Be American

>be American
>go to church
>get shot
>go to to school
>get shot
>go to work
>get shot
>go to store
>get shot
>go to mall
>get shot
>go to restaurant
>get shot
>go to movies
>get shot

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>Be Europe
>Get raped by Germans twice and need BIG ANGLO COCK to come save you
>Whine and complain later
lol cunt

>be american
>go to school
>dont get vaccine shots

Show your flag, coward

Sage

>be european
>live empty, thoughtless life in a safety bubble provided by mommy government until you commit suicide at age 30

>be UK
>suck a fucking dick

>Be Aquafresh
>Be used to brush teeth after I get done sucking dick

Checkmate fag

Don't worry guns are not the problem.

Another day, another faggot libtard pretending the people who get shot are somehow more dead than people who get killed in other ways.
sage

>Don't get autism

Sauce.

Hey libfag: America has by far the highest rate of gun ownership in the world. Why is our murder rate so low? And we have tons of niggers, too, so it's not that we are pearly white.
sage

I live in San Diego and I've heard exactly 0 gunshots while at home in my 20 years living here

>your pic related
Its an answer, just not to the homicide question.

Still better then being European

>be american and 400lb car bumps me die of fat.

[spoiler]Im really american like op.[/spoiler]

reeeeeee

...

Be American...shoot back.

>be a faggot
>make this thread
>????

Wow people use tools to kill one another.
>Hey achmed what are you doing with that bucket of chemicals?

Op is forever a faggot

> be american.
> go anywhere, get shot
> go to the hospital
> find out they don’t take your insurance.
> be billed 800 dollars for a bag of saline, you needed 30 to replenish the volume you lost bleeding
> your final bill is over 100 thousand dollars.
> can’t afford it.
> file for bankruptcy.
> because of bankruptcy no one hires you.
> be evicted from your apartment
> become hobo
> get shot again by a bitch who happens to be the daughter of a judge and who drives a Porsche.
> die

>be europe
>get stabbed
>terrified of guns
>get stabbed
>bin that knife
>get stabbed
>welcome refugees
>get stabbed
>get raped by abdul
>get stabbed
>get halal kebab
>get stabbed
>cry about people on the other side of the planet owning guns
>get stabbed
>LARP as european with flag but really from the US
>get shot

>Take away all of the guns

>Church/School/Whatever gets burnt to the ground

Guns aren't the problem, just a means

>Be European
>Get gangraped and murdered by Muslims
>Get arrested for speaking out against it

Be real American, not a shitskin.

Have trivial risk of being shot.
Have plenty of arms to defend self. (I actually have, without need to fire my Mini-14.)
Pay low taxes, have minimal restrictions on what I do with my property.
No MoT, no TUV, no metrics to support either.
Cheap delicious petrol:

gasbuddy.com/GasPriceMap?z=4

Legal weed in some states.
Chink investors don't own us like Oz and Canada.

Life is fine if you choose not to be a piece of shit.

Reality?

Be 6 foot 200 lb American.
Have CCP and carry.
Go wherever the fuck you want and do whatever the fuck you want to do and nobody messes with you because everyone pretty much knows that you are strapped.

Feels good.

TRIPS

You forgot the part where the gubbmint perceives your freedom and gun ownership as a white supremacist threat and they literally rape you and your wife with bullets. Randy Weaver // ruby ridge style.

Tell that to the branch davidians or randy weaver.

Pro tip: you can’t because the gubbmint massacred them.

>Be Brazilian
>No store
>No school
>No work
>Get shot anyway

>be European
>get stabbed
>walk down street
>get sliced
>sit on bench
>get acid in face
>go to concert
>get nailbombed
>go in train
>get train bombed
>go let in refugees
>get religion of peace
I'd take the gunshot wounds compared to the fucking knife wounds someone posted on here one day. Knife just fucks up everything about you wherever it made contact when used violently, same with acid as it just eats your skin

So basically normal day in USA?

>some states have nearly none of this shit
>some states have an incredibly high amount of this shit
>implying there's really any difference between the EU with some of the countries not having these issues and the rest do
Come on boland, get them to pay denbts already

I heard you guys were quite, hot shots!

Slavs raped germany, anglo faggot.

>>be European
Lol. Europe is a continent you fucking brainlet. What the fuck is a "European"?

Secret is - you have to be trying to get shot to avoid getting shot.

>be white child
>get raped by muslim
>liberals cover it up

>>be American
Shoot back.

>uk flag
>brushing teeth

bwahaahahahahahahahaha, no.

>gawrsh, maybe the whole continent of Europe is fucking shit
Someone made it past first grade geography class, congratulations. Don't fry a brain cell trying to think out of this one

>be European
>go to the tub
>get bleached
>go to a party
get blown into parts and parcels
>go to the bus station
>get raped

>be Fingol
>immune to polemics on europe
>immune to polemics on scandis