>Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro called on his nation's military leaders Tuesday to prepare for war against the U.S. days after the Trump administration banned Venezuelan officials from entering the nation. >"We have been shamelessly threatened by the most criminal empire that ever existed and we have the obligation to prepare ourselves to guarantee peace," said Maduro, who wore a green uniform and a military hat as he spoke with his army top brass during a military exercise involving tanks and missiles. "We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready....to defend every inch of the territory if needs be," he added.
>We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready....to defend every inch of the territory if needs be," he added. Sure faggot. Fight a war while your people are starving and eating fucking zebras out of the zoo. This would the shortest fucking war in human history Sadam got BTFO and so will they
Austin Cooper
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Landon Price
Appropriate image you posted, CIA. Venezuela's problems are almost exclusively caused BY America's coup to begin with. I literally can not wait until America gets nuked.
Gabriel Torres
So Venezuela is going to arm up to kill their own citizens when the starving masses finally attempt to overthrow the government in a desperate attempt to survive?
Andrew Phillips
>Daily reminder Venezulas economy was booming as they started doing foreign trade by the barter method (goods for goods) cutting out the Jewish middleman so they forced sanctions on them and tanked their economy Socialism is a horrific ideology, but is not the reason for the current situation. This is why ZOG is demanding blood.
Ayden Cox
How much of that global spanning military is available to guard the homefront? Which theater do you weaken to defend against a force in your backyard? Europe against Russia? The middle east against Iran? Asia against China? Africa against itself?
Eli James
This is 4d chess by Trump to solve the cival 'war', now they have something in common to unify against. Trump will have solved Venezuela crisis by the end of the year but he will never be given any credit for it.
Julian Powell
Reminder Rex Tillerson is head of exxon mobile
You ready to die for Israel goy?
Jayden Bailey
You dumb fucking faggot guzzle a cocktail of cum and bleach.
Learn about the unified combatant commands first though.
Colton Johnson
>Sure faggot. Fight a war while your people are starving and eating fucking zebras out of the zoo. This would the shortest fucking war in human history Sadam got BTFO and so will they they are breeding rabbits for food tough, as we all know breeding meat is the best way to deal with starvation
Levi Cruz
Any idea coming from a commie is a bad one
Christian Jackson
>Dumb fucking brownies who can't even keep their country powered vs. worlds largest well funded military Hmm, really moistens my merkel
Levi Gomez
That war would last all of 24 hours.
Luis Wood
That's the fucking Venezuelan military. This is the USA's
>Which theater do you weaken to defend against a force in your backyard? What do you mean? The US could destroy all of Venezuela's military capabilities within a week.
Matthew Rodriguez
> Venezuela's problems are almost exclusively caused BY America's coup to begin with yeah because they are fucking commies you cuck faggot. CIAs been destroying South American UMA DELICIA Governments for decades now by sponsoring cartels and paramilitary
Lincoln Young
If this goes down, we are essentially on countdown to $1.29/gallon gas
Josiah Powell
>yeah because they are fucking commies you cuck faggot You type like a level headed individual.
Caleb Russell
>saying you can't come in is a threat Christ I need these manlet nations to stop trying to pick fights with us.
Adrian Johnson
>Are you ready for war?
>Dictatorship? Checked. >Oil Reserves? Oh hell yes checked. >Threats of war against America? Mhm checked. Seems like another oil-rich nation needs a healthy dosing of freedom.
John Myers
TIME TO LIBERATE SOME POOR PEOPLE FROM THEIR OIL, LADS
Lincoln King
Let me get this straight: >Trump You can't play with us >Beaner Looks like we gotta go to war
Ryan Kelly
You know you have a shit military when you have to describe your tanks as 'well-oiled'.
Brandon Sanders
Isn't he a bus driver?
Justin Wood
They're probably from the 60s kek
Aaron Long
I have a hard time believing Newsweek as a source since they claimed US troops were flushing whole Korans down toilets in Gitmo.
And if you want to be a whiny Commie faggot and blame the US for Venezuela's current misery, forget about "muh coup"; that was ages ago when Chavez was still alive. Only thing you can really lay blame on the US for VZ now would be trying to pin OPECs major drop in oil prices a few years back on them. Venezuela is in a shot position because of their own economic policies. They chose to spend like niggers who won the lottery and gift gibs to everyone around them instead of trying to invest in their own oil industry or diversify their economy. Compound that with repeated seizures of the physical assets of foreign companies and their economic policy of "if you want to trade in VZ you have to use our shitty Bolivars", and no one outside the country wants to do business with them. Chavismo has fucked Venezuela, not the US.
Angel Bell
This, whats the point in even resisting us? I mean, from the point of view of the govt, if we want them destroyed they will be. Sure commies can wage guerilla war, but the govt will be destroyed, so why is the govt bothering to put money into military?
Cameron Hughes
If it means cheaper gasoline I have no problem with it
Dominic Morris
US plan to invade VZ: -air drop massive amounts of MREs -shoot everyone not eating
Juan Sanders
>It's another episode of the US tries desperately to hold onto the petrodollar only to postpone the inevitable and create more massive refugee situations
eh
Lincoln Lopez
Amerikaners about to get BTFO
Aiden Cook
>fighting a war against a far superior enemy force without even your own people on side
jej
Easton Price
>who wore a green uniform and a military hat
this guy not fucking around
Jason King
>drumpf is a bully around the world
>"b-but hillary is the warmonger!!!"
Joseph Davis
is Venezuela gonna feed their army with street rats and dog meat??
fuck off OP go home
Owen Smith
Hilary is a fucking joke, a literal cartel queen that old bitch is cancer to this country but you lost so doesn't matter cuck
William Cox
Fpbp
Jonathan Clark
hopefully you and all you care about will die in that nuclear fire
Robert Watson
You expand from with in
Idiot lol
Elijah Hall
>Venezuelan refugees >women and children fleeing war Open the borders you're getting more shitskins
Justin Perez
>Country is weak and people are starving. >Starts a war with a Superpower. Commies really are retarded.
Kayden Hall
You lost. Get over it.
Oliver Garcia
That's generally what parasites do, yes.
Sebastian Brooks
I saw this movie once where there was a castle that was being invaded, so they shut the gate and the enemies just waited outside. The castle ran out of food and they started eating rats, then they ran out of rats.
Venezuela is in a downward spiral, in a war, the US would just do nothing and Venezuela would starve to death.
Nathan Sanders
Trips of truth.
Matthew Gutierrez
In the capital, sure. The rest of the country will be carved up between jungle-toting loyalists and starving freedom fighters, with the US taking a backseat supplier's role.
Owen Long
Incoming Venezuelan qt 3.14 over the (non-existent) wall.
Logan Davis
You just know Hollywood would make yet another remake of Scarface and fuck it up, when Benniezuelans show up and flood the programmes.
Matthew Martinez
IM READY TO "LIBERATE" ME SOME VENEZUELAN QTS VROOM VROOOOOOM LETS GET THAT WAR MACHINE GOING
Lucas Nguyen
If Venezuela, Iran, North korea, China, and Russia all attacked at once, they could probably cause a decent amount of destruction. Technically, all they would have to do is strike the US with so much force and pray that Europe just sorta fucks off due to obvious fear of being wiped out as well
>Literally not socialism >NO! IT'S STILL SOCIALISM!! >Americans are still this retarded
Landon Cook
Aruba is ready to host our American allies as a base to attack Venezuela. Time to hang these commies.
Ryan Collins
More mulattoes on the way.
Ryan Parker
We will be greeted like liberators
Anthony Morgan
>Travel ban to Venie >They think it means war >Arm up all the citizens with fresh new guns and vehicles >Trump does absolutely nothing >Citizens use new found weapons to take the country back from Socialism >Venezuela now a Democratic state >Travel ban lifted
22,000x10^100Chess my boys
Elijah Miller
I think the bigger problem are mass waves of refugees
Noah Ward
>goes to war with USA >forgein aid stops >starve more >war ends without a bullet being fired B-BUT REAL COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
Nathan Hughes
VZ could declare war on us and it wouldnt matter. They dont have the power projection to do a damn thing, and if they tried they'd get BTFO.
>inb4 it'll be like Vietnam
No, this will be a conventional one-sided curb stomping that will be Iraq all over again, except this time the people might actually be glad the socialists are gone.
This is just making a boogeyman to justify the governments actions and distract people.
Blake Cox
Is that Brendan Gleeson in the pic?
Michael King
We literally use the gulf fleet and stealth bombers that have literal global reach, which has more than enough firepower to make an extremely painful example of their navy and a few air strips.
Aaron Hill
>merely identifying as a 'Scotsman' isn't enough to actually make you a Scotsman So by that logic commies should be against trannies and all those degenerates they fight for. Also >Wow! I sure did enough mental gymnastics to prove Venezuela isn't real socialism Great, now do the same for the 5687925692837468297469274692984765932748619734 other times this retarded system failed
Angel Gonzalez
This is what Venezuala gets for dumping the petrodollar.
USA USA
Sebastian Sullivan
>American armchair generals ITT
>don't fuck with ME I'm the entire US military
Nathan Collins
>Venezuela, Irrelevant. Fuckers are looking like Ethiopians right now. Unfed army can't fight especially offensively. >Iran, North Korea, China, Russia First, they would have to get enough manpower for an invasion across the oceans. Our Navy hold that back for a awhile. Our subs are practically undetectable to a lot of their tech and would literally be torpedoing the shit out of them the entire way to the mainland. Meanwhile, our air power is running constant sorties over US Air Space engaging the enemy and baiting them into precision AA fire when outnumbered. They get past the Navy and Air Force then they have to deal with a defensive force of atleast 10-30 million after draft and conscription. It would be a blood bath but even combined they don't have the logistical means to pull it off.
Sebastian Ortiz
Socialism is the biggest failure in human history, simply doesn't work you retard
Levi Morgan
This retarded fuck actually thinks that the US is going to invade his nation.
In reality we're just going to boycott it and sit back and watch it continue to crumble while we laugh.
Luis Williams
ignoring any fallacies of your premise, africa. definitely stop protectings africans from africans
Caleb Gomez
>Implying the CIA hasn't been fucking with Venezuela for ages
When did neocons overrun pol?
Lincoln Sanders
So then what is it
Gavin Wright
When they realized Trump was a threat to their hegemony and that Sup Forums is largely pro-Trump.
David Brown
How would this solve anything? Venezuela is socialist.
Andrew Cook
>people honestly think US president doing some cultural ritual for one of its allies is proof they're controlled by that country
Jacob Smith
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Jose Wilson
>"We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready"
Perhaps they should try feeding their people first?
Nathan Green
Time to back up his claims of "we should be taken the oil".
Nathan Reed
make connection
Carter Adams
>Venezuela rapes the south >Best Korea nukes the west >Russia comes in from the north >Lards holed up in the east waiting for death Mark my words
Julian Jackson
when are these third world shit niggers going to learn that if you don't want to get dicked by daddy sam you don't fuck with the petro dollar.
Then again I guess these shitheads have literally nothing left to lose so napalm may be their saving grace.
Cameron Roberts
>workers uniformly owning the means of production >ever happening
Pick one.
Connor Phillips
>the most criminal empire that ever existed He's right, you know.
Also they make an absolutely terrible food source.
Samuel Parker
Its an excuse to put the military on the streets to control its people. Maduro is basically a Latin ISIS Govt at this point. >all women will be taken to "safe camps" while all the men go "fight" war
Jaxon Gomez
just trying to distract the people from the situation at home
>the most criminal empire that ever existed he's not wrong on this one, guys
Carter Scott
>bunnies make terrible food source.
anything that hyperfucks and reproduces at rates of mexicans make an excellent food source.
Matthew Martinez
>as we all know breeding meat is the best way to deal with starvation en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning > as rabbit starvation, mal de caribou, or fat starvation) is a rare form of acute malnutrition thought to be caused by a complete absence of fat in the diet.
> This trouble is worst, so far as North America is concerned, among those forest Indians who depend at times on rabbits, the leanest animal in the North, and who develop the extreme fat-hunger known as rabbit-starvation. Rabbit eaters,
Thomas Roberts
funny this is coming from a damn Jap. Remember what happened when you rats attacked us? Turned that ass into Fallout 3
Chase Miller
not to mention your very own country
Nathaniel Anderson
...
Lincoln Bennett
1000 Navy Seals VS all Venezuelan army when?
Noah Sanchez
Wrong. Rabbits basically have no fat on them, they're 100% protein. Unless you're getting fat from another source you'll starve to death.
It's a widely documented phenomena with people suffering from it eating so much rabbit their stomachs almost exploded but they were still starving.
Eli Bailey
Time to restore some freedom.
Caleb Thomas
Alright, so >International coalition contemplates intervention >Trump weighs in support of the coalition and requests diplomacy rather than intervention >Maduro makes an expected response of objection to an international coalition that rejects his legitimacy
OK, so business as usual? Oh wait, no, I forgot. Everything that ever happens from now on is all about Trump and how Trump screwed it all up.
