ITT: We post our waifus and guess/speculate stuff about each other based on them

ITT: We post our waifus and guess/speculate stuff about each other based on them.

You like girls that act flirty and sexy but are actually pure

True.

You like strong, older women with cheerful personalities that also act like bros. The kind you could take out to drink some beers and share some banter with

>ITT: "You like girls that are [describe waifu]"

Go ahead.

You don't like any girls, so I guess you're gay

You are negative, laid back and pessimistic, so you need a fun waifu that cheers you up but can also accompany you in procrastinating.
I'm guessing you like cuddling a lot. And that you're a manlet.

you like someone who can provide you with the comfiest life and will do her best at household chores or relieving your stress

That's scary accurate, user. How did you even figure all of these out?

not that user, but you're pretty spot on

;_;

You are a warmhearted delinquent?

Fire away.

yep, correct

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Bump

You're curious about women.

You like girls that hate you in hopes that they have some underlying feelings left by the time you drive them away.

You are someone who doesn't go out, so you'd need a girl with even less experience with the outside world. You also feel a need to be dominant in the relationship even though in reality you could barely dominate an amoeba.

I think you're the kind of dude that gets all self conscious when riding a bus or a train and has problems/doubts a lot when he has to cross the street.

t. user who dropped the manga/anime partway

Aside from the bus/train part you nailed it. Good job.

You have a Madonna-Whore complex.

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You are unsatisfied and bored by life, and wish your surroundings would become more exciting.

You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women
You like 2D women

Well, you're not wrong.

Can any good anons introduce me to a nice 2d lady that can cheer me up?

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Sure, user.

This is Ichigo. She is a voice actress.

You're a broken, cynical masochist so you want an even more broken waifu. I guess you like heavy metal share some typical physical traits of metalheads (long hair, using sunglasses, leather jackets, t-shirts with iron maiden logos or the like)
You're probably bad at pleasing people, women specially, because you are self-centered and only want others to please you without giving much in exchange.

Watch more anime with cute girls and no males preferred

This applies to EVERYONE that wants a waifu and feel love

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Watch more anime and read more manga. You'll eventually find her.

Other than the metal head traits pretty much spot on.

(OP)
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF
NO GF

Here we go

Of course i don't have a GF, she's already my waifu after all.

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Thanks guys. I've only really been reading and watching battle shounen, it gets pretty stale.
I'm gonna beging watching Flying Witch, I see threads about it from time to time and it looks comfy.

You:
a). have no older sister
b). lean more towards the submissive side of the spectrum
you've never had a girlfriend and thus idealize a character whose attachment to and enamorment with you goes to the extreme

This thread is baka.

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You're just a fuccboi that wants to be dominated but have some kind of leverage by being better at something else, like your intelligence, so that you don't get an inferiority complext towards your waifu.
Thing is, you aren't that smart, so you don't really have anything going in your favor.

Apparently I like 2D women and have no GF. The deep insight has enlightened me.

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I'll give this a go.

The only posts that matter.

Don't worry, I'm with you ALL THE WAY on Erina my man. Obv best girl & best waifu

You're a lonely bastard that would easily throw his current life away. You're dominant but secretly want to be submissive when it comes to women.

True, except that the boredom has given way to self-defeating pessimism and a wish to die.

Try Fire Emblem Fates 2bh with you, family. That is, if you don't mind a girl that has a 3D model.

You have mediocre taste because you don't like Hare. But at least you're not an Arisa fag. You might like the idea of a girl who is committed to you enough to sacrifice herself. This might be because when you've dedicated yourself to a woman before, you found your loyalty was not returned.

I'd take a bf too, senpai. Like pic related.

You are in real need of some love. I think you are very naive, sensible and have trust issues. Probably had some dysfunctional/unhealthy relationship in the past, or are at least the kind that is likely to get into one.
Maybe your mom didn't give you enough affection.

A family is your dream. You also dream a lot about growing old with her.

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You all browse Sup Forums?

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Manslut.

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rate me up

Get out filth

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You like sluts

You like sluts

You like dead sluts

waifu =/= gf

Nice analytics, but I just posted that because it's related to my "NO GF" post.

None of the girls in Majikoi are my waifu.

Plus anyone with good taste would pick:
Mayuzumi > Miyako >= Momoyo >= Chris > Kazuko (she's not bad but a sister type instead of romantic type)

ill give it a whirl

Femdom

amputee

fivehead

uniform

Useless moe

sister fetish

tsundere femdom

Dyke fetish

genki retard moe

yandere

Feet

generic yandere

oppai class rep

smelly hikikomori fetish

Feet

Bland child hood friend

loli necrophilia

Sorry if i skipped yours but i just cant remember them too well, if i did watch/read where they are from

your a filthy fat paedo

I think that you are lost, fuck off

My enlightment has deepened. I like 2D women, I have no GF and my eyes have been opened that I browse Sup Forums!

Truely such mastery of the human psyche is a gift from the gods!

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jaded bastard

Was just stating facts about the people who like their waifu. How does that make me jaded?

Most of this feels pretty accurate. Only had a couple of gfs. First one had a rough ending. Second one ended up cheating. She broke it off since she felt bad that I forgave her. We became acquaintances after that. Been rocking single for past couple of years lol.

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Very accurate. Good guess user

You're insecure but you don't have to be.
Nigga you just got good taste I don't know what to say.
Prisma Ilya=boring shallow lolicon
F/SN Ilya=extreme lolicon king

You're in your mid-twenties at least and into MILFs, which are now women your own age. You love the tomboyish type because you feel like you can be more real with them or that there are fewer barriers or risks of miscommunication.

Another idea: watch Bleach until the end of the Soul Society arc. Rukia's so cute.

You're an unhealthy, pathetic neckbeard and you long to be dominated by a young woman.

I didn't say anything that indicated I thought that pic was your waifu.

I'll admit I do find genki girls endearing, but
>retard
Nigger, fight me.

Also, you're supposed to be describing anons, not their waifus.

You like excitable girls that are maybe naive or inexperienced, but so sweet at heart. This is because you long to believe in the good in people.

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It's pretty jaded to have fun by specifically guess everyone's fetishes alone. I would do it to.

I forgot the word generic for her too.

You denying that she is retarded?

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>kazuko last
Yeah, you're an irredeemable piece of trash. Get out.
You love to tease people and exploit their naivety even though you too are sometimes very ingenuous too. You probably get easily distracted and your mind gets blank in certain situations like when the employee at subway asks you what you want in your sandwich.

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And what does a non-generic genki girl look like? Name three. What's retarded about her? The fact she doesn't get how other people feel? Her desire to believe in the supernatural?

come at me faggots

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Try to get more into "cute girls" shows, especially shows with a large female cast. Idolshit, haremshit, and sometimes SoL shit are good for these because they are essentially a choose-your-own-waifu show

Assman. You really miss your highschool days.

>liking worst girl

Guess we all know you have shit taste now.

You wouldn't mind getting NTRed by a dog.

>smelly hikikomori fetish
Close, I AM the smelly hikikomori.

Nothing to complain about beyond the fact she's lesbo. Would have been best girl otherwise. In light of that, the pink haired, forever-chuuni girl is best girl. I'll agree with on the high school part, or at least that you wish you had made more of your time in high school social life wise, especially with girls.

Hard Mode time faggots

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You still have some of that childish love for super-powers and magic that you just cant get rid of

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You're a hisokafag

You like "complex" girls but really what appeals to you is tough girls with cute faces and little inhibitions

You want to nurture a girl to an extent and form an attachment through that. Essentially Hikaru Gengi

What do you mean by "complex" Aside from that spot on so far

Hanekawa would age like wine, of course I'd dream about that
Making her into a mother is top priority