I'm living with a native German for 6 months because of an internship.
He arrived three days ago, and today I proposed him to cook the dish in pic related. He answered "Oh, I'm sorry but I am a muslim and I cannot eat pork"
But he is very white, blue eyed and black hairs. He even comes from Cologne.
How could I redpill him ?
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Who the fuck wants to eat processed pork in processed cabbage?
.....me. nomnomnom
>Who the fuck wants to eat processed pork in processed cabbage?
Germans.
>How could I redpill him ?
Sack Constantinople
Who the fuck wants to eat sterilized meat in sterilized bread with GMO tomatoes ?
>But he is very white, blue eyed and black hairs.
Is he cute? :^)
He is probably more red pilled than you are so
That pic looks great.
Feels bad that all that nice pork meat will soon cease to exist in Germany.
Should have said "Really? You don't look muslim at all" and kept the conversation going to know if he was always one or had a change of heart
And then redpill him
Figure out if he's larping, or if he's actually converted.
Ask about his faith, and then you can think about redpilling him.
call him a faggot
Kinda yes, 6.5/10, but this is gay.
Since this is real life and not Sup Forums, maybe you should just try to not be a cunt.
But Germany has other GOAT foods, like einsbein and that blood sausage I don't know the name
Honestly? Kill him.
Whites who convert to a religion that enslaved and raped our ancestors are race traitor scum that should be hanged from bridges.
>Kinda yes, 6.5/10
That's not really cute, that's slightly above average :(
Cologne; 17.2 per cent of Cologne's population was non-German. The largest group, comprising 6.3 per cent of the total population, was Turkish.
It's god damn delicious. And the bacteria in kraut assists in digestion especially in the digestion of large quantities of meat. It's why the Germans have managed to maintain such an "unhealthy" diet for so long.
Kill him.
>How could I redpill him ?
Muslims are among the most redpilled people on this earth.
Brezenknödel with dark beer gravy is amazing, too bad it's getting increasingly hard to find even in Bavarian restaurants.
He is a little bit chubby, if he had a nice haircut and lose like 8 kg he would improve.
But I'm a man and can not really judge how much a man is beautiful.
>He is a little bit chubby
Yeah, dealbreaker right there, honorary Americans are never cute
That looks good.
>European caliphate problems
...
Stop bullshitting and cook him some Ghana smega dish you guys are so well known of
You know what to do, user.
Why don't you just stop eating pork? You know it is the meat that tastes closest to how humans taste, right? If you love eating pork you're a borderline cannibal.
At least he can eat beef, I will cook a Boeuf Bourguignon.
Spotted the muslim.
>processed cabbage
Lol what? It's just shredded and pickled cabbage.
Sneak some pork into his food.
Then after he eats it ask him if it tasted good enough to go to hell for.
I know you're falseflagging here but pork is by far the best tasting meat out there. There's *nothing* better than a dish with pork and sauerkraut served with a litre of cold beer eating it in some sort eating hall with hundreds of other like-minded people unwinding after a day of hard work.
>sorry but I am a muslim
was actually telling you hes a coward bimbo, no amount of redpill will cure that. threaten him and he will move on.
bullshit story, french hate germans, and would never eat fucking saurkraut and bratwurst.
Estonia bro is right
>einsbein
m8, Marc George is a muslim and he's based af
Kalbasa and sour kraut is fucking God Tier. Especially with green beans, potatoes and smothered in fucking butter.
You ought to leave your country more often burger, you're a living relic
It's easy just act like Hannibal from the TV show
1. replace the cooking oil with pig fat
2. Cook for him
3. suck his dick
4. trick him to think that you're a faggot
Tell him Muhammad was a pedophile who had sex with a 9 year old, that he was demon possessed because he once told his followers to worship three gods, and show him verses in the Quran that allow a man to own sex slaves.
>ruining the taste of meat by drowning it in sour, vile, rotting cabbage
I dont think forcing him to eat pork is going to be the way to break down his mental fortifications.
We need to close the borders and be cool to the ones that are already here if we are gonna make a dent in the multicult. No one ever switched sides because someone was an asshole to them.
>black hair
>white
Don't bloody think so, Jaques. He's probably just a pale Turk
he's probably mudshit retard from balkans
oh yeah and
>black hair
>white
pick one mohammed
>processed cabbage
How the fuck is the cabbage processed you goddamn retard, I bet the average amerifat has no idea what the fuck is actually in their food
if he was born in germany YOU are the foreigner here so fit in or leave.
also let him cook maybe you will like his food.
and don't be a fuckin faggot if he is a good guy.
Friendly reminder that Americans aren't people.
Yeah, but I think Mohammed Öztürk is a native German name. Look at all the umlauts!
Choucroute is Alsacian therefor French :^)
>black hair
>not white
Yeah I sometimes forget Hitler was a turk
Don't talk about my big brother that way you slimey jew-puppet.
(sorry)
If you like Einsbein then you should try Zweibein also. I bet you will love it!
I do. Are you mad because it's not deep-fried?
Yeah sometimes I forget about the color photos from the Reich.
>Cologne.
>Gernan
NO
Cologne is literaly the gay capital of Germany. Only faggots and retards come from there. They even drink piss and call it beer.
Pic related is why you defend them.
kill yourself
>Cologne is literaly the gay capital of Germany.
So?
>How the fuck is the cabbage processed
All food goes through a process before it lands on your plate Sven.
Homos ins Gas.
Kill yourself, faggot.
Your vaginas have no power here, ladies.
>so long as no penetration is involved
It's not all bad, but it's something that'll have to be dealt with after we fix our immigration policies and purge the ongoing degeneracy.
Basically
>Canada 2.0
>prepare the food like a fucking normal human
>"processed"
>eat gmo slime with some spit in it
>"all natural American made meal"
GG
Cook bacon everyday until he moves out
Plus it's somewhat the Muslim capital of Germany.
>Canada 2.0
Let's check out Canada 1.0.
>cologne
I am sorry, he is not just a sandnigger but also a faggot.
Treat him like a child, he's German after all.
>no I can't have pork I'm m*slim
>>that's what's for dinner faggot
I want to change my answer.
We're at 1.3 now.
Honestly my country lacks nationality/a stable national identity, so I'm not entirely sure if you're trying to make a statement of it or not.
I'm not. As a gay lefty Bavaryan, I really like Canada.
Also, I am getting my dick sucked in
EXACTLY
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87 minutes by a smooth, slim, slightly defined twink.
stfu poor croatian faggot.
how about make it yourself you lazy fucking nigger
I grew up eating like that you fucking prick
He's s Turk
Sounds hot. Make sure to have good communication so you both can have a good time and always practice safe sex.
Also if he sucks good dick tell him. Sucking dick is difficult to do well.
>How could I redpill him ?
Feed him die Schweinewurst!
I will, little Canabro
>Help my German roomate is muslim.
hehehehehehehee
This
I am sure that can't be true. I read a lot of German newspaper and they all tell me the Islamization is a myth.
Daily reminder pork is literal shit , pigs eat shit and bath in their own shit, pigs don't digest their food like other animals that have a digestive tract, they literally have shit flowing through veins.
You're all fucking degenerate cretins, also islam is a red pill you fucking shit eating clowns.
Most of what you see in that photo is close to homemade. Even the jarred sauerkraut I get by the Polish deli near me only contains ingredients that the average layman can pronounce.
My dick goes through a process before it enters your mom's pussy
Whats wrong with cannibalism?
Apologize for your cultural insensitivity and ask if he wants a taste of 9 year old sex slave instead.
>saeurkraut
>processed cabbage
How?
See
Fucking faggot
Yeah okay Mohammud
Whatever you say
See everyone, burger education of Mudslimes.
>very white
>black hair
Pick one swarthy Celtshit.
Do your research , fucking degenerate. There is 0 nutritional value. Keep feeding yourself garbage
>things that never happened
If you're not larping, and he's not larping...then become friends with him first and develop some mutual respect before you start trying to redpill him. If he trusts you as a friend, then you can talk to him more candidly about some of your beliefs.
Redpill him with women. It's the best and easiest way.
>counting northern Irish as Irish.
No.