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Here's a quick rundown of croatian accomplishments.Which one impresses you the most?

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>some people ride bikes to work
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones
>croatian military ration rated as the best by Steve1989MREInfo
>can produce own submarines and battle ships
>ISIS defeated due to croatian assault rifles
>Croats mentioned in Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy
>probably commited genocide but got away with it

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>Croats mentioned in Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy
Explain

shit like this makes me cringe

lel
You barely ever ruled Poland.

President

>probably commited genocide but got away with it

Ajde trolaj malo jače idiote. ZDS

t. russian mongrel, german turk or uneducated murican

>>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
what? almost?

I wanna know as well.Are you going to Heaven or Hell?Our Kang had to go to Hell kek.

In serbia almost everyone has heard of the internet.

Here's a rifle with which ISIS was defeated

Fuck off serv

Oh man, i wish i could marry her

slavs are subhumans

I don't know ehy you think i'm Serb,but i have to say those people are pretty dark.Can Serb anons explain this.Are this average looking Serbs?

I want to do unspeakable things to your president

like killing her because she is a slav subhuman?

Says the nigger enabler living in sjw lala land called germanistan. You faggots are pathetic af and make my skin crawl.

...

I would kill her pussy with my dick tbqhwyf

>croatian military ration rated as the best by Steve1989MREInfo
post link/proofs
P.S. we're taking the sea border, will be printing new maps by the end of the month, get fucked
>low unemployment
sure, when young people are leaving 4 Austria and Germany
>can produce own submarines and battle ships
>can
no money thou
>thicc
would suck on them titties

Ignore that guy.He's a Turk pretending to be Greek living in Germany and constantly spamming the same thing in threads whenever Slavs are mentioned.Probably one of the most retarded posters out there.

> white and european
Lel no.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=21vP5FUuTzg

>>we're taking the sea border

Cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=lG2nFJHnjCs

This copypasta always males me laugh
>importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe

Destroying the nu-male cuck one at a time.

Croats are Turks.

inb4 Serbs looking for Croatian approval. inb4 one Brit (very likely diadpora Serb) writing that Croats are Turks. As usual.

He is Brazilian

M8... youre not that great.

>money and high purchasing power
>low unemployment

Eduardo da Silva is brazilian Oliver.

nice

Looks like me but i'm a bit lighter xD
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Also honorary Aryan Croat the eternal Anglo ruined his career.
Anyone can help me make a propaganda poster :) I made the outline of it but I fucking can't put a background of it in photoshop reeee.

Should i add concept one car and Mate Rimac? The car appeared in Top gear (their new show) and they tested it.They also filmed in Croatia.
I think i should.

>Richard Hammond crashed with croatian electric supercar (not due to fault of the car) giving great publicity to the car and Croatia too

It's 2017 now

>stood side by side against Ottomans like true Slav Bros
>now their incompetent politicians can't get into agreement where borders stand

I'm sad.

so its worse?

No

I say give you the waters but you gotta build the highway for fair trade.

>>purchased custom car kit
>>chinese batteries
>>father stole money
>>now his son is a director of a chinese owned import/export company called "Rimac Automobili"

>>"croatian super car"

W o W...

Pastas are known to do that.

Rimac je smece i tatin sin.

what about vacation? when should I vacation the croatian lands?

Tako je.
Otac mu je maznuo lovu pa je na račun toga otvorio firmu koju su otkupili kinezi.
Nikada se nije ni bavio ikakvom proizvodnjom ičega. Firma mu prepakirava i preprodaje proizvode.

Najbolje je kad na portalima pišu kao da on dobiva investicije, kinezi pretaču lovu u svoju kompaniju, a hrvati su jelte, jalni, na "uspjeh" ovog ružnog i neobrazovanog hohštaplera.

When the penal colonies are reopened on them.

In the summer at Novalja,around the times where big parties are hosted.
You will fit right in with other tourists!
Dont forget to use up all your shekels

>croatian accomplishments
youtu.be/8kE3YYDTR44

after watching this, this was an obvious paid advertisement 4 cromre channel

yes,we are turks

Oh fuck! Thats your best acomplishment. Shes hoooooot!

That's a degenerate leftist band.

Here is the original masterpiece:

youtube.com/watch?v=G8dtHMts-j8

beautiful
thank you Januz Slovene-Bro get us shekels pls

>That's a degenerate leftist band.

Just like i like :-)

She is certainly more hawt than your average american wimmin who hit the wall at 30.

>>people wear modern clothes
but speak an archaic meme language and when they try English they have an unaesthetic accent.

Za koga? Za poglavnika!

There,there...

Rijeka is degenerate.
Hercegovac?

That I own land there.

Rijeka is a lefty dominated shithole. It's like california.

stop with these cringe threads you sperglord faggot

Based serbshit

The people of Rijeka must be happy to give their tax money to pay for the band members government owned apartments and pension funds.

As a Bulgarian, I support Croats.

based commie
youtube.com/watch?v=9n5s2y0jH4w

>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>importing cars from Portugal
>importing Polish technology
you are such a funny troll

>Rimac
Janjevac?

Owning Modrus-Fiume

:(

Did you erase the pic with the cute girl,op?

In case any of you faggots wonder why our women are hot af.

Hercegovanac iz vukojebine koji je prešao iz opanka u cipelu.

Sta nisu ovi na -ac Janjevci ili sam pomijesao s Hercegovcima.

Bilo kako bilo neka plemenska lopuza.

Janjevci su najčešće na -ić, ali to nije pravilo.

Btw iz Dubrave sam.

Zapruđe

you got btfo'd by turks/serbshits tho
UMA kroacija

Is it true they are coalburners (no offence, just curious)?

How to improve photoshop skills?

Only the decadent whores who want to party all the time and sell their pussies for shekels.

Every country has this problem. However feminism is weak here and coalburners get shamed.

Rijeka, Varazdin and big tourists spots.

Usually rich niggaz who play sports or bring American bux.

good

Jebo mater, kakav bait, mora da si mnogo ponosan. Bravo, Hrv*je.

I heard being a diaspora decreases photoshop skills

kek meanwhille in Serbia

Kome se obračaš bre? Popušili ste kitu 95. Kako se zbog toga osječaš?

Mi smo bili samo godinu dana u Ljepoj vasoj i za to vreme 7 hiljada rvata ubili a dok samo hilljadu JNA vojnika izgubili.Zato ono nikakav problem Davore.

Idi se leči bre. Propala vam šugoslavija i oluja vas je pomela. Ako ništa drugo onda se pomirite sa činjenicom da vam je puko san o velikoj smrdiji i obratite se vašoj lezbači na čelu države.

This is definitely the biggest Croat accomplishment, one you should be very proud of.
It could easily be one of the greatest accomplishments of mankind in general.
>Croatian WW2 Nazi collaborators were actually Jews

lijepa nasa lezbaca

t.Dejan Lučić

Looks sci-fi as fuck my nigga

it's not some conspiracy theory, you can just google those names

A da Titoslavija,gde su Hrvati i Sloveni molili Petra da vas primi posto bi vam Italiani cmar novi napravili.

A to za onu Hrvatsku lezbacu to je sam Vucic nju proglasio za premijera,a inace nije lose sada ne mogu manjine da seru EU to kako nemaju nikakva prava u Srbiji.

OP's post: everything that is NOT happening in CroaTia. Imagine all the points being to the opposite, and that is what Croatia is like today.

damn

The paler the Croat the more he like getting fucked in the ass.

Says the leaf who enables Justin to be in power. Shieet. Your country is srsly fucked. Enjoy being a faggot.

>Polish technology
OP is clearly talking about advanced cloaking devices to get easier across border into wealthy western EU countries