How do you make a loli calm down?

How do you make a loli calm down?

my penis

Redirecting her to .
Lolis love /an/.

Semen.

drugs

Headpat and cuddling

qt trap.

Slap butt

Having sex with her. My loli pouts if we don't have sex at least 5 times a week.

Elephant tranquilizers.

God knows that's the only thing that can make a kid sit still.

pizza

Give the loli one of these lollis.

That'll calm her down.

then do things to her butt when she falls asleep

but just before she dies

Only those who actually handled children truly knows how superior 2D is.
I feel you user.

With a tactical Nuclear strike.

It makes college kids calm down too. Truly universal.

Or it could make them go crazy, it really depends.

Tell her to imagine something that's impossible to imagine- typically a rollercoaster. It helps if you're wearing a pink tuxedo shirt & bow tie and both of you are sitting on a park bench.

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Give her her daily allotment of cummies.

Dude

Give her the milk

That would just make things worse. You know what they say about lolis and pizza.

>You know what they say about lolis and pizza

What's that?

One costs 5 times as much as the other.

all these faggots in the thread saying sex. fuck off pedos you give loli hugs to calm them down.

Head pat.

Vitamin D

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Is that supposed to be her as she struggles to breath manually?

Cause that's how it happens.

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