>mfw i'm soon going to be asked for proof of age and an acid license while buying bleach
Benjamin Diaz
>tfw you were just about to make a T.S Edition thread
Camden Campbell
Rear ended a car carrying a baby on my way back from work tonight because I was looking at my phone when driving. It went as you could imagine for a small crash, nobody was injured but my car is going need a lot of work done to it. The father of the family in the car I hit was absolutely fuming, he came out shouting and threatening me, I didn't even wind down my windows until the police arrived. I feel terrible but can't help but feel like I'd feel less bad if he didn't act like such a cunt.
Jackson Adams
one of my favourite posters desu
Luke Russell
Are you the same cunt who was larping as a cyclist who ran a 19 year old girl over? You do this every week.
Ryder James
Burger?
Brody Jones
>since 2015, it has shifted to a more centre-left position
Is wikipedia biased?
Joshua Baker
Thanks lad. My favourite Milton is Satan's rallying speech to his troops following their battle with heaven
What though the field be lost? All is not lost-the unconquerable will. And study of revenge, immoral hate, And courage never to submit or yield. And what is else not to be overcome?
Hard to read Paradise Lost and not have sympathy for the devil...
>mfw wife pisser, cyclist guy, 60yr old prossie fucker, and this user are all the same person
Gavin Stewart
Are you Litlad? 'Watch Endgame' one?
Connor Gonzalez
Wikipedia is as biased as its contributors and editors.
Goodnight, God bless.
Leo Hill
You have to admit he puts the effort in.
Ryan Mitchell
There are a great many bitter weeds in England.
Jacob Allen
>weeds You got me worried for a second there.
Jayden Wright
Not second coming?
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
>tfw no bethlehem slouching rough beast
Blake Price
so are terrorists now trying to blow up motorways or what?
Jose Roberts
No
Caleb Reyes
I like it but I like The Tower more. Prefer Yeats being more romantic and writing about himself. Second Coming is a bit too Oswald Spengler for my romantic heart.
>Does the imagination dwell the most >Upon a woman won or woman lost?
Now shall I make my soul, Compelling it to study In a learned school Till the wreck of body, Slow decay of blood, Testy delirium Or dull decrepitude, Or what worse evil come – The death of friends, or death Of every brilliant eye That made a catch in the breath – Seem but the clouds of the sky When the horizon fades; Or a bird's sleepy cry Among the deepening shades.
Robert Hernandez
>first day in halls >nobody even says hello >sitting on my own
please help britpol, what do I do tomorrow
Ayden King
Sorry mate don't do /lit/. Don't know what you mean by the other bit...
Mason Smith
>209 wpm with 91% comprehension. What's your lads? >readingsoft.com/
Justin Hall
My dog is German My coffee is Colombian My IT is Indian My car is English My food is Italian My TV is Japanese My diamonds are South African My licorice is Australian My computer is Chinese My wine is French And I am an American.
Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?
4 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades
Isaac Reed
I take it you did english?
Dominic Thompson
Don't worry. There's an user who goes on here and I talked about that Milton speech with him and he calls me 'Litlad'.
Christopher Morris
Le 47% face
Joshua Williams
>Le Brit face
Christian Gomez
My grandfather's division!
Adrian Johnson
My cat is English My coffee is English My IT is English My car is English My food is English My TV is English My diamonds are English My licorice is English My computer is English My wine is English And I am English.
Why must we divide ourselves on race when we can simple all be the same race?
Aiden Cook
HELP
Camden Hernandez
Go up to people and say "Hi, what are you studying" or something.
Matthew Cook
>Le Brit face
Evan Fisher
Starting Monday. Doubt we will be looking at The Tower though. From what I've seen from 'Welcome Week' no one on my course knows who Eliot, Joyce or even Yeats are.
>After the event he wept >He promised a new start >I made no comment >What I should I resent?
Jeremiah Green
>tfw LARPING as a German cuck on Tumblr
Brandon Jones
Go say hello to someone. Put on a fake accent to lure them in.
Justin Bell
...
Ian Nelson
Join a martial arts club (or shooting/archery if you have), and the ballroom dancing soc - full of shy birds you get close to
Sebastian Flores
I had my door open for hours earlier and literally nobody said hi. Wtf is wrong with me, it's not like im deformed
Gavin Walker
I agree. A multicultural Angloshphere is stronger than the rest of Europe.
Ryan Wright
Where did you learn of Eliot?
Gabriel Sullivan
>having a kraut dog
Shameferu
Nicholas Gomez
LOL don't even start thinking about negative things like that. You are fine, just takes a little effort
Angel Green
>I had my door open for hours earlier and literally nobody said hi. Because you need to approach them. If you're isolating yourself why the hell would they want to talk to you? That puts out a shit vibe. Just go say hello. Tell them you're sorry for being quiet yesterday but it's because you were struggling to hold in a diarrhea.
The mighty brown Englishman shall rise!
Logan Adams
So what do I do, just keep my door open for hours again or what
Grayson Sullivan
>you will never EVER experience 29p hamburgers because you can't even grow your own beef and grain >why even live
Andrew Clark
POTATOES OTATOES TATOES ATOES TOES OES ES S
Pertatoes
I can do Turnip too
Caleb Bailey
>wanting to eat meat that costs so little That's the kind of behaviour you burn in hell for.
Ian Sanchez
>readingsoft.com/ 393wpm with 91% comprehension If I were to read another text by the same author it would be faster as I'd know I could skim a fair amount
Aiden Flores
Lucky enough to have a teacher during A level who happened to hand out a copy of 'The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock' to his uninterested class. No one else thought anything of it but once I read 'In the room the women come and go/ Talking of Michelangelo' I finally heard the mermaids sing to me.
John Jones
No, that is the same as opening the front door to your house and expecting to make friends. Just walk around, go to the shop, somewhere, pass people and say "hi, what are you studying", then reply "oh cool, I'm doing X". Drink some alcohol if you have to
Parker Collins
>you will never have a kraut doggo
Sebastian Cooper
so ulster scotts once did something besides suck royal dick?wowee the more you know
Aaron Price
That's fast, bloody heckers.
Jace Wright
hmm, I'll just make lunch tomorrow and hope someone's there I can't do that shit i'm not some alpha chad
Josiah Rogers
Actually fucking approach people. Jesus Christ.
How the fuck do you think you're going to be able to secure the existence of your people and a future for white children if you're incapable of approaching people?
Easton Barnes
>liking an irish nationalist
Alexander Ortiz
McDonald's uses 100% British beef desu lad
Mason Lewis
Military plane keeps circling my area loud as fuck, any RAFags know what this is or is gchq finally coming for me
Easton Walker
>limited to ten per customer >per visit AMERICA
Bentley Collins
Was a decent test, never done a reading one. It's fast I guess but it still only said 'good' for speed which is a bit disappointing
Daniel Kelly
I hope you enjoy studying the lyrical beauty of Benjamin Zephaniah
Christopher Adams
bad post
Jack Howard
>not understanding the geopolitical significance of America's shipping lanes in order to provide cheap and subsidised food to the populace so we don't have to go through WWII-tier Britishrationing every day of our lives.
Andrew Morales
Twice as fast as me, consider me jelly.
Oliver Johnson
The "I have Autism" Starter pack
Samuel Hill
Better than what Ireland have now. W.B wouldn't have put up the E.U bollocks and the general degeneracy destroying the Emerald Isle. He was a proper nationalist as well. One of us but Irish. Plus I found out last month I'm apparently 25% Irish so I claim him, Joyce and Beckett as my people.
Matthew Wood
>romantic Got to admit I prefer the epic stuff: Keats, coleridge, mcauley, tennyson etc. The ones that make the hair on the back of your neck stand up, Ulysses, Hyperion, ROTAM...
Nathaniel Diaz
Passed out from the beer for two hours
Feel like shit tbqh
Hudson Morales
I bet >1PBTID The "I am a poorfag" starter pack
Wyatt Adams
not an argument
Joshua Butler
Don't even joke about it. I heard one girl say she hates 'wordy books' (what the fuck does that mean?) and another say she cant stand Shakehisbeard.
>O Lord thou pluckest me out >O Lord thou pluckest >burning
Gavin Rogers
Buy a crate of beer and leave it in sight...
Luke Jenkins
>buying a breadcake, some salad, the meat, the packaging, the preperation, the cooking and the advertising for 21 pence That meat is some pigshit disgusting meat.
Hudson Bennett
Go have a snooze lad, wake up bright and early then and listen to the birds chirp on a morning run.
Luis Gutierrez
>no other sizes of this image found
That your doggo and ride mate?
Carter Gonzalez
No it isnt.
It's a million times higher quality than EU sanctioned beef because US farmers don't use harsh chemicals and GMOs to raise our food.
Angel Stewart
celts are subhu-
Ethan Bennett
You literally wash your chickens with chlorine mate
Dylan Robinson
>be British >not understanding the honesty of Yank posting
Yes, it is, Nigel.
Cooper Taylor
I didn't do English at uni but I remember overhearing some lit students in the library:
>I've started reading, uhh, Alexandre Dumas >Oh, I know him, The Three Musketeers. >No, a different one. >He wrote another one?
Which area are you in m8? So we can check FlightRadar24, they have atc data for most air traffic.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>Got to admit I prefer the epic stuff: >The ones that make the hair on the back of your neck stand up Yeats' romantic stuff does both though. Read the Song of the Wandering Aengus, An Irish Airman Foresees His Death, The Tower, Politics, The Circus Animal's Desertion, The Mermaid. Also, if you like the epic stuff, read The Waste Land. Doesn't get more epic than the effigy of Western civilisation.
Sebastian Lewis
But that's not beef is it? That's chlorinated boiled toenails and ear.
Doggo is wonderful desu.
Leo Robinson
As others have said, just have a walk about and say hello to people. Ask them about their course, where they're from, that kind of shit. There's no trick to it. You don't need to be the center of attention or anything. Just be casual and polite.
Jace Morgan
ACTUAL CREDIBLE SOURCE RIGHT NIGGER NOW YOU FAGGOT FUCKED FOOD SHILL HOLY SHIT THIS A WHALE OF A LIE
MOTHER OF GOD YOU KIKE,WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!?!?!?!?!
Chase Lewis
> tube attack Did I miss something?
Jordan Wright
How the fuck do you approach random people and say hi. Maybe its my tism but I haven't got the balls for that.
Kevin Williams
not an argument
Bentley Anderson
What where when? You on about the acid thing or some new thing?
Adam Lee
>Dumas was a Frenchie And black. I don't have much hope for the people on my course. That's I post Eliot on here every night, hoping one of my 'far right' friends will talk about him with me.
Chase Turner
You can do it mate, you'll be alright. Everyone is nervous on their first days so you're not the odd one out. Everyone there had to say hello, you can do it just fine.
Kayden Rogers
Just outside Bath, nothing there but a Thomas Cook commerical flight, this one keeps circling me
>decided not to bother socialising with people during the first few weeks of uni >now in my 3rd year and only have a single friend at uni Don't end up like me. Go out and make friends if you're in halls
