Kantai Collection KanColle

What would you do about a traitor like Kiyoshimo?

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Force feed her burgers until she's the weight of a battleship.

I used her as modernization materials for Musashi so she could become a battleship.

>traitor
Japan and the US are friends, KanColle doesn't take place in WW2.

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Do you guys recognize him?

Kiso is cute.

Hi

So how disgusting actually is nattou, on a scale of 1-10?

Slap her with my dick until she dies.

LET'S
KILL
KISO

Softly with our song?

I want it translated.

But Kiso is good.
Kaga is for killing.

Sup hip hop.

It's translated on danbooru.

>First frame
Iowa: Hey!! NAGATO! BIG TROUBLE!
Nagato: Boisterous as ever, aren't you.

>Second frame
Iowa: There's some rotten beans in the fridge!
Nagato: That would be nattou.

>Third frame
Iowa: Oh...this is that rumoured...
Nagato: Want to try it?
Iowa: No, thank you.

Fourth frame
Nagato: Now, now, don't say that. Just try a little bite.
Iowa: No! Thank!! You!!!
You didn't have any of the cake that I made either, didn't you, Nagato!
Nagato: That had a weird color to it.
Iowa: And this has a weird smell to it!

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>TTK: This story started after I entrusted Hibiki with my daily chores.
>TTK: Woaahh!
>TTK: I can smell the clean laundry all the way from here.
>TTK: Thank you, Hibiki!
>Hibiki: I...it's not a big deal, Commander...
>TTK: It's just that it seems like I might be disliked. I feel as if Hibiki has been kind of cold to me.
>TTK: I am the Commander and all; I have to make sure that to tighten our friendship further!
>TTK: But, this scent | it's just like Hibiki's smell.
>Hibiki: ....Eh?

>Hibiki: C...commander?!
>TTK: Hm? What is it, Hibiki? [why are you so frantic?]
>Hibiki: Commander--
>Hibiki: You smelled me?!
>TTK: ...Eh?
>Hibiki: T....that's kind of embarassing...
>Hibiki: Next time, please tell me first....
>TTK: H....hold on, Hibiki?!
>TTK: What are you talking about?
>Hibiki: Well, b....because you just said that you {smelled something like me}.
>Hibiki: Surely you must have {Sneaked into my room} to smell me....?
>TTK: [Eh!!] Aren't I being made out to be a pervert?!

>You didn't have any of the cake that I made either, didn't you, Nagato!
>Nagato: That had a weird color to it.
This is the weirdest meme japan has about america.

What's the cake meme about?

>TTK: I....I didn't do anything like that! | It's...it's just that when you're close I can smell your scent!
>Hibiki: Eh?
>Hibiki: I...is it really just that....?
>TTK: Why is she so suspicious of me....?!
>TTK: S....say, Hibiki, am I that untrustworthy?
>Hibiki: Eh?! N....no, not at all!
>Hibiki: All the Commander's daily chores have been entrusted to me, right....!!
>Hibiki: I....
>Hibiki: to be able to spend my life with the Admiral
>Hibiki: I'm really happy...

>Hibiki: ....Hey, | What does the commander think?
>TTK: Ehhhhhhhhh?!
>TTK: Uh....ehhh....what's there to think about it...?
>TTK: W...why did this girl suddenly ask this kind of difficult question?
>Hibiki: --You, why are you so flustered...?
>TTK: ....Eh?!
>TTK: H-h-h-h-ow am I flustered...?! I'm normal, very normal!
>Hibiki: How could that be, you're clearly panicked.
>Hibiki: Why are you so obstinate today?
>TTK: I...it's because Hibiki suddenly brought up an embarassing question....!!
>Hibiki: The Commander's really weird.
>TTK: I...

I want to fuck the fluffy girl.

>TTK: Why am I so embarassed?! I'm not an elementary schooler.
>Hibiki: More importantly,
>TTK: Ah, ah....!
>Hibiki: Hey,
>Hibiki: hasn't it been just us two here for a while now?
>Hibiki: While
>Hibiki: I've always been happy, very happy...
>Hibiki: ...Commander, is there anything you'd want me to do?
>TTK: Eh...? Haven't I troubled you a lot already, getting you to wash my clothes and all....?
>Hibiki: I....I don't mean that....
>Hibiki: I want to, with the Commander....
>Hibiki: I want to be closer to the Commander... | is that okay?
>TTK: Eh?

I don't even know but I've seen it several times in various places. I'm guessing some Japanese tourist was mentally scarred by red velvet cake at some point and it spread from there.

With kindness.

>TTK: Hibiki....?! What do you mean closer?
>Hibiki: That's to say.... | Sometimes, I
>can't help but want to to do "that..."
>TTK: Want to do t-t-t-t-that?!
>TTK: Hibiki....you were interested in that kind of thing?!
>Hibiki: O....of course...?
>Hibiki: ....Commander, why would you ask such a mean-spirited question?
>TTK: There wasn't anything mean-spirited about that!
>TTK: Don't talk about it so lightly....
>Hibiki: Commander....!!
>Hibiki: I'm not taking this lightly!

>Hibiki: It's because the Commander....
>Hibiki: Commander asked...
>Hibiki: Does the Commmander know?
>Sometimes my heart goes pitter patter too.
>TTK: ....Eh?
>Hibiki: Because the Commander doesn't take me seriously.
>TTK: S...orry.
>TTK: I didn't think that you would consider this kind of thing.
>Hibiki: --really...
>Hibiki: You don't need to say it.
>TTK: Hibiki...?
>Hibiki: ....but even so,

>Hibiki: I also want to hear you say it.
>Hibiki: It's a little wierd.
>TTK: Eh....?
>Hibiki: [Hmhm]
>Hibiki: Look, look
>TTK: Oy....let go....!
>TTK: Hurry up and say it to me, or else you're going to asphyxiate.
>TTK: C....could it be, that what she wants me to say is...!!
>TTK: A love confession?!
>Hibiki: ....do you still not get it?
>TTK: No, no!! This....is a little too embarassing! How could I say it out loud....!!
>TTK: I....I say, Hibiki....?
>Hibiki: Ah....! Commander!!

>Hibiki: Could you be trying to find a way to dodge the subject...?!
>TTK: I....I didn't think anything like that...
>TTK: Eh, Hibiki
>TTK: Could you let go of my hand before we discuss this....?
>Hibiki: That's mean!
>Hibiki: My hand's already grabbed on, I can't take it off!
>TTK: what's that supposed to mean?!
>Hibiki: Pinch pinch pinch--
>TTK: D....don't play around with my nose like that...! (note to typesetter: you might want ot change it slightly so it sounds like somebody with their nose being grabbed is saying it)

>TTK: Well.... | well, if you're not going to let go!!
>Hibiki: Ahh....?!
>Hibiki: L....let go, Commander!
>Hibiki: don't touch me! (Literally: I don't want to touch/contact with you)!!
>TTK: I....don't want to...!
>[TTK: How obstinate...!!]
>[Hibiki: The Commander's one to talk!]
>Hibiki: Undil you say it out loud.... | I won'd led let you go...!! [uuuu--]
>[End]

...

Guess what?
It's Kagaday!

Thanks, Chinkfag.

KILL
A
G
A

Inferior TTK. Posting superior TTK.

How should Kaga die?

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Rape is the only correct answer.

>Kaga is for killing
No
I refuse
Calm your autism

Best boy.

>Tone: Faster faster faster! Move your arms and legs!!
>Suzuya: Oy, hold up, Tone-san.
>Tone: Hm? What is it?
>Suzuya: Instead of just standing there and waving your arms, don't you have some of your own stuff to move?
>Tone: Hmhmhm, Suzuya-dono (note: the word literally means -kakka as in addressing royalty, but I doubt Tone calls people that), you are too naive.
>Suzuya: Eh? What?
>Tone: This is because This One (Literally: Wagahai)...

How big is Laga's dick?

>Tone: Is this Heavy Cruiser Dormitory's

>Braindead

>Tone: Dorm Chief!
>Tone: Also, Chikuma is bringing This One's luggage in by her own volition. [Behold!]

>guy with heart pupils
Now that's just weird.

What if we cut off Kaga's arms and legs?

...

...

>Tone: Golden Hair?!
>*Tone is a little bad at dealing with the foreign shipgirls.

>Tone: Who art thou?!
>Why are you in This One and Chikuma's bedroom?!
>Chikuma: Tone nee-san?
>Chikuma: why are you so frantic? Did something happen?
>Tone: Chikuma!!
>Tone: Chikuma~it's terrible!
>Chikuma: Huh?
>Tone: There's some kind of gold-haired foreign stranger!

>Bismarck: Mmm--.... what a bother....
>Bismarck: According to the higher-ups, you were given notice beforehand...did you forget?
>Tone: This One doesn't remember anything like that?
>Chikuma: Didn't the Admiral bring it up a few days ago when she called you in?
>[Tone: Hm--...?]
>TTK: To~ne~!
>TTK: Right now, construction is projected to be complete by next week. I'll be counting on you as the dorm chief for everything, alright?
>Tone: Excellent! Leave it to This One!
>TTK: Ah, also
>[TTK: Let me share your room.... [TTK: Ah~]
>TTK: There'll be a new face at the dorms, could you take care of her?
>Tone: Hm? Got it!
>[Tone: No? This One will be living with Chikuma?]
>Tone: a new face?

Which shipgirl's hair would you shave off and force to sit in the middle of the base naked? I'd go for Kaga.

>Tone: That was it--?!
>[That]
>Eugen: Pleased to meet you!
>Eugen: Ehhhh?! What's going on?!
Ah fuck, I'll finish dumping this in like 10-15.

The entire fleet except Musashi.

I've never wanted to rip an Abyssal to pieces with my bear hands ever more than fucking Hoppou.

(You)

Most of them, specially the destroyers.

The subs. Less water resistance that way.

...

Shiranui, all the old ladies, megane girls and the german ships.

DON'T LEWD KIYO

...

Wow, some Tone stuff. You're too good to us.

>with my bear hands

Rest in pieces Haruna.

No bullying NuiNui

I'm not doing anything, she's lewd on her own.

What a cute shipgirl.

Free Time Kaga-san!

...

What?

Reminder that Shoukaku-class were the world's most advanced carriers until maybe early 1943.

How many different colors has Zuikaku's hair been drawn as?

And we're back too.

How should Kaga die?

we back?

Daijoubu?

>Suzuya(?): Hm~ so this is the foreign ship?
>Tone: Indeed!
>Kumano/Ashigara(?): Dear me, she's an even cuter shipgirl than I thought she'd be~
>Tone(?): [hm?] Is that so?
>Suzuya: Nah~ but really, who knows~? She does look adorable, but it's not impossible that she has a terrible personality~?
>Kumano: To say something like that out loud, aren't you the one with a terrible personality?
>Suzuya: What was that?! Kumano, you lookin' for a fight?!
>Ashigara: How are you taking this in such a carefree fashion....
>Suzuya and Kumano: What [now?!] [is it?!]
>Ashigara: Look: look at her carefully.

DAIJOUBU!

>tfw LSC rng so bad can't even get a Maruyu

About fucking time.
>Ashigara: Golden Hair!! Glowing with the radiance of an angel descended from heaven!
>Ashigara: Deep Blue Eyes!! You'd believe her even if she said they were born from the Aegean Sea!
>Ashigara: A perfect chest!! Measurements that are not too large but not too small! If you poke them, it instantly bounces back! Quality deserving of the royalty that is her namesake (literally: Quality deserving of the name Prinz!) and that makes you look forward to her future growth!
>[Ashigara and Suzuya: F...foreign ships are truly scary!]

Daijoubu

>Ashigara: But as for me?
>Ashigara: I go to the barber and beauty parlor three times a month, take careful care of my hair and maintain my posture. I de--finitely don't fall behind, you know?
>Suzuya: If we're talking looks, Suzuya has has never spent a cent on my appearance, you know? My light, soft skin and soft silky hair won't lose either, you know?
>Ashigara: The hell?
>Suzuya: Eh?

>Ashigara: Haah?! What's with that? Keep thinking you're young and getting full of yourself and you'llgoing to regret it, you know?! You Locomotive Head? (Note: literally "Train Head")
>Suzuya: Oy! Who you calling a train head?! Leftover Wolf!
>Ahisgara: Well that's it, you've gone and said it now! You novice prostitute!!
>Suzuya: Don't call me that! You're going to cause some strange misunderstandings?!
>[Suzuya/Ashigara: Uwahh--!! Suzuya's gone mad--!!!]
I don't know whether it's localization or the original, but I've never heard of anybody using "train head" as an insult.

>Tone: This one understands!
>Kumano: Ah?
>Tone: Thine feelings, This One understands ve---ry well, you know?
>Kumano: Tone
>Tone: The truth is that This One and you endure similar circumstances.
>Kumano: Eh? >Kumano: What do yo mean...?
>Tone: Look hither | If you didn't pay attention, you'd think those twin peaks belonged to battleships.
>Kumano: That's true....
>Tone: And since her Kai II remodel, her pose and appearance have both become more glamorous.
>Kumano: Ahh---
>Chikuma: Eh, hold on, Nee-san?!

>Atago: Eh~ What's going on~? What are we all in a fuss about~?
>Tone: Ah, Atago-dono.
>Atago: Uhyu (note: her giggle)
>Tone: Let me introduce you. This is the recent newcomer, Prinz Eugen-dono.
>Atago: Ara~
>Atago: Nice to meet you, I'm atago~
>Eugen: Tone-san.
>Tone: Yes?
>Eugen: ...Is this a battleship? [Is she foreign as well?]
>Tone: No...she is indeed a heavy cruiser.
>[Atago: Ara]
>Eugen: No way?!

Maybe it's an old insult

>Tone: Whew....well, it's already night time, should we go and take a bath~?
>[Tone: This One feels a little tired...]
>Eugen: We're taking a bath?!
>Eugen: I've been really lookign forwards to Japanese baths!!
>Tone: Hm? Is that so?
>Eugen: That's right! | Japan's bath culture seems to all kinds of stuff, from hot springs to bathhouses.
>Eugen: I've been looking forwards to that kind of variety!
>Tone: I see!
>Tone: [Bathhouses?] [Hot springs?]
>Tone: his one has also been looking forwards to how the new dorm bath hall will look!
>Eugen: Tone-san! Let's hurry up and take a look!
>Tone: Very well! Let us depart!!

>Tone: Even so, foreign ships, really
>Tone: One can't help but be a little envious just looking at them.
>Eugen: But Tone-san, you have a beautiful pair of legs too!
>Tone: F-flattery won't do you any good, you know?!
>Tone: Well then, let us sally forth!

Not older than 1853, surely.

>Eugen: S....
>Eugen: So roomy!
>Tone: Truly!
>Tone: This is truly spacious indeed!
Throughout this, Tone is saying a lot of elaborate/unusual phrases, probably to represent her unique way of speaking

>TTK: To--
>TTK: ne--
>TTK: Dearest/Dearie!!
>Tone: Nyaa---!!
At first I thought it was Kiyoshimo instead of OC Donut Steel TTK.

Reminder that Shoukaku is painfully beautiful while Zuikaku is a 6/10 at best

>Tone: [Flee]
>Tone: A-Admiral! | What are your intentions?!
>TTK: Ehhh--? You're so cold--
>TTK: I'm just doing a body inspection~
>TTK: A tight, lithe body!
>TTK: Soft, resilient skin!
>TTK: Wonderful! [Thank you!]
>Chikuma: [Ad][miral] [sa][n]
>TTK: Eh....Chikuma...no....there is a very profound reason behind this, ah,
>TTK: Ahhhhh--!!

Shoucucku is a meme and Zuikaku exists on another level of cute.

>Tone: Really....
>Tone: This one truly cannot beat that Admiral.
>Tone: Sorry about that, Prinz-dono.
>Eugen: 'sss finee--!
>Eugen: Oogin's not cncerned--!
>Tone: Thou!
>Tone: What is this?!
>Eugen: Hehh? | Don't you all drink alcohol when you bathe~?
>Tone: W....while that is true, who drinks beer in the baths?

>Eugen: AHhh--! Does Tone-chan not know?
>Eugen: Warm Beer is really popular in germany, you know!
>Tone: Ahh! That is indeed true!
>Eugen: Either way, Tone-chan, come and have a cuppa too!
>Tone: Ehh...mm! Well then, this one will partake!

Tenryuu is for bullying.

Oops, forgot half of it.
>Chikuma: Really.... | you two drank awy too much! [Nee-san has no alcohol tolerance at all....]
>Tone: Uu--.... Chikuma---sorry---
>Chikuma: Prinz, from now on you're banned from drinking beer in the baths, okay?
>Eugen: Yes.... [so comfortable]