So I just finished End of Evangelion

So I just finished End of Evangelion...

...did he really masturbate on Asuka?

So you just watched a 90 minute movie -- and not just any 90 minute movie, THAT 90 minute movie -- and your only question is about something that happened in the first two minutes? Did it all just fly over your head or what?

Yes!

You watched "What The Fuck Is Going On: The Animated Film" and what you got hung up on, was whether one character jacks off.
Well done

I don't understand why he decided to strangle Asuka at the end.

he needed to get excited so he could masturbate on her again

Shouldn't he be strangling himself then?

He only gets off on unconscious/sleeping girls. And grey haired bishonen.

Well, yeah. Who doesn't? But she was already sleeping. Was that really necessary?

In case she started to wake up and call for her mother, like happened before.

Even Moot said Asuka is best girl.

inb4 "who?"

Yeah? Well, where is Moot now? Dead. Checkmate, user.

Moot's not dead, just resting up for the instrumentality.

He's dead on the inside, though.

Aren't we all?

I'm not, I've got anime

You're extra dead on the inside. You're undead.

Instrumentality was last year dude, did you miss it? there was a big event and everything.

I just got here, I found a beat up DeLorean last year and decided to come to 2016 to check on the latest webcomics, memes and animu.

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No son, next to.
His jizz was in his hand, not on her beautiful chest.