Brit/pol/ -- Fuck, Marry, Kill edition

>Theresa May urges EU to retain trade terms for two years after Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41355642

>Ahmed Hassan charged with 'attempted murder' over tube bombing
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41363943

>Theresa May to warn tech firms over terror content
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41327816

>Parsons Green bombing: Two more arrested over Tube attack
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41332867

>Owen Goes Full Brent
order-order.com/2017/09/19/owen-goes-full-brent/

>May Agrees to £40BN Brexit Bill
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/may-agrees-40bn-bill-for-brexit-0bqgjksrg

>M3 Is Fucked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-41371699

>Year of terror: Timeline of ISIS attacks in Great Britain
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/403529-london-attack-tube-parsons

>Brexit fuels smuggling fears on the Irish border
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/brexit-fuels-smuggling-fears-on-the-irish-border-11041595

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Why the fuck am I up at this time on a Sunday morning?


Also daily reminder we must never accept multi racialism

Are you going to fuck off from the EU or what?

This site is satirical right?

Does anyone want to buy an incredible book on free market economics? Selling for just 2.99, need the money as I am seriously fucked financially right now, help a brother out and get your hands on a great book while you're at it! :-)

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>anime school girls
>Fuck/Marry/Kill
>anime posters aren't Nonces
You're disgusting.

I fucking hate animenonces so goddamn much.

fuck its early lads, someone get the weetabix

Start buying Razzle, support your local whores.

Anyone else go to the anti-Islam rally at Whitehall yesterday? Just happened to be passing and caught the last few speeches. I agreed with most sentiments but a few thoughts:

1. Regardless of the truth, repeatedly saying 'this is going to sound racist but it isn't...' is no way to engage normies walking past.

2. The public engagement was pretty bad. I understand no-one involved is a professional public speaker etc and good on them for doing it anyway, but it might be worth a few lessons.

3. The bloke at the end who started shouting about being Christian. I'm not convinced, can't we all band together in this?

Happy Sunday lads

>pornography

ohayou gozaimasu...

L->R, KMF

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what, exactly, did he mean to accomplish with this post?

Did anyone else here have grandparents/great grandparents die in ww2? How did your family cope with it?

Marry Karen

Ha get rekt Brexshitters.

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/723ku6/ukip_mk2_nigel_farage_plans_new_party_to_fight/dnfhwni/

You can't marry a child.

Well he's correct...

Yes. We all hate brown people here.

fuck off ahmed's culture is at least as good as ours

>implying anime is real

shut up

>>May Agrees to £40BN Brexit Bill
>keeps britain in eu until 2021
wow you people are fucked, huh?

Don't miss it!

We have been since 1914.

Pedo OP

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914006/Nigel-Farage-plans-new-Ukip-fight-Brexit.html

>Ukip Mk2! Nigel Farage plans new party to fight Brexit 'sell-out' if anti-Islam candidate wins leadership battle

>Anne Marie Waters is running to become Ukip's 4th leader within 12 months

>Ms Waters has infuriated Nigel Farage over her extreme anti-Islam opinions

>Nigel Farage and 19 other MEPs are planning to launch a new political party

>Ukip contributor Aaron Banks believes Ms Waters will kill off the party

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>Last thing I remember, I was running for the door

>I had to find the passage back to the place I was before

>'Relax' said the night man

>'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!'

>opposition to Islam is now considered "extreme"
>meanwhile leftymong-libtard types can openly cheer the death of Christianity in britain and no one bats an eyelid

>live from London zoo

fuck shino
kill karen
marry alice

Damn it. I got wasted last night and I woke up with sick all over my legs. Why do I do it?

>Study predicts what the average British woman will look like in 2050, and yes, it's beautiful.

Well, bigots?

> He said: "The investigation brought Yahyah, his friends, family, place of employment and the wider Muslim community under scrutiny and indignity.

> "Once again, the community has received backlash and animosity from the public."

Maybe the Muslim community should stop setting bombs off then.

Why haven't they been charged with terrorism offences? Is that too racist now?

>Study predicts what the average British woman will look like in 2050, and yes, it's beautiful.

japs are ugly

Colonial Scum is terrified of marmalade.

Paedo scum.

We pay £10bn per year already. If we stay in for 4 more years it stands to reason that we'll pay £40bn more pounds.

If we could make an anime real, which one would you pick?

She's not Japanese and she's technically an adult.

You can admire her ass while standing in line for toilet paper.

i hope that the afterlife is anime

*brighton zoo

>obviously mimicking a child
>watermark explicitly states "loli"
>not paedo

ya got me

daily reminder they hate you

>opposition to Islam is now considered "extreme"

The war with Islam will be a generational fight and will not be won or lost depending on nigel .Its funny that he can be so redpilled on so many things but on this he is an idiot , don't think this country is ready for a pure Anti-islam party anyway , especially with our FPTP but still

I went to meet my ex for a quick coffee and an amicable chat on friday, which actually turned out to be a massive all day pissup and nuclear-tier argument. I don't now why I do it either.

Did you pipe her up the guts?

The next census is probably going to reveal we're less than 70% British. If we're not ready to do something about Islam, let alone the massive ethnic displacement going on, we're done. Our people will be erased inside one lifetime.

>Its funny that he can be so redpilled on so many things but on this he is an idiot

oh please he knows exactly what is up, but coming out as anti-Islam is career ending

I doubt it'll be that low, but it will probably be around 85%

he's taking a fucking long time if he is playing the slow game, he's not really moved much since the referendum, anti islam is now semi acceptable thanks (((Are tommeh)))), fuck mainstream papers are more to the right of nige nowdays

17 year olds are legal

white total was at 87% at the last census...

We're less than that already. In 2011 we were 81%. I expect they'll stop collecting data on ethnicity after 2021 like they did in France.

Ignore me, read it as 70% white, not just white-British

>The next census is probably going to reveal we're less than 70% British

Not that low i feel

This

>oh please he knows exactly what is up, but coming out as anti-Islam is career ending

I'm not disagreeing and i admit the time is not right for that with our election system . what i find strange is attacking anne like the left does , i don't get it . And anyway people said the same about nige 7 years ago . coming against immigration would be career ending and so on

>Racist in apostrophes
Good start, but room for improvement

>AMW tweeted this and then nige starts working against her
pure coincidence

Even if they look 12?

m8

>You can contact readers' wives

Sounds like a cuck mag.

>Sadiq Khan is now racist
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914308/Sadiq-Khan-s-Uber-ban-breach-race-laws.html

Cape Goosberries.

>girls never look younger than they actually are!

Early 30s.

Sadiq Khan't do anything right to appease his voters

This is my waifu - wait! Before you call me a nonce you better read he canon you pleb! She's a time traveling interdimensionial being who is actually 245 in earth years.

MFJ to Brighton #Lab17 marching to defend/extend Freedom of movement #BrexitIsRacist #ImmigrantsAreHereToStay put fighting racism on agenda!

>order something from amazon
>'your parcel is out for delivery'
>it's sunday

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>Sunday morning live

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80%

Further census' will inflate our "white British" numbers with slavs but still fail to disguise what is happening. That's assuming 2021 doesn't being about a ban on ethnic demographics.

There's a difference you Naruto watching cunt.

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You're attracted to school children, regardless of what get out clauses the nonce writers includes to attempt to absolve your noncery.

17 year olds looking teenaged is weirder than a 5000 year old vampire baby to you?

>he isn't attracted to school children

I'm going to move to the seaside, lads.

holy fuck

>feel sorry for the kids

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Hitchens on Sunday Politics

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I didn't even say anything in my post so how are you going to pretend that I said that you nonce?

You seem lost.

>Mummy what is happening?

Hey bongs, I still haven't forgotten the Eureka rebellion, or the way you assfucked my potato ancestors.

They were hungry, beaten and frail, and now I am hungry, spotless and strong. I'm still here, but they're not. They were shot and starved.

Well, speed bumps, it looks like my old home is now a hive of anti-white, anti-British, pro-Muslim degeneracy.

>Inb4 OI BRUV DELETE THAT ILLEGAL OPINION

I'd tell you silly cunts to dodge the white van, but you'd probably be arrested for Islamophobia or something. The truth is, we're better off without you, mum. You were abusive, but we still miss you. You need to leave your new boyfriend, he doesn't treat you right.

the guy in the green hat looks so confused

and you watch Naruto, a show that sexualises 12 year old boys, YKTD. You also watch Dragonball, a show that has a naked child in it's very first episode. You shameless nonce.

I feel sorry for Amazon drivers desu. they work until like 8pm, driving around all day for pennies

Fuck I think I missed him

You're agreeing with YKTD which was my point. Anyway, all trips are shit except Rimmer, Rightly, honk and Eddie. Pube is okay

honk isn't a trip, rimmer is a fat wasteman, rightly the dead and gone aspie, eddie was a topman tbqh and pube who?

and that's not even the real NYPD

All of those trips are dead except superRimlad.

that's what makes them good

Fat cunt has this fem after him Yeah .. ? BEST is EVERYONE HATES HIM NOW ..cos he left it .. he called viewers Brain dead scum ! Dont be a clever ..lol he hated In Bolton an chavs will smack him the smug cunt lol