>Russia: > - Largest country on Earth > - Population: 144 million >Canada: > - Second largest country on Earth > - Population: 36 million >England: > - Tiny little grain of sand > -Population: 53 million
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
Canada, listen, I know you're independent from the British Empire and you got your own thing going on. But if you ain't gonna use the fucking land, just give it back please.
Side note: as England (Masters of time and space, disputably the most important country in all of modern history), why the fuck after the disband of the British Empire have we been left with fuck all?
Andrew Long
sorry we like to be green
Charles Carter
Also, USA, Mr 3rd or 4th largest (China is bigger?). Population size: 323 million. You have 6 times the population of England, yet we are the size of a state. You too, give the fucking land back if you ain't gonna use it.
Seems the only two countries actually doing shit are China and India.
Just put a shit ton of gardens on top of you skyscrapers, easy. I get it's a nice view but progress needs to be made.
Mason Hughes
It's hard to use it all because all the muskeg swamps make transportation difficult. It's the same situation in eastern Siberia.
Ayden Myers
It would be impossible to make actual civilization without any infrastructure in the north, and the cost of said infrastructure is too great
Josiah Campbell
Side note x2:
England population: 53 million Scotland population: 5 million
I think I know an easy way to prevent scottish independence, Or a great place to dump all the muslims in England.
So you're telling me all this land is useless?
Austin Green
>But if you ain't gonna use the fucking land, just give it back please. And turn it into the travesty that is Britain? No.
Easton Hall
all that fucking land is Crown land, meaning your queen already owns it all.
>94% of BC >95% of NFL >95% of MB >92% of QC
Isaiah Adams
Based Nova Scotia
Luis Gray
At least we build farms and shit, not just staring at swamps twiddling our thumbs.
Naaaaa, its the "Canadian royal family" completely different. Also why the fuck isn't your Queen Canadian? Hahaha she's fucking German.
Juan Sullivan
>swamps nah bud
Brandon Martinez
>Canadian royal family Queen Elizabeth is our head of state you dumb ass.
Alexander Parker
It's just too vast. Plenty of forests, resource-rich mountains, and fresh water lakes but no one lives there so why build infrastructure? People just live in the small pockets that actually have arable land.
Kevin Mitchell
If you can't understand banter, how the fuck are you expected to build a civilisation.
Tyler Sanders
Imagine if you had a population the size of China working that land. You'd have Mars colonies and shit by now.
You need to get baby making.
Jason Edwards
>banter You wouldn't know what banter was if it kicked you in the arse and fucked your sister.
Gavin Sanchez
I mean, if you wanna try and develop the arctic and build bridges over all those tiny little lakes that fill the entire north with holes be my guest.
Nathaniel Bell
>Doesn't use any of the land or resources they have at their disposal. >Waists valuable space on products printing instructions in both England and French. Get it together!
Bet there is lots of tasty fish in there, also just wait for global warming to kick in and the land will be usable, just preemptively start building now.
Dylan Sanders
No, we need the space. We like to put our feet up.
Austin Hughes
You build roads around the lakes. Geez you leafs sure are stupid.
Henry Nelson
What about Alaska, do you need Alaska? I'll give you hand full of magic beads for it.
Brayden Hall
You're confusing us with the previous owners.
Brayden Martinez
more like yellow
Kayden Lopez
All the English countries should make a new empire. like 1984 Oceania. England/USA/Canada/Australia/New Zealand. South Africa can be a jr member with heavy restrictions.
Nolan Davis
>Alaska, Yukon, British Columbia, Oregon, California
Rightful Russian clay.
Henry Bennett
Y is Australia being let off the hook here?
David Campbell
Sorry England. We're keeping it. We have been forwarding the mail back to ya though.
A thank you would be nice.
Tyler Scott
I ain't going to no Australia they got spiders, crocodiles, bears and shit protecting the land. FUCK THAT.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
test
Anthony Gomez
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Brayden Torres
I will murder you if you send those shitskins to my beautiful highlands. Keep them in your sewer cunt
Asher Campbell
Ferme donc ta gueule crisse d'anglais sale, bientôt vous allez devoir écrire en arabe. T'avais juste à envoyer plus de colons au lieu de coloniser burgerland. La majorité de notre territoire n'est pas habitable.
Levi Murphy
Yeah. this is why I'm skeptical of the whole "Hey guys, let's go colonize Mars" thing.
Nunavut is 3 times the size of Texas and has 773 times smaller population.
Let's colonize Canada first.
Aiden Bailey
Us Kiwis are still cool. Right mum?
Asher Reed
It's my bathroom I'll piss on a tree if I want to. Haven't you ever wanted to rub one off where no one would go and get dinner while your at that?
Luke Moore
you'd just destroy it user Brits hate beauty
Brayden Stewart
fuck off we're full
Jeremiah Brooks
why doesn't scotland take in refugees?
Christopher Hall
Ummmmmmm... were in the middle of doing that ourselves...
Lucas Fisher
Ahahah somethings wrong with your keyboard mate. Do you Anglais amigo?
Mars is gonna be some bullshit >population: a few hundred >size: fucking massive >usable land: fuck all
Nicholas Barnes
Honestly mate, you sound a little bit retarded. Are you from one of the Shire counties?
Mason Torres
muskeg is just cold swamp
Jeremiah Ramirez
There are too many people here. Sorry, but fuck off friend.
Evan Ramirez
Sorry i think you have us confused with lesser educated people :)
Henry Ward
They belong in England, those scum can keep flooding your shit hole country. You practically live in their domain now, foreigner.
Eli Parker
what did satan mean by this?
Colton Smith
You wanna go deal with spiders? And maybe I am.
No, there literally isn't.
Leo Gutierrez
Ne m'associe pas avec les taco, anglocuck. Reste sur ton ile de merde peuplé de consanguins et de mohamerde.
Connor Gonzalez
Beautiful
Easton Campbell
Bullshit. Have you ever actually been to Vancouver? How about Toronto? It's overly dense and they keep bringing more lesser people here to spend tax dollars that we don't have.
Austin Davis
yeah except most of canada is a cold, rocky fucking wasteland
James Ramirez
have fun paying $12 for a loaf of bread while living in the fucking tundra
t. someone who has actually lived in the north
Ryan Hall
What is this ancient text? What does it mean, I am humbled you decided to visit this planet.
Toronto? I don't watch gook movies friend. As for Vancouver just spread out, make the city large, you got the room.
Lincoln Thomas
We'll use CO2 emission to heat up the planet enough so we can grow our own wheat on the land. Boom cheap bread.
Lincoln Wright
And the population from what? More Gooks? The birth rate here is like 0.000000000000001]
Connor Ross
La langue des personnes qui ont refusés de se faire assimiler par les dents pourris.
Jack Bennett
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Gavin Parker
Hey limey you couldn't handle the cold anywhere north of Toronto but feel to free to move out to empty old Sangueny and prove me wrong, it's widenopen.