Australian space program was literally just announced

australian space program was literally just announced,
say hello to ARSE

www.spaceaustralia.com.au

australia superpower by 2020

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"ARSE: Taking shitposting to new heights."

Kek

it's fucking real

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Absolute useless shit

Surprise Twist: It's funded by India.

Which colour shirt should I buy?

spaceaustralia.com.au/

youtube.com/watch?v=379sQbvUg5k

explains why the turnball government has been cutting welfare

blue always buy blue

I can't stop laughing

>earth will be IRL banned in your lifetime due to aussies shitposting in the intergalactic community.

>it's fake
Disappointed.

idk mate, usually i try to avoid white clothing as stains, dirt and shit are too fucking visable and embarresing

Ho. Lee. Fuck.

It's real.

fpbp

embarrassing*

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will they put an emu on the moon?

fpbp

>top kek

Lmao....... oh me god. Many chuckles

nah. we told the abos that the moon has a lot of petrol

if it was real it would be .gov tards

Ausfailia BTFO by the BSK's again

trips of truth
>pic related

>Didn't even bother to label Tasmania.

Accurate.

No one cares about Tassie.

space is a masonic lie

earth is flat

space agencies can be private businesses and not government businesses, SpaceX is a private one
but NASA is government.

glorious

all space agencys manipulate and lie

research operation FISHBOWL

were locked inside nobody can get out

not even "aliens"

>believing space exists

I bet half your brainlets think that the earth is round too kek

>call spaceprogramm arse
>expect it to be anything but shit

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you getting played by ((them))

Translation and Meaning of arse in Almaany English-Hebrew Dictionary
arse
ישבן , תחת ( סלנג בריטי ); טיפש , אדם דוחה ( בלשון בוטה , סלנג בריטי )
Synonyms and Antonymous of the word arse in Almaany dictionary

Synonyms of " arse "
( noun ) : buttocks , nates , butt , backside , bum , buns , can , fundament , hindquarters , hind end , keister , posterior , prat , rear , rear end , rump , stern , seat , tail , tail end , tooshie , tush , bottom , behind , derriere , fanny , ass , body part ; ( noun ) : anus , arsehole , asshole , orifice , opening , porta
Synonyms of " arse about"
( verb ) : bum , bum around , bum about , arse around , fuck off , loaf , frig around , waste one ' s time , lounge around , loll , loll around , lounge about , idle , laze , slug , stagnate
Synonyms of " arse around"
( verb ) : bum , bum around , bum about , arse about , fuck off , loaf , frig around , waste one ' s time , lounge around , loll , loll around , lounge about , idle , laze , slug , stagnate ; ( verb ) : horse around , fool around , fool , play , joke , jest

holy shit is real

earth is a hollow sphere. pic related is the southpole

Oh shit it's real. WTF ARE THESE STUPID FUCKERS DOING?

Welcome to the club

nah its not. the nazis found some land under the ice / entered the sheol (new swabia)

>ARSE
That's totally new level of scatpostin

Why does ARSE have a picture of Hubble Space Telescope on the pic? It was a US project that the EU threw a few bucks in on to get like ~15% usage out of.
>pic, what aussie scientists spent time on

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Why does every space agency have that free mason symbol

Evidence Showing The Germans Were Making “Flying Saucers” As Far Back As 1941 – Collective Evolution
collective-evolution.com/2017/09/16/evidence-showing-the-germans-weremaking-flying-saucers-as-far-back-as-1941/

truth

look at their stupid instagram account trying to convince people about the "space is real meme" kek

their manipulation is always the same

mix real photos with cgi/art

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top center and bottom center are CGI as well

>ARSE
Its fucking real, holy shit its fucking real ahahahahahahahahhaa

One must be really daring to name their space program "ASS"

Australians will fall for it, they are retarded and fell for the "mass shooting" psyops meme and gave up all their guns.

Just a coincidence

im aware about the flying saucers

the bible talks about it early

Zechariah 5:7-9King James Version (KJV)

7 And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah.

8 And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof.

9 Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven.

>a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah.

A lump of lead is not magnetic, it is diamagnetic because it can interact slightly with magnetic fields. By moving a very strong magnet past a piece lead can actually cause the lead to move. There are videos shows that lead does interaction with the magnet, other metals, such as aluminum, brass, and, copper have a more visible interaction.

Diamagnetism is the property of an object which causes it to create a magnetic field in opposition to an externally applied magnetic field, thus causing a repulsive effect. Specifically, an external magnetic field alters the orbital velocity of electrons around their nuclei, thus changing the magnetic dipole moment.

lol not bad not bad

Pic related

>ARSE
mfw this fucking timeline

twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/912708347647987712

Hey John

>lead
youtube.com/watch?v=yeIizmhzPQc

I am speechless

Is "arse" supposed to mean something? I don't get it.

>arse

>arse
>British spelling of ass

Arse = ass

this is pathetic i bet a kike lead its creation in order to destroy the countrys morale

ok i admit it, you guys win this is some high octane bants. fucking hell.

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAA

polsa.gov.pl/en/
pw-sat.pl/en/home-page/

Would be confused with the forthcoming Arab Shiite State (next door to the Saudi Homelands Independent Territories)

Australia, you truly are the greatest people on this planet. Every arsenin one of you.

polska CAN into space ??
huh

theres shitty CGI, and then theres polish CGI...

Why put a trampoline in space???

I sent some encouragement and praise.

Hilarious but not real.

It's not fake, you fucking retard.

our first rocket reached space in 70's. Program was successful so it cancelled...russians

This. It's fake but it's a good joke.

I bet their first mission will be probing Uranus.

to slow down spacecraft using sun

It is fake. It's set up apparently by the same people who did "CU in the NT" a while back

Our shitposting has no limits

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

It's a real site but it's not owned by the Australian government.
It's an elaborate $7 joke made by a redditor you mong.

kek aye

the russians didn't steal the technology for themselves?

Brb, buying a tee

I'll explore ur mum's deep dark unknown.

I'm ok with this, but the rivers of blood involved in making it a reality would be destined to become the matter of legends.

Well, maybe you should push this idea, I'd love to see a space race between SpaceX, NASA, and ARSE. KEK wills it.

This makes ARSE, from down under, no less fucking hilarious!

Does my ARSE look flat?!?!

The poo in loos are paying for it!

Oh, shit, this is funny!

Top kek

>the russians didn't steal the technology for themselves?

maybe...probably, not sure? all we know is that they destroyed most of polish engineering

I love Australians.

what timeline is this?

fake

The best one.

Fucking Hell! The Russian bots are already trying to hack Australia's ARSE!!!!

So true it hurts

>This. It's fake but it's a good joke.
wew, check out this autist wet blanket

>AKSHUALLY!!

Best timeline

Reminder this might actually be real