How would you fix this retard?

How would you fix this retard?

insert penis

With my dick.

Really, her main problems are a fear of rejection, separation anxiety, and an over-willingness to reject reality. If you were to try to attack her problems with the Eriksonian model, then her major malfunctions are malignant resolutions to her first and fourth stages, i.e. the Trust vs Mistrust stage and the Industry vs. Inferiority stage.

TLDR: Make her trust my penis as she industriously rides me

Apply db to the V

Can't beat the cock

What do you mean?

There's no fixing perfection

even if its small as a pill, it isn't a cure.

This.
Why would you fix her? She is perfect as she is! Besides she'll grow up with the pass of time, it's just a stage.

What's her fucking problem? Her parents are aware of her retardation but just don't give a shit.

straighten hair, cure of retardation

I can't even be mad, that was a good one.

BTFO

Give her a game that isn't a P2W MMO.

glad to see that people still have humor and not get offended right away.

You can't fix braindamage

Turn the show from ecchi to yuri

Rewrite the whole fucking story so she can be bearable.

This show is more wish fulfillment than fucking SAO. Impressive.

>having to take care of a dangerous retard
>wish fulfillment

>fixing a retard
You can't.

Ako has done nothing wrong!

... do i really have to type it again

I need to fuck Nanako.

Death is the only way to fix her.

Enjo Kosai

Damn, nice.

too late to fix

try really hard to ignore her while I'm watching the show.

swine and the wallet warrior are way more likable characters

Nothing wrong with wish fulfillment

How would you fix her without access to a penis?

roasted

KISSU

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l-lewd!

raw fuck hard cum

user, this is a worksafe board

nothing to fix

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>change her design slightly
>blonde hair, purple eyes
>teach her to comb her hair
>tone down the NEET
>maybe a little icecream fetish
>make her into an imouto character
Perfection.

I am inclined to agree with calling it wish fulfillment if only because any person who has been caught in a relationship with someone so dependent can watch this and enjoy it nostalgically. This show is like looking back at the most light-hearted incidents involving the parasite with whom you were once involved without the baggage of the actual gravity of her behaviors and with a canonical devotion to the protagonist (by proxy you) that you may have once believed in. It's codependency porn with seldom a moment that makes the viewer stare into the void such relationships lead to.

>all that shit taste
sudoku yourself user

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>I GUESS I GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS

Ako is fine the way she is now.

BTFO

With dick, lots of dick.

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Let's see...
> cute
> aspires to be a good waifu
> would prefer stay at home model
> socially awkward, will detect stranger even when on a stolen trusted account
> therefore won't cuck you
> has cooking skills
> likes online gaming, like most of us
What in the hell do you want to fix?

Of course I'd prefer a wife who wouldn't say no to double-income life if needed (and for most of us, it is needed), but Ako is a great wife material as she is.

Dick

THIS IS A SAFE BOARD YOU GODDAM FUCK

So has the NTR happened yet?

Yes. MC got cucked

I don't get it.

Did I ever tell you about the birds n' the bees my son?

Marry her

EY YOO

This user gets it. If you're on Sup Forums this is about the best case waifu you could hope for.

>How would you marry this retard?

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Pressing the confirmation box in the on-screen prompt.

>HER FACE WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER

>When Rusian is going down on that pussy while Ako is doing her homework

>WHEN THE NEET GAEMU BOD TOO FIT

SMASH DAT LYK NIGGA

Nigga what?

I want to bully Tenryuu with my dick!

You can't fix worst girl.

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take away her ugly fucking lips

SMASH IT NYUKKA

>Ako's first experience with ERP

Needs to lose some weight

This, a few tweaks and you're good. Ako is not even that bad a case outside stupid comedy, if anything, she's winning over everyone else right now.

HIGH TEST

Fat

I want to squeeze my soft wife!

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kill yourself

Turn her into pig

>seasonal waifu
What have we here sir? Oh an heretic user, I see.

>seasonal
she's here to stay

Blond twintails
Petite
Bit of tsun
Change her name to swine or something like that.

It was a parody, friend.

Is schwarz-whatever worth watching for this smug blonde semon demon?

A little education goes a long way.
I'd teach her the pleasure of being cummed inside.

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Should I watch this dubbed or subbed?

give her the D

Just gag her so you don't have to hear her stupid bullshit. There, I fixed her.

Then fuck her.

So why did she turn the MCdown?

Why ask a question that was straight up answered in the series?

Ijust can't understand what's going through Rusian's mind. If I were him, I would fuck her brains out.

He's a teenager that has
A. never had sex
B. not had a proper sexual education
C. doesn't understand fully the implications or consequences of sex, but is vaguely aware that there are implications and consequences present.

The worst thing imaginable would be sinking your dick into some soft, fat retard, only to discover a week later that all of society is coming down on you to financially support her for the rest of your miserable life because of things you don't understand.

Baiting stupid teenagers into sex is how retards secure livelihood and propagate offspring. I'm sure Ako's mother would love nothing more than for some ignorant kid from a well-to-do family to plunge himself into her daughter so she could cry on the evening news and push off all the responsibility of caring for and paying for a nonfunctional recluse onto someone else.

Creampies three times a day until pregnant, after which cuddling and boobjobs daily to keep her warm.

But they can use condoms.
Are condoms hard to get in Japan?

>Aco

Fir someone his age, yes. People probably wouldn't even sell them to him.

So what's hidden in that? I'm not used to these newfangled encryption methods.