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You act as if I can read your disgusting language

Anyone translate?

this

"Germany, we have a problem."

Thanks mate

I can only read "Deutschland" and "Problem" so I guess the person is right.

>He didn't study Deutsch in school

>Germany, we have a problem
>88 seats according to latest results. Coincidence?
>official campaign goal of the AfD

AfD got less than 100% so yeah

>he lives in a country where studying another language is mandatory

Wait. You faggots can't read this shit? Lmao

since when do normalfags know about 1488

I tried to start it when I was in junior high school, but teachers only let us pick from French and German so she made us vote. French won while I voted German so I left

I'm sure they teach English as your second language in your Arabic speaking country

>Hey krautbro, how many Africans can your wife fuck in a single night?
>I think her record is 88? She doesn't let me watch anymore
>You must be so proud

>Er kann nicht lesen Deutsch

Everyone knows in their bones.

Si si senor Pedro Americano, mucho speako Germano. Probably couldn't understand English so I made more comfortable for you

DEUTSCHLAND WIR HABEN EIN PROBLEM DEUTSCHLAND WIR HABEN EIN PROBLEM
DEUTSCHLAND WIR HABEN EIN PROBLEM
DEUTSCHLAND WIR HABEN EIN PROBLEM

>burger intellectual

Pro tip: speak very loose english while enunciating words terribly, and you'll speak perfect German.

Der mann ist trinkt wasser
The man is drinking water

"Germany we have a problem"
Given that English is a Germanic language it should be easy for you to learn german

Post more salt from bigoted leftists

>he expects americans to know german

i learned mandarin in high school bitch

Eh, we speak American around these parts. Win your next war if you want me speaking fancy foreign talk.

Sieben

UND DAS PROBLEM IST DER JUDEN

"Germany, we have a problem."

I cant even read german.

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>Expecting people that aren't germans to know German
>Expecting someone to learn a language they'll never use.

I have both French and English, but i only have French because i use it on a every day basis

This.

UND DAS PROBLEM IST DIE JUDEN

What problem are they referring to?

How could you not guess 'we have a problem' from that? It literally sounds like when someone makes up gibberish german from english words

I'll never speak another language because I don't have to and only leftists learn second languages.

>please my german brothers dont vote for the AFD, they havent made any secret off that they are neo-nazi's they love hitler and his bandits, they should stay out of your politics please, vote against these lowlives

reddit.com/r/europe/comments/723p7x/german_federal_election_megathread_ii/dnfnxqz/

Redditards literally think that afd are nazis.

Im American with zero knowledge of the German language and I was able to infer what it meant

I wish they were and not basically civ nat, zionist cucks.

"people want to get rid of rapefugees"

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

>posts in Sanskrit
I don't speak rapefugee

>I am going to work as an election assistant. I will make sure to invalidate AfD votes this Sunday.

>The police was here just now and told me I could no longer be an election assistant.

This

CONDUCTOR

I hope somebody posted about the "problem" needing "the final solution".

kek

Only Finnish and Swedish are mandatory. Picking 4 to 5 languages is highly recommended.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR

That's a satire account

It's just English with a few different letters and without the French ones.

So wait agd actually got some seats?

>how stupid can you be
>welcome to nazi germany
>I hope you AFD voters get deported

>Some sandnigger talking about deporting germans
Ayy lmao

For real man. It's a similar language to english/sweden:
-Deutschland = Germany
-wir = we?
-haben = haven, have?
-ein = en = one
-Problem = problem

You can pretty much guess these kinds of short sentences with 80-90% accuracy without knowing germany.

any American that can't read or get the basic gist of sentences in German IS NOT WHITE

>>I hope you AFD voters get deported
AFD REFUGEES WELCOME

>For real man. It's a similar language to english/sweden:
swedish is by far one of the easiest languages to learn if you know english
sentence structure is identical, most words are similar
I learned it in college, never once actually used it because every swede speaks perfect english

L M A F O

HAHHAHA
TRUE
FUCKING
COLOURS.

And you can't write it

dirigent habe ich ein problem
dirigent habe ich ein problem
dirigent habe ich ein problem
dirigent habe ich ein problem
dirigent habe ich ein problem
dirigent habe ich ein problem

You could have chose a language that would have actually helped your career or at least help you get pussy

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lolololololol

I needed it to get my degree so I picked the one that seemed easiest

How the fuck can you read English but not understand such a simple German sentence?

If you know English you should be able to read the OP. Are you just using google translate all the time?

I thought they loved Israel like most right-wing parties?

Knowing swedish as an american is a great and easy way to get prime swedish pussy though

Noice

Oh come the fuck on, I don't even speak German and I could infer what that person was saying.

Fuck off to krautchan with your disgusting language.

I was in that livechat going full natsoc for like an hour.

This is some kind of establishmentarian normie meme. I have heard Germans on the radio using this phrase in a special, knowing way, like they think they're being clever and are expecting an unspoken message being received. Was this a "where's the beef?" or "excuuuuse me" kind of thing? Was it on a television show?

Bullshit. Swedish is hard. There's no rules how to pronounce things, ''you just need to know how'', the prepositions are somewhat random, en/ett makes no sense. Swedish is horrible.


t. fennoswede

stone-cold motherfucker

en/ett is the only thing close to difficult in the entire language
you just remember it as you go

>Was it on a television show?
Seriously?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston,_we_have_a_problem

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>Watum haben Sie die AfD gewählt?
zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2017-09/wahlentscheidung-warum-afd-gewaehlt

Go on, tell them.

I mean specific to Germany.

I don't even speak german and I knew wat it said you dirty finn

ett if the word begins with a vocal otherwise en, that's not so hard c'mon

>88
oy vey

It was in a movie that's enough reason for them
In case you didn't know, they're not that big on humor and comedy

i can sadly read it despite never having studied it, it helps to realize (old) english is just romancized (old) german
what i dont get is why german liberals are upset at der merkler winning? i thought that fat titted sow-teat mother of all rapefugees was /theirgirl/?

Unlike your shitshow PERKÄÄÄLEEPÖÖÖPÄÄÄ "language", the meaning of sentences in German and other not-shit languages can be guessed to a decent degree.

literally this

>nazis are the ones who want to destroy Germany
kek

You dont speak German AND youre American?
Wow that must be extra hard

No, they wanted Schulz. Seen from the "centrist" position, Merkel means status quo and the pretense of stability, Schulz would be tripling down on everything. This wasn't a victory for the establishment, it was rap on the knuckles, a sign that even the normies dislike the idea of acceleration.

how can you be this fucking retarded?

>brit can't understand a basic german sentence

this, we americans will gladly import afd voters by the millions

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LITERALLY CRYING

>88 seats

This is meme magic if I have ever seen it.

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wtf i want to cummy inside mummy angela's tummy now?
wtf i love giving that man a refugee now?
wtf i love policing illegal opinions now?

Ja Hans, the problem is Abdul the Islamic invader and the solution is AfD