LADS HELP ME OUT!
I haven't paid my TV license last month and this morning I saw a white van with antennas right outside of my house. I think the cops are on their way- I have no money to pay for that crap and honestly cannot afford court expenses.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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The fucks a tv license? Is it like a subscription?
throw out your tv
Hah, one of the reason I don't miss living in the UK, with their road taxes and doorknob taxes and window taxes and tv taxes and living in a neighborhood 1000 pound tax and tax taxes.
The police can't do shit. All the BBC can do is send some faggots from it's enforcement agency round who you can laugh at and tell to fuck off.
They'll take your shit though, right out of your house. They are dicks man.
in the UK if you have a tv you pay the tax, which is why i said to throw it out
You can hide it, you get charged the tax even if its on your property and turned off.
Bin your knifes and ask the Imam for leniency.
>Not telling them to get fucked and cling the door
They dont have any real power. The only time they do is when they fake warrants
Only if you let them in tho
>Criminal Evidence Act (1984)
>1984
?????
that's what you do
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that old guy looks like a bulldog lol, very british
I watched a video of the tv license people using a fake warrant to get in someones house. They inspected the tv and said it was okay because it wasn't hooked up to any source.
Have the laws changed in the past 5 years?
just phone them up and tell them you don't use TV or use the iplayer and they'll leave you alone
WE WILL REPLACE YOU
>criminal defense act (1984)
see the video right above you.
Garbage bot thread, totally fake and gay
Spot the repetition you mongs
>you are advised to avoid the risk of legal proceedings and renew your TV Licence immediately
are they even allowed to shakedown you like that
throw it OUT i said as in OUT of the house
They sure as shit will fine you in the south.
>1000 kilogram fine
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time to blow up your tv, user
are you even allowed outside you fucking cuck
I hope your muslim ass fries
I bet that go through your garbage (rubbush bin) and bring it to your door and fine you.
Kijk- en luistergeld
>1984
lmao this cant be real
OY M8 FACK OFF WE NEED MONEY TO HELO FUND OUR LGBTBBQLSAI ANTI BRITISH RACEMIXING PRO KEKOLD ANTI MALE PRO CASTRATION PROPAGANDA DONT MAKE ME ARREST YOU FOR DEFENDING YOURSELF
eurocucks need to get gassed
Are they gonna force feed him or something?
Freedom in bongland is scary
>Paying a TV licence to see 99% lefty biased content, when like 50% of the people paying for the licence are not lefties
Throw your TV out the window. They can't fine you if you don't have a telly.
Literally in america you could just shoot him if he tried to enter your house no matter what paper he is waving in your face
do you think refugees have to pay for a TV license too?
These people seem to operate the same way that the piracy hounds over here do, except with a sliver of actual power.
Lies and deceipt to get people to do what they want.
praise KEK and pay debt to your (((BBC))) .
>We 1984 now
Glad I dont live in a britbong country
Nope. The refugees only count as citizens when it's time to vote
wow you guys suck I'm so glad USA is out bff now
do you watch tv?
yes, pay it
no, tell them to fuck off
Just tell them he TV isn't connected to an aerial, you only use it to play consoles. They have no right to enter, they just send you a letter because you don't have a licence at that address.
Even if you're trolling hopefully this redpill will help another poor student.
>TV license
It looks like they want you to pay a penalty of 1,000 Litecoin. Pay it, faggot.
Why would he be upset that hes being recorded unless he knows he is doing something wrong?
Bury the tv in the back yard. Let on you know nothing. Play the "im a stupid fucker" game.
Who the fuck needs a TV signal in 2017? My work around it here in Norway is to only buy second hand TVs. But you can also get someone to take out the little thing inside the TV that takes in the signal and you can say you only own a monitor and not a television. I've had the people at my door, but never got a bill from NRK
The BBC are a private company, If they send their goons round don't let them in and refuse to answer their questions; they have as much power as any private citizen.
Get the TV out of the house
If you have a tv license so you still have to pay for other cable channels?
Wait you pay for TV license??? WTF is dat?
Put your TV in the closet or attic. Say you didn't want that shit, and plaster your living room with all your books in the house. Think bitch.
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wew lads, let's not forget OP is in serious trouble. any real suggestions aside from throwing his tv out the window? (which wont work, they have tv investigators to find out it was his on the ground)
RIP OP, godspeed just throw the tv at them
This. Tell them to fuck off and if they refuse you can legally beat them up.
well, there is that possibility. fuck the TV police
>Bin that tv
that's not how it works. They got radars that scan the houses and can see who has a TV license or not
TV LICENSE? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>any real suggestions aside from throwing his tv out the window?
Yeah we meme the fucking BBC out of existence. There's a fuckton of pedo shit still to be uncovered and a few pulls here and there will make the whole thing unravel.
Pic related
>needing a fucking license to watch television
Why should the UK be allowed to continue existing?
MATE, EAT THE TV
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Good god, the UK needs another American Revolution really soon. How did you let yourselves become so cucked by your own government? Many such cases!
rolling please kek make my buddy have a horrible nigths sleep thank you bless kek
Convert to islam, I hear in GB muslims don't have to obey law.
How the puck is this a worthwhile government enforcement agency? Why not raise sales taxes by .5% and stop paying batches to be the TV Gestapo police?!?! Shit'll save you money on radar and footman.
ALRIGHT!
Do not let the fuckkers in. When the bastards come back you should have the TV buried under the ground or disposed of.
just remember that the money you pay in taxes goes toward hiding celebrity pedophiles
>electronic detection equipment to obtain proof that you are using your TV
kek who believes such BS
>HAVING TO PAY $760 TAX FOR SHIT QUALITY BRITBONG TV
AND THEY SAY AMERICA IS A SHIT COUNTRY HAHAHAHA
Thats 100% total bullshit
Tv antennas dont upload data signal, they only receive signal, theres no way for them to tell you are receiving a signal outside your house
They don't know about freedom over there.
Boston tea party and all
Pay it up bong, how else the imam is gonna afford that big house for his 5 wives and 28 kids
BEDROOM TAX
YOU GET TAXED OVER IN ENGLAND FOR HAVING A SPARE FICKINH BEDROOOOOOOOOOM!
Ok dis is just a suggestion...
First: Dont freak out... freaking out would only worsen the situation.
Second: Calmly explain why you didnt pay for your "TV license"
Third: Cancel your "Subsription for your 'TV licence'" and work out some good income to pay for your TV license last month...
Fourth: Make sure you can work things out w/ the police, if however they came knocking on your door...
Fifth: Stay calm and Be creative. Work yourself out of the problem. YOU CAN DO IT NEWB *thumbsup
Your situation is hurting my burger brain. This would be a very good time to give up TV. 10 years ago would have also been a good time to do that.
It sounds like BS, but to be fair they were saying the same almost 100 years ago.
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>yfw brits have been getting cucked by the BBC for this long
You will never taste freedom you little cuck.
Get culturally enriched.
Bullshit what the fuck that cant be true
........But they took your guns.........
Call them up and demand that they immediately visit your property to confirm that you no longer use the TV and that it's been collecting dust in your garage or whatever. After you hang up unplug the TV, vacuum your house and then dump the dust bin contents on your tv. When they come around tell them you consider the matter settled and that you wish them the best in gaining meaningful employment that doesn't violate the privacy of their fellow citizens as a debt collector for what was literally free to air TV before the laws were changed.
1. that's exactly how it works.
2. pic related is a meme. Why do you think spies still receive messages from numbers stations?
The only way they could catch you is if you use the iplayer, they see you watching it through a window, or you let them in. If you're worried about it and actually watch tv pay for the fucking license.
Yep same shit here, if you remove the tuner its not considered a receiver device and they can't do shit.
I haven't watched TV for 4 years, only thing I have is a display to stream shit.
But they are working on getting the fee for each household regardless if you have a TV/radio.
They already did this in germoney, they have to pay TV fees regardless if they own a TV or not, owning/renting a house/flat is enough.
Don't doubt it man. They aren't allowed to buy forks without being over 18.
>Bullshit what the fuck that cant be true
Never underestimate a conservative governments ability to fuck things up
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Well thats what i heard. I heard it on the TV and my parents said that, but only in Britain, not N.Ireland.
Lol wtf just don't let them in your house if they come
wat
it's amazing how orwellian britain is..
please do something you bong lords
We never had a 2nd amendment or a massive gun culture. Can still get firearms just needs to be for sport or agriculture (pretty hard to get semis though)
no, there is. they can pick up the display signal coming from the tuner going to the display inside your TV. at least in theory.
the TV license shit isn't legally enforceable. just tell them to get fucked and come back with a warrant.
And the EU wants America to catch up with the rest of the world....
Fucking cucked Nations. Does nobody fight for their rights?
TV Licensing is full of trannies, like the creeps on TV.
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I know, but seriously nice country bongs.
No, they really don't. If you live in a house rather than a flat, just hang up a sign on your front gate saying "NO IMPLIED RIGHT OF ENTRY" and you're golden.
Its just scare tactics, they only method they can determine if you watch/listen to TV/radio is if they observer you through a window and even than they can't do shit as they have no rights. All they can do is write you a mean letter and demand you to pay.
This only worked because people where law abiding and where scared about braking law.
I just believe by default now that these are true. I've been proven wrong way too many times by doubting the legitimacy of the things I read on here. UK has the stupidest fucking laws, don't doubt this one either.