Give me redpilled names for my elementary school

The elementary I graduated from years ago is doing a silent auction and it includes naming various parts of the school.
>Lunchroom
>Gym
>Hallways
>Playground
Give me a vaguely political/redpilled name to use and I'll make a bid for the best one. It can't be anything inappropriate so it needs to be something clever.

Vicky Weaver Memorial Chow House.

just name them all after donald j trump, that's safe but will still rile people up

>The Hall of Dead Niggers

May I mention it is a Catholic school.

the Heather Heyer Memorial Trough

Ol' Tommy Jefferson's Diner

>All lunch ladies are niggers
>All the food is brought from Texan Farms

Beautiful

Rudolf Hess Hall

Nixon Memorial

>Robert Lee
>D.J.Trump
>Famine Circle
(communist joke)
>Karl Hanke
(tell them it's an inventor)

Get creative.

Remove kebab lunchroom

>Nate Higgers Hall of Forever Congregation

>the Heather Heyer Memorial Trough

The Heather Heyer Memorial Communal Trough

Donner Party Lunchroom

This

Poole's Gymnasium

arbeit macht frei lunch hall of tolerance

Goering Memorial Playground.

>Lunchroom
Chuggins McFattits' Cellulite Adventure
>Gym
Boon Habitat
>Hallways
Designated Pooping Hall
>Playground
Three Kids Died Here

Pope Pius XII Memorial Corridor

>gym
L.H oswalds shoot zone

The Rand halls

Martin Luther Was Right Hallway

I kinda like the thinking behind that.

Tyrone
Jamal
Muhammad
Goldberg
Shekelstein

Can you also name the restrooms? Specifically the female ones?

i like this

Father O'Malley's Fun Zone for Young Boys

Fortunately no.

Pope Urban II or Baldwin IV

I don't care what it is. You should go with Pope Sixtus IV. The obvious reason why is because he commissioned the Sistine Chapel. The actual reason is because he authorised the Spanish Inquisition, which in turn led to the Alhambra Decree.
Fun fact: the Alhambra Decree was signed on my birthday in 1492

Padre Pio Gym