American Intellectuals

This thread is dedicated to the American Intellectual.

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Wasn't your country literally founded as a place to put English criminals 300 years ago?

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Funny seeing criticism coming from the once glorious has-been nanny state.

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Shut up Austria. Your a non country.

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>Austria

my sides are orbiting

take it to Sup Forums, that's where this thread belong, along with all the other America hate threads on Sup Forums

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Americans are freaks of nature, mix of all different cultures and races resulting in super dumb degenerates.

These two are great

why the fuck should I bother to know the geography of a tiny, poor, somalian-ridden shithole that hasn't made a bit of difference in world affairs since fucking 1920?

>Yes, let's mock the silly americans
Sage

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t. spider

T. Austrian kangaroo fucker
T. Christmas in July

>implying the burger is wrong

T. Countrymen named after a pastry

>pregnant women are at a very high risk of passing DNA on to their children

Belted out loud like a retard sitting on my power scooter. My nurse came to check on me because I usually don't make noise unless I'm hungry or dirty.

T. Brothers by birth
Fuck you sweden don't talk shit you have you're own problems

>t. assblasted amerilard

Kek. At least burgers have a sense of humor

Hello where are the burgers :DDD

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that sent a bunch to US too

oh my

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Lol

That could be a projection. Students gear could also be not only bigger but longer.

>hooktube
>hook
Nice try, Rabbi

1/3

>cant even post an image correctly
take off the meme flag, burger

I must have saved the thumbnail

Am sorry

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And still these criminals are smarter than you, burger

Probably the funniest pics I've ever seen on this board.

This is just incredible.

>ITT: Eurocucks try to feel important

lol, are we really gonna go through this phase again

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my fucking stomach holy shit I look like such a retard in the library rn, fuck you OP

where is the one where some european country is the portugal of europe, my absolute favorite of these so far

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

Contribooting

Since Americans invented the internet, technically every discussion that ever has happened or ever will happen online is dedicated to Americans

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>America
>Gay marriage.
>LGBT rights.
>Liberal democracy as the only acceptable form of government (otherwise we'll bomb your shit).
>Porn-tier "music".
>Porn-tier TV/Film (muh HBO).
>Third-wave feminism.
>Interracial relationships as hip.
>surrounded by spics
>surrounded by niggers
>60% 'white'
>jew infested media
>die for Israel
>entire government serves Israel or globalists
>forces every other country to support Israel or globalists
>ground zero for degeneracy
>everyone drinks pathetic light beer
>land whales on scooters
>shopping centers covered in shit
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>mutilate their babby's genitals because Mr.Rothberg told him to
>obesity
>disgusting "food"
>retarded accents
>either dumb rednecks or liberal cucks
>hated by the entire world
>no history
>disgusting "music"(nigger rap or degenerate pop)
>no traditions
>school shootings
>did I mention obesity?
>dumbest and most ignorant people that exist
>home of BLACKED
>designated month to worship blacks
>hollywood degeneracy and propaganda
>all forms of nationalism and patriotism are civic or rooting for Jewish wars

Americans didnt even know what leftists were until Trump started talking about them. Americans are new to this whole nationalism thing but its alright

ITT: salty 9% native american, 4% nigger amerimutts

>that bullet traveling upwards to hit the girl in the head
Fucking kek

Going to be short thread then.

This is actually true.

Best.

kek

Fun fact: without Jews, America would have around 0 intellectuals.

Fun fact: without blacks, America would win around 0 medals at the Olympics.

Fun fact: without huge weaponry against actually brave opponents who fight like men, America would win 0 wars

Holy fucking keks

>without huge weaponry against actually brave opponents who fight like men, America would win 0 wars

I don't think they're at an advantage even if they do have huge weaponry.

>Vietnam
>Afghanistan

KEK. they were afraid to bring boots on the ground to my country, Serbia.

>they were afraid to bring boots on the ground to my country, Serbia.

American engineering has yet to find a way to mount boots on mobility scooters.

>ITT
>butthurt yuropoors

>American
>known for exploding sphincters and shartinmart
>"butthurt"

lmao

If you can't handle banter, why the fuck are you on Sup Forums?

wow that is a great quote
did he actually say that?

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>country known for some of the sickest pornography known to man
>making poop jokes
typical

This one is hilarious but I don't like all the other country spurdos, it really adds nothing to the image that isn't already implied in the image and the existence of the meme itself.

I have this problem with so many memes though, it's like the autism rates are truly very high and without someone putting the image there you're not able to know whether you should mock the "american" position or not.

Basically these kinds of memes are brought from top tier to John Oliver tier for no reason.

>implying you guys aren't already 40% Muslim
C'mom, this is the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

>county is a joke
>country is known for pooping their pants
>can't handle poop jokes

lmao

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lol

Stop watching porn and you won't be such a deviant obsessed with feces.

Hes Not wrong. The more pissed off leftists become, the more likely they will be to commit acts of domestic terrorism. Then we can either lock them up or give them a fellony preventing them from voting.

More people are starting to die/get hurt in terrorist your daily terrorist acts. And btw BB guns are counted into gun violence.

>his countrymen shit their pants every day
>"stop being obsessed with feces!"

lmao

Sorry you lost your country to sandniggers, Kraut.

>Sorry you lost your country to sandniggers, Kraut.

Sorry you lost your country to actual niggers, niggerburger.

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You let your wives be sexual sacrifices to the refugees in the name of progress and let thousands of women be raped ok New Years and go virtually unpunished for months with a cover up in your country. I think a minority of people shitting their pants is less of a concern to your country's problems.

>wives be sexual sacrifices

So true.

Oh I know, but they'll probably end up killing each other.
Sandniggers, violent as they are, protect their own. Niggers just kill each other.

The West must burn.

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Hello where are da hamburgas? :DDDDDDD

>most of these were single roasties/ coal burners
And nothing of value was lost, mostly. The 30% that were totally innocent is a tragedy, but that's what you get for association, a lesson you Germans should learn.

>America
>2nd Amendment
>Supports a freer market than Europe or China
>High rates of obesity than rates of starvation
>Highest GDP
>High Standard of Living
>Saved South Korea and West Germany from socialism
>Beat Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.
>Less Terrorist Attacks than the EU
>Pro Christian (Compared to Europe and China)
>Awesome Accent
>Bad Ass History of Struggles and Triumph
>Each State feels like another country with its own set of traditions and cultures.
>Has Texas in it.

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i miss andrew breitbart, he was the hope, the ultimate truthseeker. he wanted america to wake up and stand a ground against soros and his minions.

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>socialism
>natsoc
It may have socialist in the name, but natsoc as a system works well as long as you have a united majority. Nazism, on the other hand, was Jewish subversion to give them the greatest victim card in modern history.

>>Beat Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.
It just keeps on giving.

still a cultureless hellhole (with a shit accent) and a feminine image. Everyone views irish, slavs, germans as big burly strong men. Americans? beta males like you who wish they were someone

I don't see anything wrong with this one.

Did they use big government to preform massive wealth transactions into either the nationalized corporations or people?
Then it is socialism, its not marxist but it is still socialism and still inherently evil.

Oh so you want to be fucked in the ass by a big socialist government.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

holy shit i'm dying

Pic related makes sense to me

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