We are here

Hello Earthlings. I have been assigned to learn about your culture. Please tell me about this place and teach me your primitive wisdom.

Fuck of spacenigger
kek

Destroy the humans. You'll regret it if you don't.

What all of them? Even you?

But why do you call me celestial farm equipment?

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Stfu faggot they should think it would be a good idea to "enslave" us all

fuck off spacenigger, we are full

you can crash on the moon for a couple days but you have to go back

EVERYONE KNOWS ALIENS ARE A JEW PSY OP.

yesterday i baked bread. it was useful. first time i had done so. filled me with purpose. this is the recipe i used.

Ingredients
1 (.25 ounce) package active dry yeast
1.5 tablespoons white sugar
1.25 cups warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
1.5 tablespoons lard, softened
.5 tablespoon salt
3.25 cups bread flour

In a large bowl, dissolve yeast and sugar in warm water. Stir in lard, salt and one cup of the flour. Stir in the remaining flour, 1/2 cup at a time, beating well after each addition. When the dough has pulled together, turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and knead until smooth and elastic, about 8 minutes.
Lightly oil a large bowl, place the dough in the bowl and turn to coat with oil. Cover with a damp cloth and let rise in a warm place until doubled in volume, about 1 hour.
Deflate the dough and turn it out onto a lightly floured surface. Divide the dough into two equal pieces and form into loaves. Place the loaves into two lightly greased 9x5 inch loaf pans. Cover the loaves with a damp cloth and let rise until doubled in volume, about 40 minutes.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
Bake at 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) for about 30 minutes or until the top is golden brown and the bottom of the loaf sounds hollow when tapped.

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>What all of them? Even you?
I'm not human. But if you wish to destroy me along with them, that would be fine. Either way, destroy them.

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>you will never beat up an alien
Shoot me

Please kill us all this planet failed

Tell me about these "jews" please human.

Your cereal product was delicious and provided sustenance I hope.

I will treasure this. The galactic council will enjoy it.

Fthagn wibble phtag?

Fuck off your bluebeam bullshit won't work

how big are spacedicks?

This.

Fuck off spaceniggers
You can crash on the moon if you want

My mating appendage is three of your feet long.

I understand you have already had larger things in your anal passage.

In your language I would say "it seems we have a live one." What is this bluebeam?

Why are you do keen to see yourselves destroyed?

Fuck off, we are full

ayy lmao bantz

Heres the gestalt.

It's been known for a long time. How are you going to stop the Nazis?

Alien tits or GTFO

Checked, doing gods work user, google flat earth,
Ayyyys are a hoax u dumb faggots

>stop
The galaxy is not as you think it is human.

>the galaxy

implying that space isn't dense and the inner earth is unlocking the keys to the universe. Fuck off with your space meme.

The Jews aka Kikes are people who follow a specific faith. These individuals who follow the faith can typically trace their lineage back to a specific area on the Earth, and tend to refuse cultural assimilation. Most nations they enter have attempted to drive them out due to thievery, price gouging, and other sinful attitudes which degrade a society.

Oh and obviously hitler was a jew

>Taking in Space Paki refugees
>The absolute state of Britain

You believe your earth, which you have seen from space, as a sphere is flat?
You know other planets are spherical?

I am not paid enough for this.

We've already demolished your Whitehouse seventy four thousand times, and besides we are here to examine culture, why would we go to America?

Kylie Pregnant.

Get off the carb jew.
Prepare for war, all available flour should be utilized as hard tack for unfortunate times.

NO, NOT FLAT. Fuckng jews only subvert. You dodged my answer completely.

FUCKING HOLLOW!

Your time draws close. Face your demise.

We don't have those but I took the liberty of showing you my room.

...I'm actually going to do this.

I love space niggers. They can crash on the moon if they want. Besides, the earth is full.

425 may burn it.
Bake it at 375 instead.
Seriously, stop eating carbs if you're a fatass. 20 a day, 25 tops.

Nuke this larp faggot from orbit, its the only way to be sure.