Everyone give a big hand to Australia's new Space Agency
Everyone give a big hand to Australia's new Space Agency
>arse
Really?
Aussies please, just stop the bants for once
AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
>it's real
Fuck me is there anything Australia WON'T do for the bantz?
Fkn kek, got to get one of these
Legit brevs
Guess we know what we're going to name our Space Federation now.
My sides are not the only thing in orbit today.
Sending abbos first to test the tech, Aussies?
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i love you so much Australia.
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nice.
sign me up to ArseFleet and give me an ArseShip to pilot around Uranus!
That's not an official government website
sides = orbit
>Arstronaut
Is this real?
I didn't believe it, but then I spaceaustralia.com.au
AESTHETIC
Lmfao I don't even care if it's real or not
It's legit Arsestralian
I was chosen to be a astronaught on their first trip to the moon next year.
AMA
Funny, but fake
I thought they were going to orbit Uranus first
We all ready are :)
If Australia develops wormhole technology can it please be named the ARSE Hole?
IM FUCKING DEAD
DEAD
NO DON'T DO THIS
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
>not Arsetronaught
Cmon m8.
Great bantz, Aussies
Never change Aussies, I love you
i'm stoked to be on the first boomashuttle to the mounds of venus
one small step for a cunt, one giant leap for every cunt.
>.com
>.au
>.com.au
Lol got me for a sec tho
Is this a joke?
Either way I'm getting a shirt
Canadian Unexplored Nebula Tracking?
cuck
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They'll just go with A.S.A or some shit.
Good marketing campaign desu.
Their first experiment should be putting kangaroos out an airlock and filming what happens.
the stick in your ass must have a stick in its ass
>space program litterally called ass
cant make this shit up
> Arse
> to explore and understand the deep unknown
kek
As long as it's not a black hole
>arsetronaut
the bantz never stops
I will donate every fucking dime I have to have ARSE probe Uranus.
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im improving the pic
>ARSE
lol, it never ends
all holes are black if you go deep enough
NGL This is one of the best trolls I have ever seen. Really pulled out all the stops.
My sides have entered standard orbit, Captain.
Austronaut
ASS=Australian Space Station
How fucking hard are they going to push for an "indigenous" astronaut?
>John Smith here is has white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, grew up in a wealthy family attending an expensive private school and doesn't know anything about aboriginal culture but he is 1/16th aboriginal
>OMG AN ABORIGINAL ASTRONAUT LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE
moot was right
AUSTRALIA BLOWN THE FUCKING FUCK OUT HOLY SHIT SIMPLY EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fire up the arsehole drive, we are headed to the deepest darkest region known to man.
arsehole speed Mr Sulu, engage!
Klingons are attacking the arse, what should we do captain?
Wait what the fuck? It's real?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it's obviously fake you morons
>tfw only one here with 3 digit IQ
what?
Its not an official government website nigga
what about their offshoot research program Celestial, Universal, and Nova Technologies
lol that website looks too fucking legit. Google even says it has a secured connection.
That will never happen. Its one of the few professions where merit gets priority. Space exploration is expensive and every agency only want the best to handle it. I dont think there has ever been a case of affirmative action when it came to becoming an astronaut.
t. IQ of 100
Australian Silent Service
early name for our submarine force
true story
Yeah it's a joke site designed to sell t shirts.
The creator of this site is obviously a big stinky merchant.
real life shitposting taken too far
Yeah well, Gay used to mean happy once.
FULL SPEED AHEAD CHEKHOV, MAXIMUM IMPULSE STRAIGHT INTO THAT ARSE HOLE
>.com.au
>obviously fake
>selling t-shirts
2 seconds of research will tell you that there is no name for the space agency yet and this is an elaborate ruse to sell funny t-shirts and collect shekels.
Whose gigantic nose and menacing, rubbing hands could be behind this?
This, OP is a kike shilling his own shitty website and t shirts
Fake and gay meme to sell fake and gay t-shirts
Actually it didn't.
Gay would be somebody who possesses the quality of gaiety. Which is more like being drunk but cheerful. But I believe by the 18th century it had already started being used as a pejorative to refer to somebody who is morally loose.
We've already sent apes into space, though.
I bet your ecstatic
fuckin hell that is some top tier bantz, fucking cheeky cunts.
How far would that go btw?
Straya > Physics
as far as it needs to
DAS RAYCISS
It's not going too far
I always knew Australia was upside down, but it seems they just really like it face down, and arse up.
Please austrailia, dont actually.
>spaceaustralia.com.au
Pls tell me they have twitter and shitpost with the account
>ARSE
It never occured to them to name it "ARISE" Australian Research In Space Exploration? Lol, who the shit thought of this?
jesus even their nerds bring the bants
Do your thing Sup Forums
Fixed that for you
gizmodo.com.au
untrue and homosexual. like everything under OP's flag
Yes, also Instagram and Kikebook
The eternal shitposters strike again!
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>It’s a large step but an important step to take. We believe it will be “One small step for a man, one giant leap for down under.”
You're close.
i am shattered.
that's actually a pretty good name.
>to explore and understand the deep unknown