Is anyone here actually successful?

Is anyone here actually successful?

Say being a successful entrepreneur, a trading whizz or working in a high up corporate job (e.g. at least Associate level in like Goldman Sachs or JP Morgan)

Personally, I'm a NEET bum :'(. I hope to join a nice corporate graduate scheme soon but I have no motivation, a 3 year gap in my CV and the application forms and process is long af. Apparently Aldi pay £40,000 a year to fresh grads on their manager scheme so I might apply there.

Gimme some inspo guys lol.

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>Nationally ranked College Golfer
>USN Nuclear Reactor Operator
>Bachelors in Health Science
>Bachelors in Nuclear Engineering Technology
>Masters in Exercise Science
>Masters in Political Science International Affairs
>Political Analyst for a financial firm

no, i just worked for hard for 40 years and then inherited 10 million bucks. sucks to be you.

I am an architect

Not any of the three but I work in tech and pull $84k at 26. I’m on the right track. It will all come to you in time if you keep trying.

and you are on /pol at 5am, ok

Do you do like Cloud work and stuff? I was thinking of doing Cloud/Blockchain stuff because the former is already huge and the latter looks set to be huge. i just don't know where to start though. I don't have any ££ for a CS degree.

thats a good bunch of neetbux.....it would be a shame if someone collapsed the dollar and made it all go away.....

let me ask you, how much of that money are you using to help your Jewish community, have you given to Israel already?

XD come off it dude

I sold fidget spinners online a couple of months ago, pulled in about 50k in a month but then the market went bust. Now I'm just on my 70k year wage. Waiting for my next venture.

what is success

she's ugly

literal 6/10

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>Is anyone here actually successful?
This guy selling weapons to terrorists.

first of, stop saying those stupid slangs, you sound like a nigger.

Vandelay, is that you?

The only thing there that's current is political analyst. I'm basically a neet now

not a jew they can go fuck themselves. you can too. invested a lot in and out of the country, I will be just fine.

Good question.

Would you consider a brainbox who went to Harvard and MIT (pic related) as a success even if he was making only $70,000 a year as a Professor?

...

i have mild retardation so yeah...

same.

>tfw law degree and law license
>been a NEET for the last year

I want a job but I'm scared to apply.

Med student. Hardly living the high life, but the promise of tomorrow is strong

First we have to think what success means.
For example Trump would be nothing without help from the "chosen".

I've built up a small landscape company over the last 13 years or so and now i own a paid off home on 17 acres, 1 boat, 2 old muscle cars and a little cabin on Kentucky Lake. Im also single and i get more strange pussy than i deserve. All of that and not one single day spent on a college campus.

I am an engineer and I have my own firm. I earn a half mediocre middle class living in which I take as minimum responsibilities I can as an adult and spend most of my free time and money travelling.

I see absolutely no motivation to start a typical, boring adult life, even though I'm 33 and I'm live with my girlfriend.

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Depends on what you mean by (((successful.))) I'm 21, a degreeless wagecuck, and own a cheap house debt free which is a decent place to start. I need a waifable gf to raise a family.

I'm 24, college dropout, working a dead end menial job whilst being smarter than most people around me.
Just a shit personality I guess

>>Nationally ranked College Golfer
stopped reading there

I am a lawyer's assistant if that counts as something. Also my family has a very big bussiness I'm gonna manage one day.

>He fell for the successful meme
Mate, my lifes been a fuckin breeze, left school at 16 worked dairy for a bit and now im a licensed builder. Close to payin off the house so I might quit and just do cashies. Its a simple life and I's fuckin love it.

32, uni dropout, making six figures thanks to the tech meme

doubt it'll last and i don't want to do this crap forever though, probably just jew away money for a few more years and then retire to something simpler

sounds like success to me, cunt

Try a 12 year gap in your CV.

I'm 40. Have my own communications brokerage, and make $14-$19K a month. I work about 8hrs a week.

Art Vandelay?

Mind if I ask what you do exactly?
Programmer here. Bad at the whole "pay me more" thing, so I don't make much but am good at what I do.

Married, divorced (yet), kids?

28 yrs, 800k net worth with no college degree or debt, only work 15 weeks a year, in my time off im leaving to trade fx.
r8

>Is anyone here actually successful?
Fuck working if you don't have to.
Get all your shit payed? Biggest concern is how to spend your free time? Then you already are successful.

What you need to do is learn to live in a low-budget. It's actually really easy. The reason people are so unhappy when they are out of work is they are addicted to (((shiny things))).

Let go of your inner jew, and you too can be happy. You live in a country that practically allows it, and nobody cares anymore like they did in the 90s because they are too brainwashed with their own wagecuck lives to notice.

Take advantage. Fuck this country until our politicians get their shit together. Until then, just chill.

> t. Retard not understanding free market principles, leveraging debt, nor capitalistic principles

very impressive user

Posting your name on /pol... Thats a bold strategy...

Also 33, phd in physics, postdocing at the world wide best university for my research area, prestigious fellowship, still making shit money but i am really happy... :)

Bruh... Digits... What tv shows.?

Can I have 10k

35k a year salary. With bonuses it's about 38k.
5 years in web programming at an insurance company.

I'm happy with this, I can have a car, house, holidays etc and have hobbies and the work is pretty low stress and usually fun with laid back geeky workers and bosses.

We once spent a whole day just watching youtube videos together and laughing and talking about games.

It's awesome when my boss, who has a degree in physics, waxes lyrical to us about physics stuff that goes over my head.

I expected to earn more desu. I went in to programming hearing about the big salaries, but I'm ok with what I have.

I hope to make my own online game one day and make money from it which I've just started on.

No but I'm getting there.

>22, college drop out, no (((university degree))), created two businesses in the past two years, one of which has just started to pick up

Thanks, friend.
Hasn't always been like this.

But I fucking hated the corporate meme... answering to idiots, even though for the most part I came and went as I pleased due to hitting big numbers and making my bosses a lot of money.

Not setting an alarm clock, other than if taking a nap and have an afternoon conference call, etc,
Was a life goal and I've only woken up by alarm in the AM a few times in the last few years.

>>USN Nuclear Reactor Operator
>>Political Analyst
Pretty sure you can't manage both of these, unless you *just* got hired on.
And what even are you doing with your education path?

>I work in tech and pull $84k at 26
Good choice.

It's okay dude. A lot of people fall for the (((((law school))))) trap.

Oh nice, so you don't work for your parents, you're just gonna jump over their loyal workers when they retire? Color me ((((shocked)))).

NEETin' to the extreme!

What field?

This guy halfway gets it.
Charity and good works are important, too.


>27
>former Army officer (in the reserves now)
>manager at Fortune 50 company
>Have Master's degree, own a house, 90k/year, married w/ twins

I had a band and a record label in the 2000s. We were quite successful for a while (enough to make a comfortable living out of it)... then record sales disappeared and our label took the hit, we had to declare bankruptcy. Though I'm actually a very good composer I never managed to monetize my talents in that area ever since, and it's still something that weighs heavy in my heart.

After I retired from music, I reconverted myself into Academia. Went to college, got some degrees on Music Education, then a PhD in Media Studies. I'm currently working as an Associate Professor at a public University but the wage is so low I have to have a 2nd job at an alienating cubicle farm. I barely made 17k a year.

I'm 37. Trying to keep the blackpill at bay... but it's getting harder every day.

what is what u do

And your job is what?

>Say being a successful entrepreneur, a trading whizz or working in a high up corporate job (e.g. at least Associate level in like Goldman Sachs or JP Morgan)

that's a really bad definition of successful. what you mean is "rich"

Hey, Liam, honest question: why so low salary over there for decent programmers? Here a fresh-outta-school programmer with average skills would start at double your salary.
What gives?

What prod/srvcs does your business provide?

You richfags got any tips for us poorfags? How do you setup a company? How do you know what to sell or do?

>Apparently Aldi pay £40,000 a year to fresh grads on their manager scheme so I might apply there.
The money is good but it's horrible work. I wouldn't recommend it for a long term job.

I work from home monitoring the tasks that I tell a computer to do and earn enough money to save for a house so I can live in the middle of nowhere in a few months from now.

I'm not earning mad bucks but I call it success because that's the kind of life I've dreamed off for many years.

>Hey, Liam
What did he mean by this?

Anyway, there's little demand for programmers here, and supply exceeds demand.

I'm a successful NEET, user. Just like the other "successful" people on here.

Where the fuck do you live, user?

>top 25 uni
>recruiting for investment banking

I thought new programmer salaries in USA were like 40k? That's what Google says.

35k in dollars is 47k

sounds pretty comfy. what kind of tasks are those?

This. I've heard they treat their grads like shit. 80 hour weeks, no life.

By the way, 35K is a really good wage over here. Most people are not far above minimum wage.

Northern Spain.

>(((Banking)))
Have fun selling your soul to the shekel God

I work for a cloud services provider. Best advice I can give is get an entry level 1st line position and stick it out for a year then move to another company in a 2nd line support role, that's what I did and I'm on £27k. It's not that much but I've been talking with recruiters and I'm being put forward for a £40-45k job that's coming up in January.

Experience and vendor certs are what counts

I independently contract with all telecommunications and technology firms and broker all their products from dialtone to cloud to hardware to software.

I'm the deal maker, the middle man... the broker

Can't you even write album or music reviews or something?

40k is like public assistance level here.

Wages are shocking in this country really.

It's amazing how rich the elites are in London in comparison to the rest of the UK.

"dent from lack of muscle"
that is literally her triceps - she is 3/10 at least

Graduated in 2011 with a useless BA in Philosophy and worked my way up in government (civil service) since then.

About to become chartered in my specialisation (tax) and bail to the private sector by next year, since the public sector ethos and moral sucks, and I feel bad milking the teat of taxpayers.

I've been taking 100-200mg Modafinil a day to keep on top of working full time and studying to be chartered.

we're successful at exposing the jewish problem.

mining industry, tradesman. a few years ago you could make 180k as a tradie. I still would be if I was working full time

>(((banking)))

I wish the jews still controlled banking. It's far to diverse an industry today e.g. both Anthony Scaramucci and Steve Bannon worked at GS

>Have fun selling your soul to the shekel God

Beats working a mediocre job with no learning potential, with shitty employees that would get screened out of an IB behavioral interview, and lack networking opportunities.

I've been working my way up at a company for nearly 2 years and now I'm one slot under running the whole contract, which realistically I will end up doing if I just stick with it since the person above me is training me in their job so they can move up. I also run a small online business that isn't very consistent. Some months I'll only make a couple hundred, sometimes I'll make a couple thousand. I did a tour in the Army when I was younger and never bothered going to college after getting home and seeing all my friends that went are still working shit jobs anyway. I'm not rich, but I'm decently comfortable with a grand sum of $6k of debt from my car I financed (that was a mistake don't do that, just lease if you want a new car). I plan to expand my business in 2018 in hopes of improving my lot in life. Am I successful? All things considered, yeah I feel like I'm doing alright.

no im poor have no skills and prob gonna kms

27 btw

Not just wages but terms. Uncertain hours add a lot of unpredictability to life (and what is more conducive to depression than feeling like your life is shaky and out of your control?) And with the introduction of things like Hermes and Uber, we're becoming a mercenary workforce.

Are you really competent at nothing?

ok faggot. I'm going to be real with you so take it for what it is.

Success is just being where you want to be in life, paired against how stable your situation is.

Most neets are neets because they are too fucking comfortable, i.e. this is what they want to do and there's no immediate pressure to change. (Or they're too stupid or chemically altered to understand that they're on the verge of homelessness but I think this is unlikely if you're using the internet.) Even looking forward most neets are looking at inheriting from their parents enough money to live on being crap for whatever amount of time and then begging the government for money as olds or just ODing or whatever.

Chances are your problem isn't that you're in danger of becoming homeless or starving any time soon. Your problem is that you're comfy being a faggot, and I mean you could be a better faggot too, so I dunno, a shit tier faggot.

Any move you make to improve yourself is going to make your life less comfortable. Having a job, even a great job involves suffering and sacrifice. Having a family involves more. There's rewards yeah but the rewards cost you. Idle rich people who don't have to do shit for a living already live like you--the just do it fancier--so basically you already are one of the idle rich. You're just a soft faggot on a budget.

But since you're here whining about it, my advice is get a job faggot.

Also sage because this shit is retarded.

27 is the perfect age to pick a path. Choose something that doesn't shit you and stay with it. Get checked for ADHD too

but it's the starting salary of programmers according to Google.

To make big money in IT it seems you have to be management or work for banking companies.

This larp is delicious

No but I do have a job that pays around 48k a year, 4 day work week, lots of days off and very, very low workload. I only spend like 4 hours a day at most doing actual work, rest of the day I can just chill.

I wouldn't trade this for a 100k+ a year job.

see this

now get on it. I know fucking international students that would kill to have your Australian citizenship privilege.

Somewhat.
Depends on what you consider successful OP.
If you mean like Bill Gates wealth success then probably not.

No, user
Pic related. This is programmer 1, with experience or any mngmt responsibilities you're easily at $120K'ish here as a decent programmer.

T. work with and know many programmers of various specialties

I am a reasonably successful IT professional. I have an engineering degree and I've worked in many capaicties:
- helpdesk
- sysadmin
- web developer
- database admin
- database developer
- etl specialist
- security consultant
- impacting event managemnt specialist
- hiring manager
- tech team leader

I earn decent money but not amazing. I sabotage my own career constantly because I don't give a shit what I say and who hears it, so I've been denied promotions twice in my life due to being "rude". I probably will shortly go back to running my own business since this corporate bullshit is not working for me.

Also, I have no family of my own, so the money is pointless anyway.

Garden Services, helps that I live in a very locally affluent town

Get to choose my own clients/jobs, minimum £15 per hour wage, always get tips (usually doubling my initial earn because everyone here is so stinking rich, old, conservative and kind.)

See this, guys? If you're struggling, just become an investment banker. That's it, just become an investment banker!

Having a low skilled job really ups your chances of committing Sudoku.

Sucks how our happiness and lives are so tangled up with our jobs. I'm admit I'm jelly of those rich people and their great lives.

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>Hey, Liam
>What did he mean by this?

Little bantz newfriend
Nothing but love, user

>fail at uni
>fail at getting a good job
>fail at getting promoted at my shit job
>fail at running a business
>business itself fails
I'm happy for you guys that succeeded, though.

Nope. Not me. I'm just someone in their mid 30s who has worked at Walmart for over a decade. I make over $30k but nearly a third is taken in taxes. I would be nice to put that into some savings of which I have none.

Hopefully things are better next life.

Should have gone with something common like Oliver.

There are going to be so many Ollys and Amelias running around Britain in the future, how ghastly.