This is your pool partner for today

This is your pool partner for today.

Claire a shit.

She's got perfect looks.

sorry but she won't be allowed to play at The Crucible Theater dressed like that.

excellent

But I can't swim.

Don't worry. She got 2 floating devices.

>pool partner
>implying I can swim

This is like one of those play-doh push molds.

>Yellow Houki a worst girl
No thanks.

...

She's fat. I mean, obese fat. She'll die at the age of 28 from a heart attack.

>posting Claire without her only redeeming quality

Drills?

>implying

tits or gtfo

Fuck YES!

At least for today, I am officially a lucky bastard!

>no faggot that says "Clair a best. A BEST."
Where the fuck is he?

Captain Obvious? I don't know.

Claire a shit. A SHIT.

So how bad did this show do?

I want to stick my dick in that butt-cleavage.

I want to stick my dick in Claire.