Anime titles you would name your child

Anime titles you would name your child.

If a girl, Bulbasaur

Kill Me Baby

Ping Pong

Keit-Ai

inb4 b&

Fist of the North Star

Eva

Aki sora

One piece of love

Monster

Oregairu

Lizzello

Nikki.

Erased

Naruto

Inferno Cop

Die Buster

Lain

Boku no Pico

Onepunch Mike

Beelzebub, cause that little fucker is gonna be the devil incarnate...

Gun Buster

Why the hell not?!?

Rapeman

Elfen

Nausicaa

Kore wa Zombie desu ka?

Because my child would die

Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Love Comedy wo Zenryoku de Jama Shiteiru

G O L D E N B O Y

Luluco

Card Captor Shaniqua.

If dat boi: JoJo
If omg grill: Kagewanai

This entire thread is cancer.

Also Boku no Pico.

>> having offspring
WEW lad.

>Not having sex with your waifu and taking responsibility when the time comes
fucking normalfags i swear

but user if Sup Forums wasnt all poor neet they will adopt a little asian girl and.go woody allen on her

>Also, not naming your son junior in order to gave him oedip issues and kill you to take your name

This is the most creative rec thread I've ever seen.

I literally have no idea what the fuck "go woody allen" means.

Emma

Avatar

Iris.

What if I don't want to have kids even with my waifu?

Then you don't deserve her.

woody allen is a jew who adopted a little chinese girl and litteraly married her when she was 18
>he wrote movies about beiing a cuck and fucking weird women

Boy: Naruto Ichigo D. Saitama Kaneda Ikari
Girl: Misaki Masaki Mikasa Madoka Mako Makoto Maimai

Why? That's nonsense. You don't need to make babies with her to deserve her or not. There is more to love and being married than working 2 jobs and having a mouth to feed.

I literally do not care. Fuck off.

Pupa.

Not really, except you can work a single job if you aren't incompetent.

Sword Art Online

Unlimited Blade Works.

Yeah some boring career at an office or something? Fuck that.
Why should we have kids anyway? We aren't the parenting type. She's much to, um, herself for that. I'm not exactly father material either.

I wouldn't mind the idea, but I can't see it working very well. I am also incompetent for your information by the way. The responsibilities would be more on her end than mine and that feels like it would be too one sided for me. Though she is a very impressive and strong woman, so if she really wanted a baby I could see her taking care of both me and the child and me helping out the best I can. I'm pretty useless though. I hate it, please don't bully.

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Women's mission is to carry children. You deny her her meaning of life.

I-I don't want to./ W-would she have babies with me and still love me and care for her family?
I don't want to feel like such a burden is all. I really don't.
I know she would I'm just a bitch

So you're saying women who can't bear children should just kill themselves?

They can raise unwanted children.

>being autistic
He didn't say that at all.
I could be sterile for all I know. If we try and want to that is what matters. If not we could adpt always. Unless we didn't have the money. In vitro is absurdly expensive and unrealistic for most people. I don't think she would be too upset if I couldn't. She would still love me.

ARIA the Arrival

Oni chichi

Yes.

Yahari ore no seishin rabu kome wa machigatteiru

Key the Metal Idol.

If boy: Osomatsu San
If girl: Hyouka

Waddup boi

Anne Happy

Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?

Fuck off

If this was a rec thread, it'd be a stupid one since all we get are titles with no premise. Would you eat a dish made from human feces called 'Sweet Candy Delight'?

golgo 13

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Buckley get out of Sup Forums

This is probably the only one I would be fine with in this thread. Luluco and Aria get an honorable mention.

Depends.

If I'm allowed to shorten a name then I'd call my kid Oroka.
Otherwise, probably Aki Sora like the faggot earlier on in the thread or at the very least Hellsing if my partner was from Eastern Europe and I had a sick sense of humour.

Also possibly Jormangand if I have a boy to fuck him up for life with body issues.

Cum Dump

No.6

Giant Gorg, if you know what I mean.

> Not choosing titles that are literal names
> Tenchi
> Ranma
> Nadia

You guys must really hate kids.

Nana
Beck

This.

Literally not of those are the correct title.

Galaxy Angel
for both, male and female

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Bokurano.

Soul Eater for a girl
Trigun for a boy

I'd name my daughter Ojamajo Doremi #
My son I would name Rurouni Kenshin.

If they're twins I'll call them Tigger and Bunny

I feel sorry for a boy that has to go through school being called "Bunny"

Xpress Train.

Girls will love him tho. It's his destiny.
While Tiger is more destined to be a loser.
Life is hard.

These anons get some points.

Higurashinokoronikaitenkettsuhentoppanogaijin-the third.

Berserk

>the part where they revive the old man with a handjob.
Wew lad

Overlord

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>a full half hour of just the one skit

They're really phoning it in these days, huh?

Touhou

Alex Hunter x Hunter