He slaps your girlfriend's ass and commences to stand like this

He slaps your girlfriend's ass and commences to stand like this.
What do, Sup Forums?

Slap his boyfriends ass

Ask him how many times he spoke with the ethics commissioner.

Ask my girlfriend if I can deck him or does she want that pleasure herself.

shoot him

>getting cucked by the UN to pay for slavery

Deport him to Cuba along with daddy

Kick it in its vagina.

Crunch a leaf.

Talk about his father.

Sneak into his home 20 months later and lay in wait for a day and a night before ambushing his family and deleting entire bloodline.

Rake.

Roshambo

>Ask him if he's okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of eggs
>Ask if he needs a ride home
>Tell him that the day of the rake is coming

Corbata colombiana

>stand beside him
>notice i have 3 heads on him
>run because im a lanklet cuckold
Lanklets btfo

I'll stick my middle finger in his pooper and whisper in his ear:
"I want your boipucci. If it's pink you will be mine forever"

Kraut, why exactly would you want to slap another man's ass?

Call the police. Sexual harassment is a serious matter.

I would pull my wife off of him before she finished ripping his throat out with her bare hands and getting a murder rap.

>there are people that don't edc a pocket rake incase a cancuck gets uppity

What do you mean? I win in this scenario? Right?

>numbers confirm

Why is your fantasy woman so manly?

As a respectivable black man, how do I attract good white women like in your picture?

Can't do anything against that power stance.

knock him backwards like a fuckin kung fu movie, then my girlfriend would deliver half a dozen kicks to the nuts, all leg

Wave a gun at cops. It always leads to white women idolizing you

Ok, how's about without me dyeing

grab his ass and put a leash on him

Ostracise him from our group convo while I drop some dope stories.

>this blows the leaf

You wear your "hands up don't shoot" shirt. Duh

exchanges place with her so she has the whip and not you.

give him a slap.

Tell his Domme to get her sissy sub in line, then lambast her for being a terrible slut trainer.

Slap my ass!

Remind him that it's 2017.

How to decifer this comment

Sad but true

>What do, Sup Forums?
Tell him that this was extremely sexist and anti-feminist and that he needs to check his white privilege RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Slap her arse twice as hard to reassert dominance

Cuckeau wouldnt slap his own wife's ass, let alone the ass of a complete stranger.

I know it's not funny but I really would like to lay him a savage beatdown

>deck him
u been hanging round aussies or what m8

He's a boxer who would probably pummel your ass leaf.

Kill myself and claim victory

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Gracefully accept his tearful apology once he realizes what a misogynist he is.

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Kick him in the balls, if he has any

That's a perfectly american expression. I think I learned it from my dad when I was probably like 4 or 5.

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Top fucking kek

Alpha. As. Fuck.

I guess he can do that to his wife

Take cover or stand up in similar wuji.
You're about to get your ass kicked

if he slaps my gfs ass doesn't that mean I get laid?