Be me

>Be me
>Freshman at rather liberal college
>Try to get involved with clubs
>Join Harry Potter Fan Club
>A week goes by, time for the first meeting
>Meet up with a friend of mine beforehand
>Sit next to him at meeting
>Meeting eventually leads to a Q&A about houses
>Someone makes a comment
>Something along the lines of "I took the test on the website but I'm borderline schizophrenic so idk if it's right lol"
>I see my moment
Would it really be a good idea for someone to be a wizard if they were schizophrenic? Like really
>Not that great of a joke, but entire room laughs
>Laughing ends, some fat bitch who looks like she majored in women's gender studies looks to another, less fat bitch
>Asks her "You wanna talk about that or me?"
>Tfw you know you're about to get bitched at
>Begins to talk about how the joke and talking like that is "non inclusive to people with mental problems"
>Can visually see across the room that nobody thought it was non inclusive
>Leaders go on to talk about how we always include others and that the space we are surrounded in should be a "safe space"
>Haven't gone to a meeting since

This fat bitch made the club non inclusive of humor. Fucking SJW bitches like this just want to watch the world burn under the leadership of a female dictator. The only redeeming quality in this is knowing that no man would want to fuck her, and that she'll be a lonely bitch for her entire life.

>Female dictator
>Taking orders from a woman
I don't take orders from whores thank you very much.

Different experience in arts appreciation of all classes

>be man
>prof assigns us a group project
>we all bring magazines
>cut out pieces of bloomberg sports mags of ripped and hunky guys
>highschool girl taking college credit says we should make project about women being objectified
>other womyn drool over my cutouts and she notices
she never comes back

god i know that fucking feel. my whole fucking campus is liberal to the point where speaking up in class with anything left of radical sjw ideology gets you to stand out big time

>being a republican
> not laughing and apologizing to the girl who called you out and admitting that you were sexist and exclusionary
> not laughing it off and being a good sport
> not waiting in the dark alley on the way to her dorm late at night with a crowbar
> not raping her with the cold hard steel and robbing her so it looksnatural

Jeez it's like you're not even trying.

>not raping her with the cold hard steel and robbing her so it looksnatural

But OP isn't a nigger, so that wouldn't be a natural occurrence.

1. You don't know that.
2. That's why he makes it seem like it was an UrbanCrime...

dont make fun of people with mental illness. to a person that has family members with mental problems its a real drag. you dont make fun of disabled people man what are you stupid or something?

>Nigger attending a harry potter club

Please, user.

>you dont make fun of disabled people man what are you stupid or something?

I'm a vegetarian. Stephen Hawking was delicious.

>attending a fucking Harry Potter club
Did you honestly expect to find 0 autistic people there?

hitler was a tweaker. think about that shit for a minute.

>hitler was a tweaker
Why the fuck should I give a fuck. Disabled people are drains on society and evolutionary weak links. You're holding human evolution back, you fucking faggot.

t. Upset downy

As someone with a brother with Autism, I think I get a free card on talking about Mental Illness

>Don't make fun of retards
>Don't make fun of Muslim
>Don't make fun of Obama

Someone might get offended, somewhere.

Oh look another bucket of ball bearing bomb went off on a bus because people don't have outlets for aggression anymore, and can't ridicule counter productive elements of society.

You're retarded. Humor is the only illumination humanity has against things that are dark and fucked up. Stop being a retarded wet blanket that no one likes.

I'm also going to imagine your family member lost in a mall somewhere blubbering because then you will feel like you've actually done something for them by getting on your high horse online about ruining the mood for countless people with your leftist cancer.

This is your substitute for actually helping that family member in a real way and everyone can see right through you just like we saw through right win hypocrites in an earlier era.

"I'll pray for you" these vapid moderates lost the only thing that glued them together: belief in God and became "We have to be inclusive" faggots like you.

You're a feckless weakling with no convictions, your ideas are those of a weakling, and no one cares anymore.

you really think disabled people have kids? If you kill people because they arent up to your standards then you are evil plain and simple.
I'm not a leftist. I'm just not a nazi faggot. looking up to a tweaker that took a great movement and turned it into genocide. seriously you all need to fuck off.

>If you kill people because they arent up to your standards then you are evil plain and simple.

No one's really going to kill people, but we're not putting weakness on a pedestal to worship like leftists do. If you do that, you are stupid plain and simple.

Stomer fags are probably less than 10 percent of actual Sup Forums users, they're just loud and active.

Beta pussies abound and will put someone like my wife who wrecked my car 7 times in two months in charge of an airliner because of a Wonder Woman movie or some shit tied in with their beta cuck fantasies about Buffy.

You can love someone and still be realistic about their capabilities. Men can do this, EKWALITEEEEEE fags cannot. It's why there are fathers in life.

You've only learned the mother lessons about being NICE TO EVERYONE LIFE IS ABOUT BEING NICE.

That's why you're half a man, if that.

then you need to stop being a nazi because their whole premise is to kill everyone that isnt up to standards. Its NWO shit. next they will say they need to kill most of the whites left for the good of the race so we can survive overpopulation of the planet.

>Implying I look up to Hitler

No, just, no. Everyone is able to be made fun of, it just so happens that the mentally disabled have been made fun of way more than others.

youre a faggot. If you have to make fun of the disabled what does that say about you? you couldnt make someone feel like shit any other way. and I'll tell you something. nobody but brainlets think its fun to make fun of the disabled.

>join harry potter fanclub

>The only redeeming quality in this is knowing that no man would want to fuck her, and that she'll be a lonely bitch for her entire life.

>approach microphone
>*wrong*
She'll fuck a 8/10 chad making 100k+ a year.

I don't think you understand, I don't typically make fun of the disabled, but again, it was a joke.

You say you're not a leftist but this is the exact shit I was talking about in the beginning. Plus you're straight up calling people nazis for making a joke.

My brother has autism and not even he isn't as retarded as you.

Lighten up, people will always make fun of someone else in some way. I'm sure when you go out with your friends you talk about people you saw on Sup Forums who you perceive as Hitler worshippers and gloat about how much better you are morally than them. How is that not any different from laughing at odd or stupid actions done by a person with a disability? Heck people don't even need to have a disability to get made fun of or be laughed at, we have shittons of fail compilations on Youtube and people watch them for entertainment. Did that person intend to slip and fall on their ass? Maybe not but it was caught on camera, shared and you're benefiting from their misfortune and subsequent ass pain.

you are a child. you will understand when you have to take care of them. You dont like your family right now because everything is telling you not to. I get it. but you will grow up and realize you fell for a trap. killing family members because they are disabled is straight up insanity.

>Join Harry Potter club
>Don't tear into the cunt that's being a cunt
'Nuff said

You really are some other kind of special. My autistic brother and I get along fine, I'm practically his best friend. I defend him when people fuck with him, treat him like he's a regular dude. I don't hate the mentally disabled, you'd have to be some kind of fucked to even think I hate him

>Harry Potter Fan Club
Wewlad

First of all, what the FUCK are you doing joining a "Harry Potter Club"?

You need to live, breathe, and shit at the GYM.

Get your ass into shape.

you need to speak from the heart. please make sure everything you say is what you mean. our word is who we are.

>harry potter club
What would there even be to do in that autistic club, read the same 7 books over and over? Masturbate to JK Rowling's twitter feed? Pretend to be preteen wizards at a secret school for your special others?
OP, how many picoseconds of thought did you put into going to a club like that? Like did you just magically expect everyone there to not be raging autistic fucks?

>you dont make fun of disabled people man what are you stupid or something?

of course a 1post by this id would argue that.

I didn't know this was /fit/

But I try to go and lift in the mornings, even if it's not relevant at all to the topic

I only tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Isn't that what you do here?

Yeah shit I said in my one class that they shouldn't allow pedos to have computers and they should investigate their religions while they are in prison. Prof flipped a shit and said nothin bad ever happens, much religious freedom. After class I googled it and some pedo started like a child raping cult..Bitch defended them all the time and works with children victims..........

Solution: start your own group that isn't about gay wizard bullshit and ruthlessly expel anyone who shows up with even a whiff of social justice attitude.

P.S. - men only.

To be honest, I was just looking for something to do other than masturbate and play on the vidya. I wasn't exactly sure what I was expecting from it

...

milo plz go

Bro you're letting him trigger you. No matter what you say or feel he's winning.

Its what I do. Unless I'm trying to be satirical Everyone should. Deceit and lies are not comedy.

How about stop being a fucking pussy and make her leave?

You try to blitzkrieg france in three weeks of no-sleep constant advance and not take meth, go on, i'm waiting.

he was drugged into insanity. do you really want to kill all non whites or not? because you are playing with an ideology that gets us killed by the millions.

Hey, the rest of the class laughed! Did you miss that part? Seems to me that OP is a coward. He let one fat bitch run him out of the club even though everyone else liked his joke and was fine with him. Lame! The biggest problem conservatives have, quite frankly, is that so many of them are fucking pussies. They like to call leftists that, but leftists put everything on the line for what they believe. Right wingers encounter one obstacle and give up. They run away crying. And of course, there are always those worries about muh job and muh reputation. Pathetic. Man up!

I think it's really impressive that tumblr managed to turn their mental illness into a religion. These hambeats are so reverent and secure in their ideology they see themselves as missionaries to spread their gospel far and wide.

Gospel: Critical Thoery
Savior: ??
Sin: privilege
Repent: checking your privilege
Clergy: LGBTQA mentally ill black women
Laity: white women
offshoot denominations: athiesm+, Unitarian universality, Science(TM)

Hey Sup Forums can we create our own religion? and get the entire usa to follow it?
DOUBLES decides what the sin is

just please don't include the frog

make it a state religion like juche but not quite as crazy

You ever have those moments where you think of something to say but the moment already passes? My mind tends to do that.

Will admit though, I can be beta as fuck at times, and it's something I'm trying to work on

You should've just said "Let me guess. Hufflepuff."

Fapping

Shit nigger even the anime club is probably less autistic than that. There
wasn't even a campus republican club or whatever that you looked into first?

what color was she

Interesting you mention that. Found them not too long ago, pretty cool guys there.

Funny thing is, I didn't find them during the typical "freshman join all these fucking clubs" fair. Instead I found the socialists of the campus.

How there can be a socialist group on an American campus before I find the Republicans still baffles me.

Come home. God loves you.

OHHHH FUGG HEHEHE

DOUBLES DECIDES WHAT Sup Forums'S GOSPEL IS

your average SJW

Fat white bitch with thick glasses. Pretty stereotypical SJW

Also fapping

did anyone call him gay yet?

>Harry Potter Fan Club

you just came here to tell your stupid joke.
>>>>/reddit/

That's retarded people should joke freely

Nice work scriptfag

well gentleman. it seems we have reached a contradiction.

the name of our church will be the Dolphin Church. Both our gospel and sin will be fapping.

Lol I swear I'm not scripting, I just got lucky. I don't even post much so I don't know how to do it.

you have kek's blessing. you are now pope.

Should have fired back, and said something like, "lighten up".

Mentally ill people generally shouldn't be let into a position of power where thry could do major harm.

Because of your devotion and willingness to proclaim me as pope you will be my head Templar and lead us into battle to spread the word of Kek!

Aside from all the other smackdown the obvious bait is getting, OP literally said the person said that because of like a fucking online test like an idiot. Who gives a fuck?

Thanks for that story faggot

why would I dispute that I have a mentally disabled person in my family she was breain damaged. She still has all of her memories of how she used to be but now she cant remember anything new. There are real humans inside of those bodies that you want to wipe out. get injured be put down like a horse? give me a fucking break.