Brits have to mash their poo before flushing

>brits have to mash their poo before flushing

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No we don't you fag

>in denial about his poo masher

>be american
>take a shit
>sit down on double-wide special orthodontic toilet seat
>ass immediately begins to sweat against the cheap plastic (made in china)
>big fat asscheeks slide together under force of gravity
>begin to shit
>shit is extruded through asshole compacted by obesity
>slides through my sweaty, pimply asscheeks
>i am already taking great rasping breaths
>hold onto the sink to stabilize myself while i take a bite of my Spicy Italian subway sandwich
>grunt into the sandwich as i push the solid log of spicy italians past into the water below
>finish in four bites
>lick my fingers clean
>start browsing Target.com for deals on plastic dinnerware (made in china) to pass the time
>reach for wad of starbucks and mcdonalds napkins held in an empty lays potato chip (also licked clean) bag, to use as toilet paper
>begin wiping my hemorrhoidic anus but can barely reach
>give up after several pathetic attempts to do it right, as with creating functional health care system
>stand up
>my trunklike feet make loud thuds as i shuffle around
>my breathing is audible for 14 metres around me
>look in the mirror at my sweating, gelatinous face
>"At least I am not European"

kek

this is a meme worth forcing

OI! You can't make do until you mash that poo!

>politics and recent events
Into the trash.

kekeee

Hey! Mash that poo or clog that loo!

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Newfag

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???

Get a clue, mash your poo

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Banned, eh?

Ok you got us,
We used to have poo mashers but we had to hand them over.
Poo mashers ends lives m8o

Oy ya cheeky wanker, you got yer poo mashing licence there sonny?

Nice poo masher. This was the one I got in London when I was on vacation.

I got this one when I was in London a few years ago.
Nice thing is that I can use it at my desk, and just rice it over the john and wipe

I used to just shit through a sieve to save time, but then I picked this up. The great thing about it is, it's your standard shit masher but you can also kind of scoop with it, so if you see a peanut or something tasty in your shit you can scoop it out of the bog, pick it out, eat it, and get back to mashing your shit in one swift motion.

Bullshit.

have a clue, mash that poo!

MASH
THE
POO

If you eat normal sized portions your poos will flush down our loos just fine

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halp. poo masher no works.

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