He slaps your girlfriend's ass and commences to stand like this.
What do, Sup Forums?
He slaps your girlfriend's ass and commences to stand like this
Slap his boyfriends ass
Ask him how many times he spoke with the ethics commissioner.
Ask my girlfriend if I can deck him or does she want that pleasure herself.
shoot him
>getting cucked by the UN to pay for slavery
Deport him to Cuba along with daddy
Kick it in its vagina.
Crunch a leaf.
Talk about his father.
Sneak into his home 20 months later and lay in wait for a day and a night before ambushing his family and deleting entire bloodline.
Rake.
Roshambo
>Ask him if he's okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of eggs
>Ask if he needs a ride home
>Tell him that the day of the rake is coming
Corbata colombiana
>stand beside him
>notice i have 3 heads on him
>run because im a lanklet cuckold
Lanklets btfo
I'll stick my middle finger in his pooper and whisper in his ear:
"I want your boipucci. If it's pink you will be mine forever"
Kraut, why exactly would you want to slap another man's ass?
Call the police. Sexual harassment is a serious matter.
I would pull my wife off of him before she finished ripping his throat out with her bare hands and getting a murder rap.
>there are people that don't edc a pocket rake incase a cancuck gets uppity
What do you mean? I win in this scenario? Right?
>numbers confirm
Why is your fantasy woman so manly?
As a respectivable black man, how do I attract good white women like in your picture?
Can't do anything against that power stance.
knock him backwards like a fuckin kung fu movie, then my girlfriend would deliver half a dozen kicks to the nuts, all leg
Wave a gun at cops. It always leads to white women idolizing you
Ok, how's about without me dyeing
grab his ass and put a leash on him
Ostracise him from our group convo while I drop some dope stories.
>this blows the leaf
You wear your "hands up don't shoot" shirt. Duh
exchanges place with her so she has the whip and not you.
give him a slap.
Tell his Domme to get her sissy sub in line, then lambast her for being a terrible slut trainer.
Slap my ass!
Remind him that it's 2017.
How to decifer this comment
Sad but true
>What do, Sup Forums?
Tell him that this was extremely sexist and anti-feminist and that he needs to check his white privilege RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Slap her arse twice as hard to reassert dominance
Cuckeau wouldnt slap his own wife's ass, let alone the ass of a complete stranger.
I know it's not funny but I really would like to lay him a savage beatdown
>deck him
u been hanging round aussies or what m8
He's a boxer who would probably pummel your ass leaf.
Kill myself and claim victory
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Gracefully accept his tearful apology once he realizes what a misogynist he is.
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Kick him in the balls, if he has any
That's a perfectly american expression. I think I learned it from my dad when I was probably like 4 or 5.
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Top fucking kek
Alpha. As. Fuck.
I guess he can do that to his wife
Take cover or stand up in similar wuji.
You're about to get your ass kicked
if he slaps my gfs ass doesn't that mean I get laid?