Shingeki Kyogeki

CR out! Good work Bert.

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I just want Bert to find peace.

I made this for all you Armin haters.

He's screwed

Armins theme.
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What kind of death would be perfect for Bert?

Naked girl avalanche.

You too can get an abertion for about the same price as a trip to a beach-side resort.

Death by his obese, smelly, landwhale fangirls? Not bad.

Brought to near death multiple times but allowed to regenerate a little in between.

Dying peacefully in his sleep of old age

Drowned in love.

Suffocated in a mountain of shit.

Bleeding out from Eren violating his anus.

Floss your Berthole pls. Your "Berty" is stuck in there.

Irrelevant, boring,offscreen like his character.

Can we start calling him Flirtle Bertle now that we know he likes Annie?

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Death by slap. Reality slaps.

KEK

I like it.

Armin a Gary Stu shit.

Fuck, i just finished reading and i'm regretting being late. Where were you when Armin was kill?

Lunch break at work.

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘armin is kill’

‘YES’

Why didn't they use Armin's pants to make the walls?

Being chopped to pieces by the friend of the guy he roasted to death.

Because he's a trainee, and therefore a poorfag who can only afford one pair. Obviously they'd need at least three pairs for the three walls.

Crushed by his landwhale fan base.

ARMIN IS FUCKING DEAD! BWAHAHWAHAHASDHDSFGDS

Roasting some pork.

Mikasa is a VERY cute girl.

What a cunt

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Meh, i find this more fitting.

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LOL

>> On topic

This is the most beautiful death armin could ever had. This has struck me as much as Aeris killed by Sephiroth

what is wrong with these people

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KEK

So is Zeke gonna kill levi?

>Wants to see the ocean
>Gets burnt to death instead
Thanks Isayama

desu i'd cum in armin

Unlikely.

But why would anyone welcome annie as their commander? She should get executed for crimes against humanity

Who knows, im betting that that one recruit is gonna jump in and buy Levi a split second time in order to either stick the needle in himself or move in and at least wound Zeke.

>Water turns to steam when hot

What did Isayama mean by this?

What do you think goes on in the survey corps locker room?

Despite his fags being cancer and obnoxious, I felt bad for him and it was actually a good character development moment.

Grieving and severe depression.

Looked through Paradise Lost a little and found something about fire and water

>Into this wild Abyss,
The womb of Nature, and perhaps her grave,
Of neither Sea, nor Shore, nor Air, nor Fire,
But all these in their pregnant causes mixed
Confusedly, and which thus must ever fight,
Unless the Almighty Maker them ordain
His dark materials to create more worlds—
Into this wild Abyss the wary Fiend
Stood on the brink of Hell and looked a while,
Pondering his voyage; for no narrow frith
He had to cross.

Probably nothing haha

Erwin smacking wet towel at soldiers asses.

did status kun return?

Is Bert the biggest jobber in SnK?

I am an Arminfag but I think the irony is brilliant.

>Armin is the next Erwin they said
What now? Not only is the Scouting Legion effectively eradicated with a only handful of exceptions, but they also lost their best strategist, as well as the character most likely to succeed him. I know the Scouting Legion loves to continue on about the meaning sacrifice, but is their mission really successful if 99% of their army gets killed in a single mission? How can humanity recover from this? They lost their best fighting force on a single retrieval mission. If the Titans attack with other shifters, they're goners. The only way I see this going even worse than it is now, is if Levi or Mikasa died, too.

No, that's Reiner.

Zeke.

>Jean will get the serum
>eats bert
>eats eren
>eats reiner
>eats zeke
>becomes titan god and starts the third impact
>end

It's gonna be great

Reiner makes awkward jokes about everyone's dicks and slaps their asses.

The girls' one or the guys' one?

Hey, guys. Kept you waiting, huh?

>implying there is more than one locker room

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Fed to a new shifter

technically yes, since he's CT and all.

I'm afraid Zeke will take hours to heal.

Deus ex bullshit comes in to level the scales or something.

Indeed. Her comeuppance will come soon.

Zeke is too shit for that line.

Mikasa and Eren fucking in the showers while everyone changes

Back to hiding Dr.Zaius.

>if Levi or Mikasa died, too.
Mankasa is nowhere near Levi's level. She keeps dropping the ball and would have been killed if it wasn't for Levi or Jean, or titan-form Eren constantly saving her from her retardation. Next Levi my ass.

Killed by the surviving newbie

Yes

He only jobbed once and that's after he did most of the damage. But of course the "good guys" had to win.

Ymir not so secretly checking the other girls out.

It's obvious Jean was going to be the next Erwin. I remember long ago people having discussions about whether it was gonna be Jean or Armin. the anser was always Jean

Of course.

So far she has done nothing that another character can't do.

The plot armor is too much even for the characters in the manga. Bert must have been surprised when he successfully managed to roast Armin.

So will Bert. Reiner has to confront Mikasa.
Have thy officially lost?

Post Mikasa doing cute things.

Yes.

Well the villains have as much plot armor as the main characters, bert and reiner should have died like 3 times by now

When I said your delusions were welcome here I didn't actually expect you to make yourself at home so quickly, Mikasa.

Reiner constantly surviving is not much better. He is like a cockroach.

>Roachner

That's why Bert was confident he had nothing to worry about when the Scouts fought Reiner.

>shifters
>dying
The crystal and brain transfer were the only asspulls about them. The MCs have survived countless situations where they should have died easily. It gets really bad when even the characters themselves see the irony in this like

>The crystal and brain transfer were the only asspulls about them.
>only

I heard Eren was taking her in to be spayed.

Why do Historiafags get so easily jealous of Mikasa? Even going as far as to say she is no where near Levi's level? If anything she is 10x what Levi is. Kekkin @ the Historyfags butthurt

So when is Bert going to get his huge asspull? RA have already used theirs.

>the third impact

lol @ Jean as commander.

HEYGUYZ don't forget Hange is alive and shooting bullseys with no glasses on.

Well they survived more times than that but it didn't require an asspull.

Looks like they don't have to have a real funeral for Armin after all. Bert took care of crematorium. Based Bert now Eren can lay ashes at the ocean.

Where's the status chart?

This. If there were no asspulls for either side, the Warriors would have won long ago.

Reminder that Bert is the third strongest shingeki.

I hope soon, I want him to be redeemed ;_;
At least give him a backstory before he dies.