This is your date tonight

This is your date tonight

great

That's a married woman. I'm not cuckolding a bro.

This. If she were single i'd hand her my virginity on a silver platter.

Perfect.

I want to shave off her armpit hair and eat it with butter.

This.

Her breasts are too large

Why are anime moms so wonderful?

Why should you care about her relationship when she doesn't?

>Hairy armpits.
Disgusting.

That shit isn't cute.

Because they're perfect for NTR.

Yes, best girl in any series

Lelouch with the shit taste again, how surprising.

>**Ring*ring**

Sorry babe that was . . . . work. Looks like I gotta go work some overtime. I would offer to reschedule but you're so old I doubt you'll make it to tomorrow. Dont call me or make eye contact in public. You'll only embarrass yourself


> dating anyone over 12

i tought i could see a lot of cackes pics in this thread, but is filled with fagots c'mon, the lolithread its right here fags javascript:quote('142578942');

Not even the best girl in he rshow

welp at least i tried

>heart pupils absent dicking

You have to earn that shit, man.

I must be loyal to my waifu
This. Degenerates out

What would you do with them, so they don't eat you?

This is your mom for tonight.

Eat them.

that's what a true man is

sauce?

This guy gets it. If she's willing to cheat it's as if she's already cheated, so you may give in as well.

It's not supposed to be cute, it's supposed to be hot.

>Liking old hags

>not liking old hags

>date
She just wants sex. And I'd give it to her.

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This gyaru mom is your date tonight

This is your mom tonight

That is clearly a cat.

What is the Gyaru part?

Her daughters.

...

because i'm a decent human being

Have you hugged your mom today?

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No. I don't do physical interactions with people.

You are missing out.