral and multilateral agreements and by extension the Trans Pacific Partnership-11, which offers little for our exporters.

>Prioritise free and fair trade deals with Japan, United Kingdom, EU and the United States.

>Initiate Closer Commonwealth Economic Relations (CCER) to deepen existing bilateral deals with Commonwealth countries.

>Conclude the Russia-Belarus Kazakhstan Customs Union Free Trade Agreement as a priority – that bloc being the world’s number two dairy and beef importer.

Never doubt the king he has northland by the neck.

she isn't married

Mutch is a minx

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How does it feel, bigots? Sup Forums BTFO

>national guy in northland suddenly gets 500 votes after being 200 behind

What have (((they))) done???

Fuck Flavell looks like he want to die.

F

Please tellme that's real

Whoa

Maori looking depressed as fuck

of course she isn't, bestiality is illegal in NZ

Something to do with getting an extra seat with ACT, whereas if the Nat candidate wins it doesn't add a seat because he'd get in on the party list due to Nat's massive party vote.

So they get a free seat via gaming the system basically. I think.

Thank Tamati for killing the Maori Party everyone

>clean chink free waters
>a functional Gibbs system for our horey friends

Winnie behind again... this is nail-biting

nah she is only good with red hair

i wonder if people would jump onto them for wanting a FTA with Russia

Maori party OUT

>Ko Ngāti Kahungunu ki Wairoa te iwi. Takatāpui (they/them), disabled, mentally ill. Volunteer in multiple orgs, future counsellor, "a known local activist".

Yuck

Genius.
Truly the party of John Key.

F

I still maintain that him winning Northland would be a bad idea. His Northland rail plan is a retarded waste of money. If he loses then he can focus more on matters relating to the whole country.

Them labour sluts

It doesn't even matter
All it really says is that national were so scared of a strong NZ first that they spent millions trying to cuck him

Naah there is Nothing wrong with exporting to Russia. Cut out China a fair bit and bring in the Ruskis

Witnessed someone got a quick rundown

>Jacinda calls Winnie up to beg for his support for govt
>Winnie lets out a deep and low moan
>''Listen her you little Sheila, you want my votes, I want something in return, you filthy little slut''
>Jacinda shocked and taken aback hangs up
>An hour later seeing that she'd be out of her job calls up and apologises

>''So, Winston, what would you want for a deal?

>''You know what I want''

>''You can't be serious...''

>''You better believe it you loose little whore''
>''Chinks and blacks have got to go back and you on your back every lunch time in the Prime Ministers office while I mine your calcium deposits as Deputy Prime Minister''

>''o-o-okay Winston, you got a deal''

>''You better believe it you filthy bitch, now call me daddy''

>''o-okay d-d-daddy''

Fucking (((genius))) desu

>GAS THE FARMERS
Imagine plunging millions into debt to own a farm, working seven days a week 52 weeks a year, selling all your milk to Fonterra while being lucky to break even, being blamed and villified for destroying the environment, only to go broke and have some chinese swoop in and take your farm for pennies, fire you and replace you with chinese workers. Are farmers the biggest cucks in NZ?

Press F to pay your respects

That guy looks really familiar, is he a show host?

Based

>Are farmers the biggest cucks in NZ?

Yes

He used to be on What Now

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Former weather boi on the breakfast program

NZFirst will:

>Ensure New Zealanders have the means to have independence from the State with an emphasis on parental responsibility

>Ensure New Zealanders have the means to have independence from the State with an emphasis on parental responsibility.

>Ensure any government support is based on need and not race or any other factor.

>Require greater scrutiny of the benefit system, adjustment benefits and abatement levels.

> Re-introduce “Work for the Dole” – to help people of all ages and ability to get out of bed, develop self-confidence and a sense of pride in having a job.

> Protect our social fabric and traditional family values from temporarily empowered politicians, by requiring so-called ‘conscience issues’ be put to comprehensive public debate and referenda.

> Ensure the needs of retired New Zealanders are met through a sustainable universal superannuation scheme with a retirement age of 65.

> Introduce flexible state support for grandparents raising grandchildren including the provision of personalised MSD case managers for the first three-months.

>Increase funding to Women's Refuge and similar organisations working in the voluntary sector.

> Lift living standards by raising the Minimum Wage to $20 per hour over the next three-years.

>Provide real opportunities for young people to gain quality education and skills that will enable greater involvement in the economy.

What Now and One News Weather

>Hosted what now
>Whether man for tv1
>Known degenerate

Wow this is pretty good, only problem Winston is old as fuck and would probably die from a heart attack mid action

Please do research on transport options before commenting lad.

Kek/10

>Ururoa Flavel saying he was the only maori in parliament
>only been in parliament since 2013
>ignoring Winston is maori

wow

>Flavell tearing up
Sucks for him. Turns out Maori just want to be Labour's house niggers.

Yes, Tamati Coffey, he was on What Now for a few years.
>tfw waking up early sunday morning to watch What Now
was there a comfier feeling?

Winston senpai plz let me in government

So everyone needs Winston to win?

Epic

Winston doesn't identify as Maori

>National socialist environmentalists

My fucking dick