Post typical Evangelion threads you usually see on Sup Forums

Post typical Evangelion threads you usually see on Sup Forums

I don't get it.

if unit 01 was my mom things would be different around here

Is Shinji gay?

Also Asuka > Rei

Fucking when Anno?

kaworu did nothing wrong and he gave shinji unconditional,real LOVE

kaworu have been traveled thousands of timelines just to give shinji a happy ending

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Why is Shinji such a faggot? He's surrounded by hot girls and gets to fight in a giant robot and he still whines like a bitch.

Eva is so stupid Shinji rejects a world of endless pleasure like a retard and it's just pretentious bullshit full of religious symbols.

Kaworu doesn't care about Shinji anymore, he loves Luluco now.

Rei > Asuka

Which one would you choose?

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Hm. Darth Vader = Gendo?

yes

Can someone post the ragecomic of about eva threads?

you know that luluco is shinji, right ?

They're nothing alike, besides for the abusive parents and tendency to fall in love with evil bishounens.

second

At least Jarjar is sexy and moe Mari isn't good for anything

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I'm still waiting for that movie, just like how i'm waiting for HL2ep3.

for who

myself?

this one?

you have more? thanks

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Why does Shinji's mom have such broad shoulders?

My friend implies that Rei is the non-gay answer

What did Shinji mean by this?

Do you think he knew jerking off would make him cum?

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What does this mean?

>shinji ikari
>born june 6 2001
>not a 90s kid

Shinji needs to be hung with all the other 2000s kids.

t. someone born in 1998

Blood and semen are fluids representative of what it means to be alive, dealing with circulation and reproductive. The Adam Fetus is used for secret plans

Thanks? I just did what the thread asked...

Thanks for the interpretation.