(HE DID) They don't call Sean "quick draw" for no reason.
John Williams
>updated pastebin my nigga
Jose Hill
Daily reminder Kellogg's frosted flakes and /nofap/ are the reason that you're circumcised.
Caleb Jenkins
>Every 10% drop costs them $200 Million
Tyler Wilson
DAHNALD
Gabriel Campbell
>The state of U.S. navy
lfamo
Brandon Rogers
I want to say it's great being on the winning team and I like coming here everyday to see there's still some hope in this twisted world.
Aiden Barnes
Finally, Pittsburgh isn't an embarrassment on /ptg/! Feels good.
Mason Edwards
Reminder
Brayden Morgan
Are burgers and bongs no longer tomodachis?
Juan Lopez
...
Lincoln Brooks
/ourguy/ Bannon is on Hannity tonight, live. I advise all fellow patriots to tune in.
David Powell
Seriously, how can we win with support like this?!
Cameron Young
>arctic >literally just tested more of our subs that can break through them kek
Oliver Taylor
t. JIDF
Blake Morgan
>some tiny irrelevant island not knowing anything about geography Really bakes my noodles.
Angel Rodriguez
>Blacks will continue to whine about police.
Alexander Watson
>declare war on north korea technically we are still at war with north korea, no?
Camden Harris
Fuck Bannon and his bloated, syrosis ridden ego
Austin Perry
That's why we're melting the icecaps.
Grayson King
Now do carriers
Hudson Price
>$3
What does this even cover?
Mason Rodriguez
Like you wouldn't threaten Juan Williams with a gun if you had the opportunity.
Justin Sanchez
Love it or leave it, motherfuckers.
Liam Anderson
Actually there is a potential trade route that could form there in the future. Trump ordered the military to bulk up our presence there since February and signed more legislation in March.
Logan Russell
You're falling for the trap, user
Xavier Harris
You can get a burger and fries at mcdonalds.
Matthew Hill
feeds a kid for a day
Cooper Wilson
Possible red pill for normalfags.
Ayden Cox
>"people committing suicide due to being tricked into cutting their dick off is worth it if blue checkmarks on twitter approve of us for it"
Tyler Lee
I don't keep the tab open, I always open a new window with the pastebin and fetch it new.
THREAD NEED NEW OP tho, this one is past his bedtime
Parker Robinson
>lfamo >lets fuck ass mine off
Cameron Thompson
a gallon of gas to get to a "hot dog party"
Joseph Nelson
No we just got the achievement though.
Nathan Carter
its over.........
Ryan Miller
IT’S PERFECTLY FINE TO TOUCH YOURSELF AND MASTURBATE. BELIEVE ME.
Ian Flores
Meh, We just blow up the ice with high explosives. Its the American way.
Christian Garcia
right....because I won't support (((Breitbarts))) candidate
Michael Bennett
When ever was it?
Adrian Morris
The party of #Science everyone.
John Walker
I'm not though
Connor Walker
>technically we are still at war with north korea, no?
Yes
Daniel Nguyen
I don't know about that but I'll trust these digits
Jaxon Miller
Just contemplate for a second the dynamics at play when human women naturally evolved a virginity test.
Jose Howard
it's true though, the guy who invented kellogg's was a massively political anti-masturbator who shilled circumcision because he believed it would stop masturbation
frosted flakes could also be known as "kellogg's anti-masturbation flakes" as he also believed that they were so bland they would stop it as well.
Anthony Powell
There is armistice between U.N. Command, NK and China.
U.S. is technically not at war, it is U.N. U.S. never declared a war on NK.
Angel Richardson
Moore and strange are both great for different reasons.
Robert Cox
I give him 6 months.
Joseph Ross
A kids meal from mcdonalds
Adam Bennett
is he going to suck his own cock on live tv?
Brayden Johnson
Yeah and our only lands that are in the arctic is Alaska while Canada and Russia basically surround it. They have more land and reason to have more ships like that.
Jayden White
Most of Russia's naval ports are covered in ice nearly year around.
Also >ruling over a bunch of penguins and whales
Yeah, that'll teach us
Christopher Diaz
I wonder if Juan Williams likes for his wife to cheat on him. He probably is a hen pecked cuck.
Michael Rodriguez
Kelly can suck a sock
Jeremiah Rogers
No. South Korea is, but we were part of a UN police action that has expired.
Liam Rivera
>Sources say >CNN
Benjamin Myers
Two mcdoubles, and you still get change
Luis Stewart
...
Leo Reed
The boy scouts were also meant to distract from the urge to jack off
Hunter Edwards
Does it come with a toy at least?
Ryan Parker
how are we, the ice king, supposed to woo fiona otherwise?
We're relatives not friends. We don't let other beat them up, that's our job.
Adrian Smith
So much wasted meme potential
Parker Jackson
When you start trading with us, we can sell you our special cuisine.
Charles Roberts
>Kelly don't like this >Kelly don't like that >Kelly: WTF I hate Trump now and regret voting for him Who are these faggots trying to fool
Logan Foster
It was an incredibly arrogant statement founded on yet another faggots desire to become the leader of a right facing movement. Trump is the leader, the only leader and will remain the leader for 7 more years. Faggots trying to co opt shit for their own gain are pieces of shit that deserve the rope
Asher Nguyen
Is this the Weiner jailbait? Worth it!
Grayson Morris
What was what?
Juan Phillips
What the fuck is that? A fried protein bar?
James Rodriguez
j harvey kellogg was a kike puppet
Jace Morales
I thought deep frying candy bars was an American thing.
Samuel Morris
Why do the British ruin everything?
Kevin Lee
What do we trade with you guys?
Ayden Powell
Found the cause of the climate change. Fucking ruskies.
Cooper Sanchez
>I just had a british breakfast, the shit granola bar was especially delicious
Henry Myers
>cnn.com >the propaganda HQ whose claim to reality is always followed by "sources say" I remain skeptical.
Charles Lewis
I just want that cheese that's still federally banned for some reason.
Adam Hernandez
Trump did thing
Jason Bell
Because they're all Muslim now.
Cooper Taylor
Second and final warning: when 300 hits there is no OP, someone pick up and either make a new thread or post some Joes
Xavier Brooks
what will can i get for one (1) burger
Zachary Peterson
I think the kids meal is more than 3 dollars, sorry.
Samuel Howard
I miss him.
Jaxson Howard
>Pittsburgh isn't an embarrassment on /ptg/ >When ever was it (an embarrassment on /ptg/)?
Chase Brooks
You could make the case that Trumps movement is an extension of the tea party movement.
Jacob Wright
When we start trading with you Americans, can we trade people?
Can we have Taylor swift? Who do you want for Taylor swift.
No refunds on piers morgan btw.
Justin Bell
fuck off, drumpf tards
Joshua Reyes
>tfw spent days making mooch oc >tfw have an entire folder that will never see the light of day
oh well
Andrew Lopez
Here comes WW3....Turks push into Kurdish territory, Iran gets spooked and attacks the Turks, NATO article gets called and Blamo! WW3
Elijah Brooks
Pittsburgh is a liberal shithole. It's an embarrassment on here, user.