Monster Musume Thread

Monster Girls are best

>Those empty voids instead of eyes on Tio

She's a spooky girl.

4U
U4

Newt is cute

Newt is lewd

I can't refute.

Bucket Suu
Will end you.

Remove Anasheya

Let me guess
Some sod comished another one

Its still early enough

Futa/fat/horsefags havent woken up yet.

No

Newt is indeed cute.
I want to touch Draco's cheek scales.

I'm always around.

Tio is cute!
>she will never spoon you in bed with her boobs pressing against your back

But she will not want user's flute.

I'd be willing to bet that if Draco got some male attention she'd love it

I am resolute.
I shall stay in pursuit of that cute newt

> getting male attention
By your logic she's already loving the orcs attention

You can choose to have any homestay, but no physical contact allowed or you go to jail.
Would you guys do it?

Not every lesbian is a LUG, user. Draco's one of the few MM who has interacted with Kurusu more than once without getting dewy-eyed or damp panty'd. It'll take a lot to convince me she's bi and you'll probably never get me to believe she's straight.

>the look she gives you when you tell her "I don't feel like being tied up tonight"

I pick a ghost girl.

What kind of ghost?

The kind that has no physical form, so we can do whatever we like together without fear of the law.

Your desires are moot; she'll give you the boot.
You should strive to befriend her, instead of rear end her.
For she resembles her sisters, who are looking for Misters.

Maybe she just doesn't like Kurusu. Every time she's around him something bad happens to her, so it's hardly a stretch to think that
And no matter what anyone says I'll always love Draco and want to protect her, and since she doesn't exist in this 3d prison, It'll all be okay in the end

>Draco has a sister who looks just like her, but is a gyaru
I could dig it

Look's like the tip of Draco's tail is an erogenous zone just like Miia's.

>implying Tara has time for any of that rope bullshit
She'll just overpower you, pin you to the ground and take whatever she wants.
Go ahead and struggle if you want, little man. That will only increase her fury and arousal.

Gyaru a best

Pure petite gyarus are a fucking miracle, and I've noticed a decent uptick of them recently
This is the dawn of a new day

I liked that image until you pointed that out

KILL ALL THE ORCS

Then she'll pounce you and drag you into her pillow fort.

Man, I remember making those as a kid
Good times

/jp/'s monster girl general is weird

Like this?

Don't worry, I fixed it.

Now she looked like a blind ogre

Let's all take a moment to imagine Miia in this.

>Getting spooned by all that softness

yes

How would Miia fit in a car?

So what kind of monster is Ms. Smith?

maybe a large van?

Semen demon

Look what you made me do
:(

One of the drawfags should make a gyaru Draco picture
It should would be nice of them

>tail stored in the back of the van
>lays her torso over the front seat and steers
>Papi hides underneath her and pushes the pedals
>Suu beeps the horn because she likes the sound

What happens if Tio becomes blind?

>ywn go on a pilgrimage with Cerea to the Holy land

We need a "I need a hug" version of this

Does Tio smell like brown sugar or cinnamon?

Both

She's a blind ogre :^(

Yes

she's an abomination and not christian either


not to mention she'll probably die in the first heat wave

Neither. She smells like caramel.

You get to apply to be her seeing eye human.

>abomination
Half horse half woman? Hell no.

>not Christian

Proofs?

Wow fuck off with that bullshit.

nth for Lilith, Queen of the Andals and of the First Men

horsefags on suicide watch, top kek

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>Horsefag asking an user to stop their bullshit

Oh the ironing.

So you're just a shitposting snake or spiderfag? Thanks for wasting my time.

horsefag please


at best, the horse is made for big black steppenigger cocks, as they raid deep into europe

First of all, you're implying you don't shitpost here all the time.

>astrological symbol for Cancer

I don't get it.

I don't tink your time is all that valuable sempai

imagine if you were a human and you got sucked in to a pipe like that

Why is Lilith drinking ZUN?

>being this obvious

Only nigger anons can please horsepussy

Lilith killed Touhou

I'm not even half kidding

There's a reason why the horse was domesticated in central asia (today's Kazakhstan) first

Daily reminder that centaurs were made for superior nomad cocks

*steppeniggers

Everyone knows that Monoeye is the best!

>There's a reason why the horse was domesticated in central asia (today's Kazakhstan) first
Central Asian women age rapidly and badly, while horses stay firm and perky for most of their lives?

Fig. 1: Japanese burb cooking noodles

I'd like a naked lab coat Manako and sling bikini Hitomi to go, please.

This says otherwise

>while horses stay firm and perky for most of their lives?

if only horses had human boobs right sempai?

For you

You are mistaken. Centaurs are best. Monoeye is okay at best.

I want to prank Tio by telling her that the only way I can get it up is by reenacting the plane scene before fucking

Japanese snake poaching eggs.

>A literal horse.

I will never get why you keep forcing this meme.

...

no

Now we need someone to draw Tio wearing a bane mask

Goddammit, you don't poach eggs in fire! You poach them in vinegar-diluted water!
Fuck what is it with you anons not understanding the finer points of culinary art?

Yes. Centaurs master race.

Careful with that statement user. You dont want to trigger the horsefags

I want to marry this snake.

It wasnt me it was Miaa

That is a pan full of water.
Japanese spider seasoning to taste.

I swear I have to teach this woman how to cook properly.
You don't use fish bones to make broth for a stew. And you certainly don't use a fucking rolling pin as a cooking ingredient in a wok!

>Twig legs
NYET.
Someone please feed that poor girl.

what ya think user?

When Crabman's Crab men compatriots rise up from their undersea shell fortresses and overrun humanity the animators at DMM will be the first up against the wall.